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brain rot and empathy
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One thing i resolve to do going forward (unrelated to a new year) is to match people’s energy and input, and to stop investing in people who couldn’t give a shit.
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
manifesting a smash hit lesbian show for 2026
a close up of a white cat with its mouth wide open
ALT: a close up of a white cat with its mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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dune is a sci fi novel written in 1965 as an allegory about how british food is bland and needs spices
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
me being a reply guy to the wannabe influencer who never acknowledges replies but loves sharing their opinions on everything
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Always worried about what the O Face looks like.
December 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
electrifying.
December 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
spoilers for volume two ig
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
ok this is my official fit of 2026 idc
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m upping my tolerance to Buldaki noodles but still need to eat them with a napkin at the ready (nose runs profusely due to the heat) 😆
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the only two things I enjoyed about the most recent episodes
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Be thankful for the silly people.
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
cue not knowing what day it is until january
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
holy floppy fringe, batman! look at lil lazy-eyed 22 year old me 😅 and my folks lookin crazy tanned after their summer holiday. 2009 was a good year
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
merry wokemas
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
aura gap relationship
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Magic underwear. Mostly.
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
ragebaiting sounds painful
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
jingle *all* the way? in this economy?? best I can do is to jingle a little bit of the way
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
reminder that it’s christmas eve, not christmas steve.
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
been cackling at this for hours. At a very Horvathian rhythm of mental healthy rn
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
FUCK them sprouts for real
Cauliflower cheese for me..
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
there’s a bluesky xmas party?? I’ll be sure to rsvp to det 🙂
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Depending on where you’re from, “may all your Christmases be white” could be considered a curse.
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
watching five nights at freddy's 2. how festive
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
everyone who watches Scream for the first time are like “why would you keep talking to him??”. You don’t get it - if you like horror movies and someone starts talking horror movies, you’re only too delighted to continue talking horror movies. that’s kind of the point Kevin Williamson was making imo
December 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM