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Will Cloud
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They/Them
Actor, writer, director

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“I did not have sexual relations with that orange.” - Bill Clinton probably
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November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I need to watch A Field in England again.
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I seldom am proud of my nationality until we start fighting Europeans in sports.

Anyway imma bout to be the most obnoxious F1 fan
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Binge watching the Heisei Godzilla films because my life is going so so poorly and I want to feel something other than hopeless.
August 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Trump/Putin Yaoi but it’s the 80s and they’re jet-setting around the world as KGB agent and “businessman”.

No this idea didn’t come to me during the press conference this evening.
August 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sandwiches have been deadly exactly twice in human history. The first was in Sarajevo in June of 1914, and the second was last weekend in DC.
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August 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You'd think that as mutilated by American nuclear weapons as he is that Godzilla would be a little less antagonistic towards Japan.
August 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'd like the financial stability to afford whatever Godzilla figures I want.
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It’s amazing with as much money as he has supposedly had over the years that Trump looks as ugly as he does.
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Nothing like working months on self-producing and directing a one-act play only to have one of the most respected directors tell an entire room of people it was a “little reading”.

I need to get out of this town if I’m ever going to do theater again.
August 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m gonna end up with a “Worst of” list instead of “Best of” this year.
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
July 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Longlegs is an X-Files episode, can’t prove otherwise.
July 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
July 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The Pope is 69?

Nice.
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We’re on the timeline where the Pope is named Bob.
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Conclave II: Papal Boogaloo
April 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A second signal chat has hit the tower.
April 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I feel like I've had a nose bleed for the past two weeks. Stress and anxiety and burnout is a bitch.
April 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tajin might be the best seasoning/spice/topping.
April 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Girls just want a Hasselblad and a restored Porsche 944 Safari.

Me. I'm girls.
March 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If bad guy, why baby girl?

Looking at you, Milkshake.
March 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Harmony Cobel is such a diva and honestly, good for her.
March 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I don't care how good it is, I'm not watching that monkey-man-British boyband movie. We denied the English that much sway over us in 1776, damn it.
March 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
There’s too many straight people at this wedding. None of them know “Hot To Go”.
March 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM