Vols need a “gentlemen, this is a football” style halftime locker room speech.

Watching the Vols with the TV volume down and the radio broadcast on. I’m that guy now.

Apparently, Full Force is authorized in Portland. I haven’t seen them in years, but they had some jams. Can’t wait to hear “Ain’t My Type of Hype”.

Heeeere we go! #Vols

Just finished Revenge of the Savage Planet. Holy hell that was a good time! There was always something going on to make me laugh. Nice iteration on the first game, which was a great one too. Nicely done, @savageplanet.games!

#Vols D is getting run through like Stifler’s mom.

So a good form tackle with leg drive is roughing the passer now? Are we playing tag now? Should the new rule be a quick game of rock-paper-scissors to see if the QB should either take a knee or run away freely? Son of a beeeyooootch. #Vols

Don’t take a shot every time the announcers say “Clark Lea” or “Diego Pavia”. You’ll be in the emergency room before halftime. #Vols

I never got a chance to play a proper game of D&D, but reading my cousin’s Monster Manual was awesome.

Mentally I’m in a poolroom right now…

#Vols aren’t playing like they want it. Sleepwalking through this one. Wake up and play some damn ball, boys.

Went to a Microsoft conference in Phoenix, AZ a few years ago. Great town. Had a blast. Uber driver told me I need to come back for an AZ State game. Said the environment was incredible. Watching this game today, I believe it.

“He had two touchdowns to Golden. Both of them were touchdowns.”
- Just heard that on TV

I had to wind it back to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. I was not.