thetorpedodog.bsky.social
@thetorpedodog.bsky.social
sometime around “37, nothing wrong with me,” the audience began to suspect that there actually was something very wrong with Drowning Pool
February 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
February 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Why the fuck is there fanfic of @BRANDONWARDELL https://archiveofourown.org/works/9211958
February 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Walk in store, no part there
I WAS TOLD BY APPLE CARE
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the world’s been turning
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
REPENTING with the WEATHER MAN @WEATHERISHAPPEN
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Putin: We have developed new mind control vodka for propaganda purpose, we must now gain access to leave with target

THE NEXT DAY: https://twitter.com/harto/status/845318289697882113
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Oops! All Berries was a false flag operation
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I hope one day to compose insults even 1/10 as good as these https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/842135767363203072
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
EARNEST POST: no really, the parody hat works very poorly https://twitter.com/ruinedpicnic/status/841402329714851841
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The one he told me not to worry about vs. me
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
🚨 ALL POINTS BULLETIN 🚨 BE ON THE LOOKOUT…

…for savings! A real bargain puts money back in to your pocket.
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I know this one!
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It's so great that you can criticize the Chapo crowd online and then have a bunch of namesearching fanboys light up your menchies
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’m being told that the way online reduces complex things to single rating of “Good” or “Bad” is Actually Bad
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Me: I want to go to my favorite sandwich shop but I don’t know how to find the fastest way there!
Them:
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This is an @EpcotCentre–level masterpiece https://twitter.com/HenleyRegattaCA/status/837030151011594240
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
what the fuck I did not license ClickHole to use my likeness http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/can-you-survive-seeing-grease-broadway-4331
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I wasn't paying attention, how racist was the thing on a scale of 0 to 14
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM