Theurak
@theurak.bsky.social
Disgusting serpent. You know who I am.
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Theurak
@theurak.bsky.social
· Jul 1
Attention all protogen.
Your nutsack size has now doubled.
Yuor welcome.
Your nutsack size has now doubled.
Yuor welcome.
Dear all dragons.
Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight.
Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight.
July 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Dear all dragons.
Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight.
Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight.
Attention all protogen
Company issued recall is now in effect.
Please return to the nearest "smeltery" (My balls) for... Upgrades.
Yes... Upgrades...
Company issued recall is now in effect.
Please return to the nearest "smeltery" (My balls) for... Upgrades.
Yes... Upgrades...
July 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Attention all protogen
Company issued recall is now in effect.
Please return to the nearest "smeltery" (My balls) for... Upgrades.
Yes... Upgrades...
Company issued recall is now in effect.
Please return to the nearest "smeltery" (My balls) for... Upgrades.
Yes... Upgrades...
Back on my clog shit..
Step up to get a blessing of totally never needing to shit again 🙃
Step up to get a blessing of totally never needing to shit again 🙃
July 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Back on my clog shit..
Step up to get a blessing of totally never needing to shit again 🙃
Step up to get a blessing of totally never needing to shit again 🙃
Attention all protogen.
Your nutsack size has now doubled.
Yuor welcome.
Your nutsack size has now doubled.
Yuor welcome.
July 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Attention all protogen.
Your nutsack size has now doubled.
Yuor welcome.
Your nutsack size has now doubled.
Yuor welcome.
I'm not okay.
Do not listen to anything else from me after I wake up. I. Am not. Okay.
I wish I could think that more than a minute a day.
Do not listen to anything else from me after I wake up. I. Am not. Okay.
I wish I could think that more than a minute a day.
June 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm not okay.
Do not listen to anything else from me after I wake up. I. Am not. Okay.
I wish I could think that more than a minute a day.
Do not listen to anything else from me after I wake up. I. Am not. Okay.
I wish I could think that more than a minute a day.
I also noticed about half of the people who talk about me think my name is 2 words.
It ain't. It's Theurak. I'm not 'the' anything. bruh.
It ain't. It's Theurak. I'm not 'the' anything. bruh.
May 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I also noticed about half of the people who talk about me think my name is 2 words.
It ain't. It's Theurak. I'm not 'the' anything. bruh.
It ain't. It's Theurak. I'm not 'the' anything. bruh.
I am just popular enough that people talk about me. I see it in servers and my art is shared and yet nobody can rack a nerve to talk to me.
I guess I'm either just scary or too much a bad person to warrant that.
I guess I'm either just scary or too much a bad person to warrant that.
May 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I am just popular enough that people talk about me. I see it in servers and my art is shared and yet nobody can rack a nerve to talk to me.
I guess I'm either just scary or too much a bad person to warrant that.
I guess I'm either just scary or too much a bad person to warrant that.
Some of you may remember my view on AI generated art.
That was a long while back when it was new and not really able to pull off things I'd comm for. Today though, I see the sheer devastation it creates and just how bad it is overall. I take my view back. It's destructive and I'd never use it.
That was a long while back when it was new and not really able to pull off things I'd comm for. Today though, I see the sheer devastation it creates and just how bad it is overall. I take my view back. It's destructive and I'd never use it.
May 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Some of you may remember my view on AI generated art.
That was a long while back when it was new and not really able to pull off things I'd comm for. Today though, I see the sheer devastation it creates and just how bad it is overall. I take my view back. It's destructive and I'd never use it.
That was a long while back when it was new and not really able to pull off things I'd comm for. Today though, I see the sheer devastation it creates and just how bad it is overall. I take my view back. It's destructive and I'd never use it.
Reposted by Theurak
Looks like he has to work for his tip…
April 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Looks like he has to work for his tip…
Reposted by Theurak
I decided to do something RISKY! A growth drive! My first ever one!! Kind of nervous, so nothing too crazy!! As voted on by my Patreons!!
Enjoy! >w>
Enjoy! >w>
March 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I decided to do something RISKY! A growth drive! My first ever one!! Kind of nervous, so nothing too crazy!! As voted on by my Patreons!!
Enjoy! >w>
Enjoy! >w>
I am way too socially paranoid to operate 99% of the time.
December 5, 2024 at 7:27 AM
I am way too socially paranoid to operate 99% of the time.
You should...
... Snake.
... Snake.
December 1, 2024 at 10:37 AM
You should...
... Snake.
... Snake.
Someone dedicated to making the perfect shitlog. Perfect density spread. Perfect size. Perfectly straight. Perfect shitreek.
December 1, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Someone dedicated to making the perfect shitlog. Perfect density spread. Perfect size. Perfectly straight. Perfect shitreek.
CLAP and BRAP to the BEAT of my MEAT
I'm not sorry.
I'm not sorry.
November 18, 2024 at 10:58 PM
CLAP and BRAP to the BEAT of my MEAT
I'm not sorry.
I'm not sorry.
Remember. You are not immune to being the nearest pump and dump.
October 17, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Remember. You are not immune to being the nearest pump and dump.
Reposted by Theurak
(July 2024)
"They even made sure nothing in your house was broken when they came in... Though that doesn't mean YOU won't be broken in due time.
Comm for @theurak.bsky.social [also] over on FA !!"
"They even made sure nothing in your house was broken when they came in... Though that doesn't mean YOU won't be broken in due time.
Comm for @theurak.bsky.social [also] over on FA !!"
October 4, 2024 at 12:53 AM
(July 2024)
"They even made sure nothing in your house was broken when they came in... Though that doesn't mean YOU won't be broken in due time.
Comm for @theurak.bsky.social [also] over on FA !!"
"They even made sure nothing in your house was broken when they came in... Though that doesn't mean YOU won't be broken in due time.
Comm for @theurak.bsky.social [also] over on FA !!"
Shitting EVERYWHERE is my passion.
January 6, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Shitting EVERYWHERE is my passion.