Alex Remnick
@theythem.bsky.social
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Alex Remnick
@theythem.bsky.social
· Jan 23
I only recognize two genders, non-binary and the other one
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I just remembered I can post
June 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I just remembered I can post
If I'm elected, on my first day in office I'm declaring double war with Iran, and maybe one of the Baltics too. They've had it too good for too long.
June 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If I'm elected, on my first day in office I'm declaring double war with Iran, and maybe one of the Baltics too. They've had it too good for too long.
You’re not a real New Yorker unless you get a little triggered every time you see a low flying plane near Manhattan
June 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You’re not a real New Yorker unless you get a little triggered every time you see a low flying plane near Manhattan
I was today years old when I realized “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” by Good Charlotte contains a Marion Barry diss.
June 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was today years old when I realized “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” by Good Charlotte contains a Marion Barry diss.
Big day for this GIF
a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Big day for this GIF
"we could see BOOP" has been rattling around my brain since I heard it
June 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"we could see BOOP" has been rattling around my brain since I heard it
I’ve seen housewives more desperate than you can possibly imagine
June 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve seen housewives more desperate than you can possibly imagine
A moment for my outfit on Monday…
May 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A moment for my outfit on Monday…
Please, my plaque psoriasis, it’s so mild to severe
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Please, my plaque psoriasis, it’s so mild to severe
If I send you this it means we’re getting blackout tn #thunderbolts
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If I send you this it means we’re getting blackout tn #thunderbolts
LEO?!? boring ass name
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
LEO?!? boring ass name
I know George Santos is objectively a bad person but there’s something I respect about a man who’s so committed to the bit he is literally willing to go to jail for it
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I know George Santos is objectively a bad person but there’s something I respect about a man who’s so committed to the bit he is literally willing to go to jail for it
It’s wild how basically the rest of the world is bilingual to accommodate English speakers while some Americans become enraged if they even hear a foreign language
May 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
It’s wild how basically the rest of the world is bilingual to accommodate English speakers while some Americans become enraged if they even hear a foreign language
Me af
April 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me af
Why does asking for the WiFi password at a bar or restaurant feel like a humiliation ritual?
April 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Why does asking for the WiFi password at a bar or restaurant feel like a humiliation ritual?
New bit idea: ending every text message with “sent from my iPhone”
April 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
New bit idea: ending every text message with “sent from my iPhone”
JESUS ON EASTER, TALKING TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE CELEBRATING 4/20:
“You know, I was cross faded once.”
“You know, I was cross faded once.”
April 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
JESUS ON EASTER, TALKING TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE CELEBRATING 4/20:
“You know, I was cross faded once.”
“You know, I was cross faded once.”
Speak softly and Carrie a big Bradshaw
April 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Speak softly and Carrie a big Bradshaw
Keep calm and Carrie Bradshaw
April 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Keep calm and Carrie Bradshaw
I’m getting out of bed and going to my workout class even though I’m SO WARM and SO COMFY
April 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’m getting out of bed and going to my workout class even though I’m SO WARM and SO COMFY
Saxon bragging about going to Duke when he's clearly a legacy. #TheWhiteLotus
April 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Saxon bragging about going to Duke when he's clearly a legacy. #TheWhiteLotus
Hate to say it but #TheWhiteLotus finale was kinda disappointing. Not for any of the individual plot points, but it just felt kinda sloppy.
April 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hate to say it but #TheWhiteLotus finale was kinda disappointing. Not for any of the individual plot points, but it just felt kinda sloppy.
I hope people continue to unfairly hate on Wet Leg.
Less competition for tickets.
Less competition for tickets.
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I hope people continue to unfairly hate on Wet Leg.
Less competition for tickets.
Less competition for tickets.