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𝓚𝔂𝓵𝓮 𝓑𝓸𝔂𝓭
@thewarhero.bsky.social
𝘞𝘢𝘳, 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦.

||Writer Tag: #Eggy ||
||Taken IRL by: #Lapis ||
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“𝒩𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓈 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀. 𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓎.”

•𝒟𝑒𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝑅𝒫
•𝟪+ 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒
•𝒟𝑀𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔!
||Sorry for not replying today. Tired after work 😭 we had a sport activity day today so I ache all over.
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
"Oh i'm planning to do exactly just that, don't you worry about a thing~" Kyle whispered right into the blonde's ear before guiding his own length towards Ken's entrance and slowly pushed himself inside. He'll give the blonde a /brief/ moment to get used to Kyle's size again before turning --
boy down here, don't you? 〞

Kenneth teased, feeling his manhood hardening and twitching even more. He was more than ready to take it like a champ.

〝 I'm all yours. You have my permission to play with my holes. Make me go nuts, master~~ 〞
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"Old?! Excuse you! I'm thirty four years old and last time I checked that doesn't exactly make me an old man or something." He walks over, flicking the blonde right on the forehead.

"You on the other hand are too /young/ for /me/."
〝 Yes, * ME. I'm a fighter, in case you haven't noticed that yet. 〞 😐 said the blonde with a hand resting on his hip, the other wiped the sweat drops away.

〝 I have anxiety, is all. You'd better not to, you're too old for me, mate... 〞
"You? Punched people? Y o u?" Kyle asked, trying his best to hold back a laugh since he did nearly kill the poor guy with a punch alone.

"I... find that hard to believe as for me mentioning a date take a chill pill, I can see your forehead vein about to pop. I ain't asking you on one."
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
"You? Punched people? Y o u?" Kyle asked, trying his best to hold back a laugh since he did nearly kill the poor guy with a punch alone.

"I... find that hard to believe as for me mentioning a date take a chill pill, I can see your forehead vein about to pop. I ain't asking you on one."
〝 Correct. I rarely agree with something a stranger offers me. But this time ... I thought a punch wouldn't be that bad. I punched many people in the last ten years.

NOOOO! Of course not! I have ... never gone on a date with anyone! It's not my cup of tea. 〞

He's about to have a cold sweat.
"Maybe don't agree with everything some stranger on the street says to you? If I said let's go on a date would you say yes? Obviously not." He's teasing of course, he wasn't about to do that.
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Eventually due to their heavy and quite heated kisses the pair found themselves on the ground with Kyle placing one of his hand behind Ken's back while he lowered both of them onto the cold and rough ground.

Kyle's hips couldn't help but to thrust into his own hand, pressing up against Ken's own --
and return the kiss until he felt drool leaking from the corner of his lips.
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"Maybe don't agree with everything some stranger on the street says to you? If I said let's go on a date would you say yes? Obviously not." He's teasing of course, he wasn't about to do that.
〝 Well, it was * you who started it. You said I could take a punch or two and I just agreed with that. Surely it's also my fault for being a weakling and fool. But ehhh, I can't get mad at you. 〞

He said, rubbing the back of his hand against his lips gently. Not upset about the situation.
"Maybe next time try not taking on the first person you see to avoid this entire thing. I seriously thought you would be able to handle a punch or two but I guess I was completely wrong." He explained, awkwardly scratching the back of his head.
January 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"You're everything I ever dreamed of my Kenny, i'll never not spoil you. You deserve everything and more coming your way~" He teased before his lips moved away from the neck and back to Ken's lips, stealing one of those delicious kisses from the blonde.

"Don't hold back, enjoy~" He said in --
Puffing out and sweating at the same time, the blonde kept moaning in order to please his master, his voice was charming and irresistible, anyone could get mesmerised by it.
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"I'd do anything at this point to get them to your size! These bad boys..." He paused, crossing his arms just below his chest. Propping it up slightly.

"Have to match the behind and clearly they're bigger."
"Hmmm...well...might be my genes...but still! Squats are the way to go, usually do mine with weights. Or or, you could do lunges or deadlifts!"
"You don't think I tried that? I do squats on a regular basis but my ass is still nothing compared to yours!" And that's when his eyes lock onto that round rear.
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"You're the one squeezing... so fucking tight... Gah... who even are you?" He mumbled against the other's frame.
He loosened his grip a little...but not enough to let him escape from him.

"Stop....squirming so much..."

He grumbled as he looked down at him though half open eyes
"T-Too tight! Can't breathe!" He called out, with each wiggle he only made himself buried against the wolf even more.
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
||It looks so pretty 😍😍
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
||Also replies coming in a few hours! Have a chill night tonight before work tomorrow so I can smash out few replies tonight.
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
||Updated layout thanks to the amazing @sublimeobitus.bsky.social and additional credit to Sladestrokes too ❤️❤️❤️
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
||Complete random but if you haven't yet played the Final Fantasy 7 Remake series you're really missing out 😭 it's such a great game especially Rebirth since it improves so much from Remake and stuffs. Part 3 better be announced asap 😭
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"I mean... it doesn't matter if you stare at me or whatever it is you're doing but maybe next time give a guy a warning as it looks... rather strange to have a stranger looking at you so intently."
“It is not you specifically—Oh, I mean no offense with that. People as a whole, fascinate me.”

