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shae
@thetowndyke.bsky.social
running around with your dad’s toupée in hand

22 | she/her
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when the wlw breakup so bad i have to unfollow her on duolingo
January 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i’m sisyphus but it’s laundry homework laundry homework laundry homework laundry homew- (i’m lying crushed under the boulder)
December 4, 2024 at 10:14 AM
i can always tell i’ve reached my breaking point when i have the urge to do pushups at 3am in my room
December 4, 2024 at 10:11 AM
chewing on my lips for breakfast
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
gonna join a nunnery so i can heely around an old building and have lesbian sex
December 3, 2024 at 9:23 AM
my parents told me recently that no one will ever love me back the way that i love so i guess that’s that
December 3, 2024 at 9:22 AM
i’m putting a circle of salt around me to ward off people with avoidant attachment styles
December 3, 2024 at 9:18 AM
finals season is making me rethink my student loans
December 3, 2024 at 9:14 AM
taking a shower tipsy at 2am because tomorrow is the day i lock in completely and you guys better hold me to it
December 3, 2024 at 9:00 AM
i think my girl is ghosting me 🧍‍♀️
December 2, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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does anyone wanna be sweet to me until we die at the exact same time of old age
November 29, 2024 at 8:20 AM
sorry i can’t make it, i have my nightly crash out to get to
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 AM
call me trashy but i’m a ride or die for 99s. what do you mean i can get wasted for $2??
November 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
trying to find the killswitch to all my emotions so i can lock in
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 AM
give me my adhd meds and good packing snow. i’ll make the colosseum look like child’s play
November 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
as a lesbian who doesn’t want kids, my uterus is like the wings of a flightless bird
November 27, 2024 at 7:23 PM
my average tuesday? bumping the anastasia broadway soundtrack while i cry in bed
November 26, 2024 at 10:30 AM
i have to prank my executive dysfunction to get anything done. telling myself to wash my face at least with water but then hehe we’re using soap now since we’re here anyway
November 26, 2024 at 10:20 AM
watching dogs run around on the quad >> studying
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
guys i’m cured, i just got heelys from the thrift for $7.50 in my size
November 25, 2024 at 4:16 AM
i’ve been rotting in my room all day because it’s what would be me and my ex’s anniversary and my family keeps leaving me offerings at my door as condolences. so far i got a soda, cupcake, and a bowl of croutons
November 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
every time he talks about a girl he’s into he says something like yeah it feels like how i felt about you before i found out you’re a lesbian 💀
just went to the bar with my guy friend to talk through my breakup and listen to his fuckboy drama
November 24, 2024 at 7:11 AM
just went to the bar with my guy friend to talk through my breakup and listen to his fuckboy drama
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 AM
trotting like a dumb fuck into my pharmacy to go like this 🤲 at the counter for my adhd prescription
November 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
i wanna put my evil grandma in mine. she’d see girls kissing and experience the generational trauma she started
Honestly like a day in my brain would kill the average person yall don’t even understand what goes on up here
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 AM