VaginalDeathCrap666
@thevivitch.bsky.social
🎬actor & artist ✨unapologetically fat 💀horror fanatic ⛓SLC most wanted mural artist 🏳️🌈They/She/A fucking nightmare
At a callback for a very sexy suave character.
Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down.
Leaving the callback immediately.
Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down.
Leaving the callback immediately.
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
At a callback for a very sexy suave character.
Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down.
Leaving the callback immediately.
Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down.
Leaving the callback immediately.
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The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is getting its first official Blu-ray release on October 14 with a double feature of Joe Lynch‘s Suitable Flesh and Mayhem:
‘The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs’ Makes Blu-ray Debut with ‘Suitable Flesh’ & ‘Mayhem’ Double Feature
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is getting its first official Blu-ray release on October 14 with a double feature of Joe Lynch‘s Suitable Flesh and Mayhem. In Suitable Flesh, a psychiatrist beco...
bloody-disgusting.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is getting its first official Blu-ray release on October 14 with a double feature of Joe Lynch‘s Suitable Flesh and Mayhem:
Unfortunately a sweet raccoon died about a block from our home (still in great condition for being dead.)
More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home.
Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤
#Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home.
Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤
#Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
July 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Unfortunately a sweet raccoon died about a block from our home (still in great condition for being dead.)
More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home.
Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤
#Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home.
Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤
#Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
YEAH I DO FKN CRY WHEN THEY TAKE THOR!!!! EVERY!!!! TIME!!!! WHAT ABOUT IT?! 😑🤨🤨
He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
YEAH I DO FKN CRY WHEN THEY TAKE THOR!!!! EVERY!!!! TIME!!!! WHAT ABOUT IT?! 😑🤨🤨
He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
If someone is trespassing on your property in the middle of the night— is that not kind of why people have guard dogs?? Like did he not do his job? I MEAN IF HE ALLEGEDLY DID ATTACK THE FLOPSY! (We all know he’s innocent, duh)
#TheLsstDriveIn
#TheLsstDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If someone is trespassing on your property in the middle of the night— is that not kind of why people have guard dogs?? Like did he not do his job? I MEAN IF HE ALLEGEDLY DID ATTACK THE FLOPSY! (We all know he’s innocent, duh)
#TheLsstDriveIn
#TheLsstDriveIn
I’m sorry, my dude— what was the plan???
To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)????
Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow.
#TheLastDriveIn
To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)????
Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow.
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m sorry, my dude— what was the plan???
To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)????
Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow.
#TheLastDriveIn
To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)????
Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow.
#TheLastDriveIn
Treating lycanthropy with “proximity to my sister”
Feels like
Treating cancer with lavender oil
#TheLastDriveIn
Feels like
Treating cancer with lavender oil
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Treating lycanthropy with “proximity to my sister”
Feels like
Treating cancer with lavender oil
#TheLastDriveIn
Feels like
Treating cancer with lavender oil
#TheLastDriveIn
Listen, we just watched how many army dudes get wrecked by a group of werewolves?
WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!!
#TheLastDriveIn
WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!!
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Listen, we just watched how many army dudes get wrecked by a group of werewolves?
WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!!
#TheLastDriveIn
WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!!
#TheLastDriveIn
This is where I get mixed up with this movie—I get it, king, you ate 5 people you HAD to scram… but your sister’s BACKYARD?! You didn’t say-hm-that seems like a…vulnerable choice?
And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave??
#TheLastDriveIn
And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave??
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is where I get mixed up with this movie—I get it, king, you ate 5 people you HAD to scram… but your sister’s BACKYARD?! You didn’t say-hm-that seems like a…vulnerable choice?
And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave??
#TheLastDriveIn
And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave??
#TheLastDriveIn
Well, you see this is your nanny’s favorite Christmas movie— she’s watched it every year for the past 50 years. That’s why every year minced meat men together 🧡🔪🥧
#TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
#TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Well, you see this is your nanny’s favorite Christmas movie— she’s watched it every year for the past 50 years. That’s why every year minced meat men together 🧡🔪🥧
#TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
#TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
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July 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My dad would agree, Thor, it is fun to randomly jump scare a kid.
Keep em on their toes.
#TheLastDriveIn
Keep em on their toes.
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My dad would agree, Thor, it is fun to randomly jump scare a kid.
Keep em on their toes.
#TheLastDriveIn
Keep em on their toes.
#TheLastDriveIn
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July 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Friday night is a full moon, a buck moon, and Werewolf Night on #TheLastDriveIn. We have the most intense werewolf movie ever made, and the LEAST intense werewolf movie ever made. It's a yin and a yang and a lot of goofy howling at the trailer park. 9 p.m. EDT on @Shudder.
a drawing of a wolf howling at the full moon
ALT: a drawing of a wolf howling at the full moon
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Friday night is a full moon, a buck moon, and Werewolf Night on #TheLastDriveIn. We have the most intense werewolf movie ever made, and the LEAST intense werewolf movie ever made. It's a yin and a yang and a lot of goofy howling at the trailer park. 9 p.m. EDT on @Shudder.
Ok but that close shot as she whips around on that bum—- 🥵🥵🥵🙂↕️🙂↕️ yes, ma’am #TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ok but that close shot as she whips around on that bum—- 🥵🥵🥵🙂↕️🙂↕️ yes, ma’am #TheLastDriveIn
Making some baby back ribs to celebrate werewolf night on #TheLastDriveIn
🐺🌕🔪
🐺🌕🔪
July 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Making some baby back ribs to celebrate werewolf night on #TheLastDriveIn
🐺🌕🔪
🐺🌕🔪
A pleasure to be here as always, comrades🧡🎃🔪🤠
#TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
#Shudder
#TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
#Shudder
June 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A pleasure to be here as always, comrades🧡🎃🔪🤠
#TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
#Shudder
#TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
#Shudder
Embracing the spirit of watching scary movies to help with my anxiety.
So far we’re 31 days away and I’ve seen:
1. Steel Magnolias
2. Runaway Bride
3. The Big Wedding
4. Bridesmaids
5. My Best Friends Wedding
6. The Wedding Singer
7. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
8. Father of the Bride
So far we’re 31 days away and I’ve seen:
1. Steel Magnolias
2. Runaway Bride
3. The Big Wedding
4. Bridesmaids
5. My Best Friends Wedding
6. The Wedding Singer
7. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
8. Father of the Bride
May 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Embracing the spirit of watching scary movies to help with my anxiety.
So far we’re 31 days away and I’ve seen:
1. Steel Magnolias
2. Runaway Bride
3. The Big Wedding
4. Bridesmaids
5. My Best Friends Wedding
6. The Wedding Singer
7. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
8. Father of the Bride
So far we’re 31 days away and I’ve seen:
1. Steel Magnolias
2. Runaway Bride
3. The Big Wedding
4. Bridesmaids
5. My Best Friends Wedding
6. The Wedding Singer
7. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
8. Father of the Bride
The ads are pushing GLP-1’s but y’all’s fathers are acting like cartoon wolves over the big girls in this warm weather.
May 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The ads are pushing GLP-1’s but y’all’s fathers are acting like cartoon wolves over the big girls in this warm weather.
Go fast, eat ass
May 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Go fast, eat ass
Signature shot in the midst of transitioning from tequila to whiskey proving to have some growth pains 🐸
May 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Signature shot in the midst of transitioning from tequila to whiskey proving to have some growth pains 🐸
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Still thinking about this one 😂👻👖 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
May 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Still thinking about this one 😂👻👖 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
Sometimes I cross paths with someone who truly loves fat women and it feels like sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows😭🧡✨
May 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sometimes I cross paths with someone who truly loves fat women and it feels like sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows😭🧡✨
Ever have such a righteous bong rip that inspires so much genius you get a lil worried you smoked your muse on accident?
May 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ever have such a righteous bong rip that inspires so much genius you get a lil worried you smoked your muse on accident?
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social Tell me the truth right now can you actively see in my apartment right now because that was eerily accurate….
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #Shudder
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #Shudder
a woman in a pilgrim costume is dancing in a parking lot at night .
ALT: a woman in a pilgrim costume is dancing in a parking lot at night .
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social Tell me the truth right now can you actively see in my apartment right now because that was eerily accurate….
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #Shudder
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #Shudder