Mandrake Fraser
@thewhippetbeans.bsky.social
Musician, writer, artist, purveyor of daftness… whippet beans Frontman.. Here to share music, positivity and poke fun at the world..
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The Whippet Beans · Album · 2024 · 14 songs
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We’ve got a new album out!!!
It will blow your mind, tickle your funny bones, soothe your soul & rock your socks off.. that’s a guarantee.. pay for it if you want, or don’t, up to you, but if you love it.. please share it!!! 🙏🤘 #NewAlbum #NewMusic open.spotify.com/album/0fDFBN...
It will blow your mind, tickle your funny bones, soothe your soul & rock your socks off.. that’s a guarantee.. pay for it if you want, or don’t, up to you, but if you love it.. please share it!!! 🙏🤘 #NewAlbum #NewMusic open.spotify.com/album/0fDFBN...
I guarantee if Burger King did toys McDonald’s would go bust. Are they having a laugh with the size of those burgers ?? F**k me .. is the term ‘Big Mac’ ironic? It’s like 2 dirty aspirins and a chewy penny.
September 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I guarantee if Burger King did toys McDonald’s would go bust. Are they having a laugh with the size of those burgers ?? F**k me .. is the term ‘Big Mac’ ironic? It’s like 2 dirty aspirins and a chewy penny.
Fuck backwards seats on trains 😔
August 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Fuck backwards seats on trains 😔
It’s world bee day today so don’t forget to wash your bum 👍 #worldbeeday #worldbidet
May 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It’s world bee day today so don’t forget to wash your bum 👍 #worldbeeday #worldbidet
Apple! Stop making you’re products so f**king slippy!!!
May 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Apple! Stop making you’re products so f**king slippy!!!
We just lost the greatest wrestler of my generation and a true hero.. .. Sabu was the most hardcore wrestling legend of all time, pleasure to meet him on this occasion years ago and I treasure this photo, wherever he is now he’s with his soulmate Genie x 🙏 #sabu #wrestling #legend
May 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We just lost the greatest wrestler of my generation and a true hero.. .. Sabu was the most hardcore wrestling legend of all time, pleasure to meet him on this occasion years ago and I treasure this photo, wherever he is now he’s with his soulmate Genie x 🙏 #sabu #wrestling #legend
Ever heard any mention of the Green Party beating Reform on the news? Me neither…. Hope 🙏
May 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ever heard any mention of the Green Party beating Reform on the news? Me neither…. Hope 🙏
The problem is Reform have created a party specifically aimed at getting votes from thick c**ts… it’s an epidemic of credulity that’s the real issue. 😞
May 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The problem is Reform have created a party specifically aimed at getting votes from thick c**ts… it’s an epidemic of credulity that’s the real issue. 😞
Nobody listened to me back in sixth form but I’m glad now, 30 years later that the red hot chilli peppers are a bit of a laughing stock, awful human beings with utterly bollocky songs. People seem to see them for what they are these days, creeps with baselines and it much else 👍🏼
April 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Nobody listened to me back in sixth form but I’m glad now, 30 years later that the red hot chilli peppers are a bit of a laughing stock, awful human beings with utterly bollocky songs. People seem to see them for what they are these days, creeps with baselines and it much else 👍🏼
Tell you what would be nice on ALL social media platforms… a function that means you can only post videos or jokes… if you’ve recorded or created them yourself!!!
Wishful thinking I know, plagiarists are a scourge on creativity 😞
Wishful thinking I know, plagiarists are a scourge on creativity 😞
April 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Tell you what would be nice on ALL social media platforms… a function that means you can only post videos or jokes… if you’ve recorded or created them yourself!!!
Wishful thinking I know, plagiarists are a scourge on creativity 😞
Wishful thinking I know, plagiarists are a scourge on creativity 😞
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Any idea what’s been bleeped out in this clip of Goodnight Sweetheart?
April 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Any idea what’s been bleeped out in this clip of Goodnight Sweetheart?
Any idea what’s been bleeped out in this clip of Goodnight Sweetheart?
April 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Any idea what’s been bleeped out in this clip of Goodnight Sweetheart?
April 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These poor people miming to lame cover versions on stage.. heartbreaking to see….. there’s a lot of it on this episode. I hope young people don’t watch this and think we’re lying about how amazing music was in the 90’s 😳 #totp
April 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
These poor people miming to lame cover versions on stage.. heartbreaking to see….. there’s a lot of it on this episode. I hope young people don’t watch this and think we’re lying about how amazing music was in the 90’s 😳 #totp
Jimmy who? 🤷🏻♂️ I have absolutely no memory of Jimmy Ray?… and I was 18 in 1997… I suspect Ive deleted this horrendous tripe from my memory for a reason. #totp
April 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Jimmy who? 🤷🏻♂️ I have absolutely no memory of Jimmy Ray?… and I was 18 in 1997… I suspect Ive deleted this horrendous tripe from my memory for a reason. #totp
Ash were one of the most over rated bands of the 90’s… oh my god, brand new heavies.. why even bother? Who was buying records by the brand new heavies? Jesus Christ man #totp
April 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ash were one of the most over rated bands of the 90’s… oh my god, brand new heavies.. why even bother? Who was buying records by the brand new heavies? Jesus Christ man #totp
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Love beating man United. They play the football their fans deserve these days, and Newcastle play the football our fans deserve 👌 #NUFC #NEWMUN
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April 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Love beating man United. They play the football their fans deserve these days, and Newcastle play the football our fans deserve 👌 #NUFC #NEWMUN
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April 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Got a dr pepper problem…
April 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Got a dr pepper problem…
A book written by a soldier is like a cake baked by a horse.
April 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A book written by a soldier is like a cake baked by a horse.
Having a band is essentially like having 6 kids/chimpanzees all with ADHD and BiPolar. 😞
March 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Having a band is essentially like having 6 kids/chimpanzees all with ADHD and BiPolar. 😞
Forgot how good and bizarre the plots are in 2.4 Children. Great show.
March 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Forgot how good and bizarre the plots are in 2.4 Children. Great show.
You know that old shaggy song?
….. it WAS him wasn’t it?
….. it WAS him wasn’t it?
March 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You know that old shaggy song?
….. it WAS him wasn’t it?
….. it WAS him wasn’t it?
March 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM