Master Kohga! 🍌
@thetopbanana.bsky.social
Well, well... It looks like I came out on top!
But who's surprised? I am ME, after all.
(Written by Tony!! RP Account)
But who's surprised? I am ME, after all.
(Written by Tony!! RP Account)
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Master Kohga! 🍌
@thetopbanana.bsky.social
· Apr 20
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𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘐, 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙆𝙤𝙝𝙜𝙖—𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘠𝘪𝘨𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯,
𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴. 𓁿
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𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘐, 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙆𝙤𝙝𝙜𝙖—𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘠𝘪𝘨𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯,
𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴. 𓁿
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AUUHHHH OWW.................... I'm never doing my classic Yiga Sneaking Trick on you again.....
Cue Majora grabbing Kohga with his whip, and tossing him into the ground.
“Sorry! Reflex.”
“Sorry! Reflex.”
YIGA ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
AUUHHHH OWW.................... I'm never doing my classic Yiga Sneaking Trick on you again.....
YIGA ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
“The many ways to die in Hyrule:
Lynel attacks
Blin assault
Yiga attacks
Drowning
Lightning strikes
Fire
Cucco swarms
Trees!
Gloom or Malice contamination
Not timing that bomb right.
Goron hit-and-run…”
Lynel attacks
Blin assault
Yiga attacks
Drowning
Lightning strikes
Fire
Cucco swarms
Trees!
Gloom or Malice contamination
Not timing that bomb right.
Goron hit-and-run…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
YIGA ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
me when i lie
I GUARANTEE I WILL in the newest game
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
me when i lie
((finished da game
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
((finished da game
I GUARANTEE I WILL in the newest game
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I GUARANTEE I WILL in the newest game
((I WILL be playing the new game soon
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
((I WILL be playing the new game soon
((Ivor is. My best friend
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
((Ivor is. My best friend
I BETTER BE IN THE GAME!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I BETTER BE IN THE GAME!!
Hey!! Get your grubby little hands AWAY from MY BANANAS!!
Totally not stealing his stash of Mighty bananas.
"Uhh... meow?"
"Uhh... meow?"
GAH!! What's happening?!
October 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hey!! Get your grubby little hands AWAY from MY BANANAS!!
Lost my Iron Balls again
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lost my Iron Balls again
GAH!! What's happening?!
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
GAH!! What's happening?!
MASTER KOHGA NEVER DIES!!
August 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
MASTER KOHGA NEVER DIES!!
Impossible!!
"Not even if I train hard every day? If I completely embody the spirit of Kohga?"
No you fool! You can't be Master Kohga because I am Master Kohga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Impossible!!
No you fool! You can't be Master Kohga because I am Master Kohga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What if I become a Master Kohga, will you share it with me then?"
Too bad!!! It's /my/ secret Yiga training! For Master Kohga's only!
July 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
No you fool! You can't be Master Kohga because I am Master Kohga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad!!! It's /my/ secret Yiga training! For Master Kohga's only!
"Well what if I want to take the secret evil training too? Don't hoard it!"
I WON'T TELL!! IT'S SECRET!
July 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Too bad!!! It's /my/ secret Yiga training! For Master Kohga's only!
I WON'T TELL!! IT'S SECRET!
"What was evil about it, exactly?"
THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BACK FROM MY SUPER TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED EVIL MISSION TO GET EVEN STRONGER!!!!
July 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I WON'T TELL!! IT'S SECRET!
THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BACK FROM MY SUPER TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED EVIL MISSION TO GET EVEN STRONGER!!!!
"Not again."
KOHGA!!!!
July 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BACK FROM MY SUPER TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED EVIL MISSION TO GET EVEN STRONGER!!!!
Reposted by Master Kohga! 🍌
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𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙝!!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘐𝘌!!!
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〔 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿 〕
𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙝!!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘐𝘌!!!
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〔 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿 〕
June 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙝!!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘐𝘌!!!
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〔 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿 〕
𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙝!!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘐𝘌!!!
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〔 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿 〕
I'm not helping you!!! And you're not taking credit for my idea!! YIGA. GET HER
June 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm not helping you!!! And you're not taking credit for my idea!! YIGA. GET HER
Hey! Think of your own ideas to get rid of the castle!!
June 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Hey! Think of your own ideas to get rid of the castle!!