*His eyes have a soft look to them, but as they rest on Kyle… how do they stare so deeply?*

“All the same, if I have intruded or overstepped, I apologize.”
"Fascination? What's so fascinating about me?" He asked.
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"Maybe next time try not taking on the first person you see to avoid this entire thing. I seriously thought you would be able to handle a punch or two but I guess I was completely wrong." He explained, awkwardly scratching the back of his head.
〝 N - No! I'll be fine- COUGHS! This ain't the first time, honestly. 〞

The Brit wiped the blood away with the handkerchief once again, the piece of cloth once white, now vivid red. That's rather concerning, indeed.

〝 Hello there. 〞 he uttered with a low tone, slowly rising to his feet.
"Uhh... want me to phone an ambulance or something? That is definitely quite a lot of blood for someone your size." Now he was actually worried, he didn't even realise how strong he could actually be! Certainly not to the point where someone would be bleeding and on their knees after one --
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
"K e n n y~ Kenny~ K E N N Y~" He whispered the blonde's name over and over again quite on purpose actually. He wasn't making things easier as Ken's neck was currently being spoiled by kisses, his hand once again resuming it stroking from earlier.

"You're so cute~ So sexy~ So b i g in all of the --
his reddened cheeks, but he couldn't hide his erect manhood.

His flawless skin was glowing in the sunlight, mingled with sweat. ✨️
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
"Uhh... want me to phone an ambulance or something? That is definitely quite a lot of blood for someone your size." Now he was actually worried, he didn't even realise how strong he could actually be! Certainly not to the point where someone would be bleeding and on their knees after one --
it against his mouth, COUGH! More blood came out.

Don't worry, he'll be fine...
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"Oh? Calling you Kenny makes your cock harder does it?" He asked in a teasing manner with his eyes glancing down to see if that actually was the case or if the blonde was trying to pull another fast one on him.

"Then i'll keep calling you Kenny, moaning your name as my cock hits the deepest --
name. I feel way more comfortable and ✨️needy✨️ whenever you call me Kenny. To be honest, hearing that name in your voice gives me chills. And my cock stiffens── 〞

The moment he realised, he self gagged with a palm, and cheeks flushed a vivid red.

💭 Yosuke, you idiot!
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Fascination? What's so fascinating about me?" He asked.
“Oh! Pardon me. It seems I have lapsed into an old habit of mine: staring in fascination.”
@createdbylove.bsky.social

"Eh? Can I help you with something? You've been staring at me for a while now and it's getting a bit weird now..."
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"You don't think I tried that? I do squats on a regular basis but my ass is still nothing compared to yours!" And that's when his eyes lock onto that round rear.
"Well shoot man, not much too it besides some good squats! Usually how i keep mine nice and toned!"
"Hmm..." He looked himself up and down before deciding.

"My ass possibly? I always wanted to tone it up more than it already is!"
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"T-Too tight! Can't breathe!" He called out, with each wiggle he only made himself buried against the wolf even more.
He snarled softly anf held onto him tighter as he tried ti wiggle himself free from his grasp. Seems like he wasn't intent on letting him go yet
If it wasn't for the licking Kyle probably wouldn't have woken up at all and carried on sleeping.

"G-Gah..

The hell is this?" He questioned as he tried to wrestle free.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
||Sorry, I know i said replies would be coming today but my migraine came back and I literally cannot even keep my eyes open due to the pain. So sorry but I can't focus on anything 😭
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
||First day at work was hell 😭 the heating barely worked so spent the day in possibly -7⁰C 😭

Might attempt replies later if not then tomorrow. Apologies in advance 😭
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The kiss wasn't ruined by the other speaking at all, it made it so much better. It made Kyle feel so warm on the inside for the first time in years, last time he felt like this was when he was still a child so despite the feeling being strange, odd even it felt so damn good at the same time.

"I --
that would be bloody cruel of him.

As they kissed, the snake began to speak and moan simultaneously, nearly ruining the kiss.

〝 You're... a good... k-kisser... I'm... I'm so in love... 〞

Then his bare hands moved up in order to cup the other's cheeks, eyes closing for a better sensation.
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Well...

Kyle didn't actually expect the first punch to actually connect. He was rather surprised when the blonde was already on his knees, bleeding and with quite a big bruise on his cheek coming up rather quickly.

Kyle lowered his guard and approached him, kneeling down as he reached for his --
When the damage was inflicted, probably on his face, the Brit fell on his knees with a groan.

〝 Too strong──! 〞 he articulated, now spitting out blood and kneading his cheek.
"As you wish~" He said with a grin, already charging at the blonde with his first punch. Giving him very little time to even react.
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM