Miss Chiquita Bonita 🦜
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Some birds keep people as pets
Always buy the tickets ⭕️⚡️🪕
SF Giants 49ers Team Penske 2 (12) 22 guaranteed to typo
Always buy the tickets ⭕️⚡️🪕
SF Giants 49ers Team Penske 2 (12) 22 guaranteed to typo
Pinned
How the webcast view should be 100% of the time
Finally a Deer Creek run that isn’t the first week of the school year! + dicks. Sec 125 row 1 for life
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Finally a Deer Creek run that isn’t the first week of the school year! + dicks. Sec 125 row 1 for life
If you cant hold your space at a local show I don’t even wanna know how bad you are on a real floor.
February 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
If you cant hold your space at a local show I don’t even wanna know how bad you are on a real floor.
What Brittney are you today?
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
What Brittney are you today?
I accidentally just said Reese Penis so yeah that’s staying in the vocabulary
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I accidentally just said Reese Penis so yeah that’s staying in the vocabulary
I love when you order raviolis and 5 are in the bowl and you’re like “wtf, only 5?!?” And when you’re on the 4th you’re like “thank G I only have 1 more to eat”
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I love when you order raviolis and 5 are in the bowl and you’re like “wtf, only 5?!?” And when you’re on the 4th you’re like “thank G I only have 1 more to eat”
My friend stole (drug problems) frozen shrimp from a Safeway in the Bay Area and SOLD IT FOOD TRUCKS! Like wtf !?!
January 23, 2026 at 5:10 AM
My friend stole (drug problems) frozen shrimp from a Safeway in the Bay Area and SOLD IT FOOD TRUCKS! Like wtf !?!
My students are roasting me for my PB&J with Doritos sandwich and this 90s kid doesn’t give AF
January 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
My students are roasting me for my PB&J with Doritos sandwich and this 90s kid doesn’t give AF
If your Hail Mary is picked off the other team should get a safety…. Or you get a free play from the 20yd line.
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
If your Hail Mary is picked off the other team should get a safety…. Or you get a free play from the 20yd line.
I was- and still am- so excited for my niners but this start is some bullschist and they better get it the fuck together
January 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I was- and still am- so excited for my niners but this start is some bullschist and they better get it the fuck together
Jerry Huckleberry was hit by a car today but by the grace of whatever god you want it to be he sustained only minor injuries and is going to be ok. TBH… I’m kinda jealous of how high he is right now
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Jerry Huckleberry was hit by a car today but by the grace of whatever god you want it to be he sustained only minor injuries and is going to be ok. TBH… I’m kinda jealous of how high he is right now
Ok then
Why did SF arrest and prosecute a 67-year-old for selling mushrooms at a Phish concert? - 48 hills
Mayor Lurie proudly celebrated SF's psychedelic era; why are his cops doing buy-busts at concerts when there is a fentanyl crisis on the streets?
48hills.org
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Ok then
Shanahan is brilliant
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Shanahan is brilliant
Is there an over/under bet I can make for how many Bobby songs will be played during today’s Niners game?
I say 6
I say 6
January 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Is there an over/under bet I can make for how many Bobby songs will be played during today’s Niners game?
I say 6
I say 6
Fare Thee Well ⚡️🌹❤️🌹⚡️
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Fare Thee Well ⚡️🌹❤️🌹⚡️
Should out to the tall dude holding down center of the pit mid way back.
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Should out to the tall dude holding down center of the pit mid way back.
Floor situation looks so much better from home. No more piles of bags full of winter clothes taking up space.
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Floor situation looks so much better from home. No more piles of bags full of winter clothes taking up space.
I don’t care how good the jam is… everything right is a sitter down song
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don’t care how good the jam is… everything right is a sitter down song
Does Trey sound better or worse then 12/28 last year?
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Does Trey sound better or worse then 12/28 last year?
Floor people super excited for their seats right now
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Floor people super excited for their seats right now
Me taking care of my friends 13 year old so they can go to yemsg makes me so happy. They deserve every minute of fun they are going to have and I happy to help.
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me taking care of my friends 13 year old so they can go to yemsg makes me so happy. They deserve every minute of fun they are going to have and I happy to help.
My god I love snoop dog
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My god I love snoop dog
Merry Jerry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Merry Jerry Christmas