Might fuck around and make a chaotic choice I can’t come back from: Go to Costco hungry.

I mean… *chef’s kiss* @gregmania.bsky.social on em dashes in @mcsweeneys.net

Trying to get into the habit of using a new social network as a Tired Millenial™️ really should count as an Olympic sport.

I guess I do this now. Hi friends ✨