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Legally medicated Tolkien enthusiast.
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The Truth About Toking in Tolkien’s Legendarium ✨
YouTube video by TheTolkienToker
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Mae govannen, mofos! 👋🏼
Check out my first installment of Tolkien ‘N Tokin’ on YouTube!
I’m discussing the deeper truth about when our favorite characters light up. Hope you enjoy and share! Means a ton. 😁
youtu.be/Y8PRgfWS1RA?...
Check out my first installment of Tolkien ‘N Tokin’ on YouTube!
I’m discussing the deeper truth about when our favorite characters light up. Hope you enjoy and share! Means a ton. 😁
youtu.be/Y8PRgfWS1RA?...
Still really want a next gen, insane open world game in Arda…COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO WARNER BROS! Sick of this endless PJ box we’re all stuck in.
July 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Still really want a next gen, insane open world game in Arda…COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO WARNER BROS! Sick of this endless PJ box we’re all stuck in.
First 5 mins playing Tales of the Shire: “God, idk if I’ll like this.”
First 2 hours playing TOTS: “This isn’t cozy, I have anxiety trying to feed these people and get this town running!”
First 7 hours playing TOTS: “God, I love this. STFU HOBS!”
First 2 hours playing TOTS: “This isn’t cozy, I have anxiety trying to feed these people and get this town running!”
First 7 hours playing TOTS: “God, I love this. STFU HOBS!”
a man is standing in front of a hobbit house in the woods .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a hobbit house in the woods .
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July 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
First 5 mins playing Tales of the Shire: “God, idk if I’ll like this.”
First 2 hours playing TOTS: “This isn’t cozy, I have anxiety trying to feed these people and get this town running!”
First 7 hours playing TOTS: “God, I love this. STFU HOBS!”
First 2 hours playing TOTS: “This isn’t cozy, I have anxiety trying to feed these people and get this town running!”
First 7 hours playing TOTS: “God, I love this. STFU HOBS!”
But how many tokes could a toking Took toke if a Tolkien took a Took to a toke?
a man with curly hair is holding his finger to his mouth and smiling .
ALT: a man with curly hair is holding his finger to his mouth and smiling .
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July 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
But how many tokes could a toking Took toke if a Tolkien took a Took to a toke?
Love (the good side) of the Tolkien Community. . . Ok, goodnight. 🌙
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Love (the good side) of the Tolkien Community. . . Ok, goodnight. 🌙
Rainy days call for Tolkien…but my wallet demands I work…😤
May 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Rainy days call for Tolkien…but my wallet demands I work…😤
Today is just not a good day. And that’s ok. I’ll just blame the weather 😩
May 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Today is just not a good day. And that’s ok. I’ll just blame the weather 😩
Damn it BlueSky! I came here to escape X and feed my Tolkien addiction but I still see people I wish to remain nameless for protection from the algorithm gods! 😭
May 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Damn it BlueSky! I came here to escape X and feed my Tolkien addiction but I still see people I wish to remain nameless for protection from the algorithm gods! 😭
Favorite book: The Silmarillion. While LOTR and The Hobbit are gateways into the Legendarium, I feel that once you pass the gates it’s the Silm that’s the hub into all the other avenues! 📖✨
May 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Favorite book: The Silmarillion. While LOTR and The Hobbit are gateways into the Legendarium, I feel that once you pass the gates it’s the Silm that’s the hub into all the other avenues! 📖✨
And I come back to a Tolkien Challenge! I love it! It’s great seeing everyone’s insight and preferences when it comes to this world we love. 🥰 #tolkientribe
May 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
And I come back to a Tolkien Challenge! I love it! It’s great seeing everyone’s insight and preferences when it comes to this world we love. 🥰 #tolkientribe
After my Lenten hiatus, all I can say is…”I come back to you know, at the turn of the tide!”
a man with long white hair and a beard is standing in a forest .
ALT: a man with long white hair and a beard is standing in a forest .
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May 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
After my Lenten hiatus, all I can say is…”I come back to you know, at the turn of the tide!”
You know when you can’t sleep form excitement? Yeah. . . Idk why I thought this gif was appropriate but I’m totally feeling it. . .
Send weird excitement gifs!!!!!
Send weird excitement gifs!!!!!
a man in a white turtleneck is dancing in a pink room with a lanyard around his neck .
ALT: a man in a white turtleneck is dancing in a pink room with a lanyard around his neck .
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March 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You know when you can’t sleep form excitement? Yeah. . . Idk why I thought this gif was appropriate but I’m totally feeling it. . .
Send weird excitement gifs!!!!!
Send weird excitement gifs!!!!!
Regardless of character arc, I can’t stand Helm Hammerhand in War of the Rohirrim 🤷🏻♂️ #isaidwhatisaid
March 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Regardless of character arc, I can’t stand Helm Hammerhand in War of the Rohirrim 🤷🏻♂️ #isaidwhatisaid
Haven’t had a full read-through in a few months. I think it’ll get me through the end of this seasonal depression. Hope is rekindled. Spring will come once again, soon enough!
February 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Haven’t had a full read-through in a few months. I think it’ll get me through the end of this seasonal depression. Hope is rekindled. Spring will come once again, soon enough!
Mae govannen, mfs! 👋🏼 Check out my latest video on THE VOID in Tolkien’s cosmology!
youtu.be/vku6xn3BZKM?...
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Tolkien Cosmology: The Void
YouTube video by TheTolkienToker
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February 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Mae govannen, mfs! 👋🏼 Check out my latest video on THE VOID in Tolkien’s cosmology!
youtu.be/vku6xn3BZKM?...
youtu.be/vku6xn3BZKM?...
Mae govannen, mfs! 👋🏼
What are the Timeless Halls? Follow the link to find out ⏳
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What are the Timeless Halls? Follow the link to find out ⏳
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Tolkien’s Cosmology: The Timeless Halls
YouTube video by TheTolkienToker
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February 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Mae govannen, mfs! 👋🏼
What are the Timeless Halls? Follow the link to find out ⏳
youtu.be/fhPYB1KlUYI?...
What are the Timeless Halls? Follow the link to find out ⏳
youtu.be/fhPYB1KlUYI?...
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Literacy is activism.
Reading is a political act.
Books are tools for liberation.
Reading is a political act.
Books are tools for liberation.
February 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Literacy is activism.
Reading is a political act.
Books are tools for liberation.
Reading is a political act.
Books are tools for liberation.
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Good morning, Blue, have a wonderful #ThroatPunchNazis #ThroatPunchThursday ☕️ ☃️ 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🫂
February 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Good morning, Blue, have a wonderful #ThroatPunchNazis #ThroatPunchThursday ☕️ ☃️ 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🫂
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.” - #JRRTolkien
My husband; he is a light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out. 🤍
My husband; he is a light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out. 🤍
February 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.” - #JRRTolkien
My husband; he is a light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out. 🤍
My husband; he is a light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out. 🤍
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“Something Tookish woke up in him…” - The Hobbit
February 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Something Tookish woke up in him…” - The Hobbit
Another delay. I find when things like this happen, the game is more likely to be at risk for being a let down. I pray the otherwise! Looking forward to it. (Wish it came out in the winter so it could be SUPER cozy so I have time to even play lol)
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Another delay. I find when things like this happen, the game is more likely to be at risk for being a let down. I pray the otherwise! Looking forward to it. (Wish it came out in the winter so it could be SUPER cozy so I have time to even play lol)
The Captivity of Morgoth by Jacek Kopalski, another favorite. It’s just so spicy 🌶️
February 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The Captivity of Morgoth by Jacek Kopalski, another favorite. It’s just so spicy 🌶️
Moria by John Howe. One of my all time favorites! 🔥
February 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Moria by John Howe. One of my all time favorites! 🔥