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thewhiffkhalifa.bsky.social
Baker
@thewhiffkhalifa.bsky.social
just a girl that streams as a croissant 🥐 it’s valorant clips, tft rank ups, food photography and boobas around here. not for the faint of heart.

https://theprocrastibaker.carrd.co/
happy spooky week 🧜🏻‍♀️
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
and I bet I can fuck the world and make it c*m hard
October 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
your friendly reminder that fat waists are slutty grabbable waists too if you aren't a fucking coward
September 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The User vs. Their Comfort Horror
September 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
sitting in this airport for a 6-hour layover before my flight home. buy me a birthday drink or dinner?💋

cash.app/$bakedwithspice
Vemno: @ bakedwithspice
September 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it may be MY birthday, but that spicy flansly site is now open; and as my gift to you, all subs this week get an extra lil piece of media in their DMs 🧁 you know where to find the l!nk
September 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
another year older today 🎈
September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
‼️ spicy things are coming on 9/22 👀

{that 🪭-sly link you’ve been looking for is working now! go follow so that you don’t miss the drops on Monday}
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you better drop to your knees and bark like you want it
September 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
you know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe
September 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
HERE, DAMN
September 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Food Photography Friday is here and im showing off this delicious Caramel Apple {Cottage} Cheesecake 🍎

I swear it still tastes ✨ scrumptious ✨
September 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I swear I fall more and more in love with myself when I see this

art imitates life or something like that 😮‍💨

work by the incredibly talented @chilipep.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
grey sweatpants szn is upon us 🔥
September 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
🆘 I ACCIDENTALLY GOT NAIR IN MY FUCKING BUSH AND NOW THERES A BALD SPOT.

GOD FUCKINBAJDJDIXKDLcbsahz
August 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
John Cena followed me on Twitter yesterday so basically…. John Cena has seen my boobs idk that’s cool I think
August 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
forever part of the club where the water will never fully cover my boobs in the bathtub 😒
August 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
oh you skipped your workout today?

let’s see how many reps of these 22lb weights you can get in. go on I’ll count
August 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
X has seen it a few times, but I do love product photography 🥹
August 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
gonna record an audio where instead of moans it’s ‘lizard’ over and over you’re welcome
August 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I feel like this app is the black sheep I always forget about. I’m so much more active on X but yall so damn cute over here I can’t not show uppppp 😩
August 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
waaazzuppp 👅 🔪
August 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
it’s August 1st so it’s literally Halloween 🔪

therefore today’s Food Photography Friday is a Baker special: ‘broken glass’ cupcakes

chocolate cupcakes with a raspberry 🩸 sauce and a homemade raspberry ‘glass’ candy.

they’re to die for
August 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
before you come in my DMs pls know that I’m built like this
July 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
how to cope when you’ve lost multiple games in a row
July 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM