Will Cloud
@thewillcloud.bsky.social
They/Them
Actor, writer, director
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Actor, writer, director
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“I did not have sexual relations with that orange.” - Bill Clinton probably
a man in a suit is playing a saxophone in front of a blue background
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November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“I did not have sexual relations with that orange.” - Bill Clinton probably
I need to watch A Field in England again.
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I need to watch A Field in England again.
I seldom am proud of my nationality until we start fighting Europeans in sports.
Anyway imma bout to be the most obnoxious F1 fan
Anyway imma bout to be the most obnoxious F1 fan
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I seldom am proud of my nationality until we start fighting Europeans in sports.
Anyway imma bout to be the most obnoxious F1 fan
Anyway imma bout to be the most obnoxious F1 fan
Binge watching the Heisei Godzilla films because my life is going so so poorly and I want to feel something other than hopeless.
August 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Binge watching the Heisei Godzilla films because my life is going so so poorly and I want to feel something other than hopeless.
Trump/Putin Yaoi but it’s the 80s and they’re jet-setting around the world as KGB agent and “businessman”.
No this idea didn’t come to me during the press conference this evening.
No this idea didn’t come to me during the press conference this evening.
August 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Trump/Putin Yaoi but it’s the 80s and they’re jet-setting around the world as KGB agent and “businessman”.
No this idea didn’t come to me during the press conference this evening.
No this idea didn’t come to me during the press conference this evening.
Sandwiches have been deadly exactly twice in human history. The first was in Sarajevo in June of 1914, and the second was last weekend in DC.
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August 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sandwiches have been deadly exactly twice in human history. The first was in Sarajevo in June of 1914, and the second was last weekend in DC.
You'd think that as mutilated by American nuclear weapons as he is that Godzilla would be a little less antagonistic towards Japan.
August 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You'd think that as mutilated by American nuclear weapons as he is that Godzilla would be a little less antagonistic towards Japan.
I'd like the financial stability to afford whatever Godzilla figures I want.
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'd like the financial stability to afford whatever Godzilla figures I want.
It’s amazing with as much money as he has supposedly had over the years that Trump looks as ugly as he does.
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s amazing with as much money as he has supposedly had over the years that Trump looks as ugly as he does.
Nothing like working months on self-producing and directing a one-act play only to have one of the most respected directors tell an entire room of people it was a “little reading”.
I need to get out of this town if I’m ever going to do theater again.
I need to get out of this town if I’m ever going to do theater again.
August 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nothing like working months on self-producing and directing a one-act play only to have one of the most respected directors tell an entire room of people it was a “little reading”.
I need to get out of this town if I’m ever going to do theater again.
I need to get out of this town if I’m ever going to do theater again.
I’m gonna end up with a “Worst of” list instead of “Best of” this year.
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m gonna end up with a “Worst of” list instead of “Best of” this year.
Longlegs is an X-Files episode, can’t prove otherwise.
July 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Longlegs is an X-Files episode, can’t prove otherwise.
The Pope is 69?
Nice.
Nice.
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The Pope is 69?
Nice.
Nice.
We’re on the timeline where the Pope is named Bob.
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We’re on the timeline where the Pope is named Bob.
Conclave II: Papal Boogaloo
April 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Conclave II: Papal Boogaloo
A second signal chat has hit the tower.
April 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A second signal chat has hit the tower.
I feel like I've had a nose bleed for the past two weeks. Stress and anxiety and burnout is a bitch.
April 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I feel like I've had a nose bleed for the past two weeks. Stress and anxiety and burnout is a bitch.
Tajin might be the best seasoning/spice/topping.
April 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Tajin might be the best seasoning/spice/topping.
Girls just want a Hasselblad and a restored Porsche 944 Safari.
Me. I'm girls.
Me. I'm girls.
March 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Girls just want a Hasselblad and a restored Porsche 944 Safari.
Me. I'm girls.
Me. I'm girls.
If bad guy, why baby girl?
Looking at you, Milkshake.
Looking at you, Milkshake.
March 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If bad guy, why baby girl?
Looking at you, Milkshake.
Looking at you, Milkshake.
Harmony Cobel is such a diva and honestly, good for her.
March 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Harmony Cobel is such a diva and honestly, good for her.
I don't care how good it is, I'm not watching that monkey-man-British boyband movie. We denied the English that much sway over us in 1776, damn it.
March 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I don't care how good it is, I'm not watching that monkey-man-British boyband movie. We denied the English that much sway over us in 1776, damn it.
There’s too many straight people at this wedding. None of them know “Hot To Go”.
March 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There’s too many straight people at this wedding. None of them know “Hot To Go”.