Jess Sedan
@thinksincolor.bsky.social
chaos coordinator, biotech professional, project management, toddler parent. this account might be mostly ridiculous shit my kids say
I really need to know who out there enjoys Nature Valley crunchy granola bars. Like, why do these exist?
March 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I really need to know who out there enjoys Nature Valley crunchy granola bars. Like, why do these exist?
they don't tell you that toddler parenting will involve the destruction of So Many rolls of toilet paper #twins #itstooquiet #damnIleftthebathroomdooropen
January 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
they don't tell you that toddler parenting will involve the destruction of So Many rolls of toilet paper #twins #itstooquiet #damnIleftthebathroomdooropen
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
If you put fruit snacks into your mocktail you might be pregnant
November 25, 2023 at 12:10 AM
If you put fruit snacks into your mocktail you might be pregnant