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The Zine Witch
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The Netflix of Astrology- focused on prioritizing queer and disabled astrologers!

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A few new natal aspect videos are up on my Astro School! Join and get access to my playlist with over 175 natal aspect video break downs. Patreon.com/burnblack
April 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I had five new sign ups this month for Astro School! Welcome new students!!! Patreon.com/burnblack

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March 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One time at a club in LA, Melissa left me on the smokers’ balcony alone. Knowing no one, I found the weirdest guy in the room, complimented his gold chains, “I like your bling.” and without missing a beat, he turned around like he was on The Voice said, “I like your nipples.”

It was Tracy Morgan.
March 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
New Synastry Video on Astro School on the sun opposite partner’s moon. Come dive in and learn Synastry with me Patreon.com/burnblack
March 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What I would do to be a cigarette in the mouth of Jeremy Allen White…fuck
March 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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abusive exs be like “i gave you the world” bitch you gave me ptsd
March 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
New workshop landing on Astro School this month with @thekeenwitch.bsky.social and I! Come join us on Patreon! Transit Saturn Conjunct Venus.
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I got my eye on Wendy Williams with this eclipse story. Free Wendy!
March 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Last chance to book a reading with me before June 2025. I’m offering some great deals today. Www.thezinewitch.com

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March 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m sick of dating. Where is my Mickey Milkovich?
March 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I wrote an article on Patreon on the ninth house, natural law, and Luigi Mangoine. Come support my work. This article is available at the Vestry level and above. If you are unfamiliar with natural law and would like a deeper look into the ninth house, come hang out this month with us on Patreon!
March 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
To be honest, I am not that rebellious. I just live my life in accordance with what I think is the right thing to do at all times. But, often the right thing to do is not what we are taught or the “legal” thing to do. I don’t believe social constructs. I live my life in accordance w/ natural law.
March 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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My podcast is now available on YouTube. @thezinewitch.bsky.social
Next episode out in a few days! #astrology #podcast #venusretrograde

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Venus Retrograde 2025
YouTube video by William Holloway
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March 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pluto in Libra right there
My generation ended an immoral war, forced a criminal president to resign, got the vote for 18-year-olds, lead a sexual revolution, and dared to smoke pot when a seed could get you 30 years. We're gray, but we are fierce.

You touch Social Security, and we will bury you.
March 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Luigi’s Venus sits on Daniel Johns’ Mercury, and every time Anthem comes on shuffle, I start envisioning the future—one where we all awaken to our collective power. It feels like Luigi was a door, but only if we choose to see him as one.
March 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think people are missing the point of A Real Pain which is when people are at their lowest & try to commit suicide, you need people the most.

However, as somebody who has gone through this, I can tell you without a doubt every suicide attempt I made was followed by the loss of friends, silence.
March 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I want to find a daily walking buddy here in Chicago. How do I find this?
March 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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i don’t know who needs to hear this, but sometimes the answer isn’t going back to school—it’s strategically networking your way into the spaces you want to be in. opportunities are often built through connections, not just credentials.
March 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Anytime I see a fucking picture of Luigi it’s like suddenly I’m this scene from Degrassi m.youtube.com/watch?v=3pIv...
Degrassi: Jake Epstein and Cassie Steele- Cinderella
YouTube video by xMari95x
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March 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Libra is the eyebrows of the zodiac— a lot of maintenance but they really do have the ability to change what your face looks like.

Scorpio is the spine of the zodiac—silent, strong, and holding it all together, but don’t bend too far or they’ll snap and make you regret it trying to impress Libra.
March 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Aquarius is the brain of the zodiac—always thinking 5 steps ahead, too busy solving humanity’s problems to notice they’ve left everyone behind.

Virgo is the stomach of the zodiac—constantly digesting everyone’s problems & silently judging your chaos while they clean up the mess Aquarius left.
March 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Taurus is the neck of the zodiac- you gonna turn your head for them and the next thing you know they are holding everything steady & calling the shots.

Aries is the head of the zodiac—they think they are calling the shots but Taurus is already 10 chess moves ahead having planned the whole thing.
March 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gemini is the tongue of the zodiac. They’ve got a million words, & they’ll use every single one of them.

Leo is the underboob of the zodiac—attention-grabbing, & always showing just enough to leave you wanting more.

They don’t need to say it; their presence speaks for itself.
March 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Capricorn is the shoulder of the zodiac—solid, reliable, & always holding things together. They might not get the credit, but without them everything would collapse. Now, Sagittarius is the butthole of the zodiac—up for a good time, a lil messy, but guaranteed to leave you w/ a story to tell. 🫠
March 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM