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goldbug.
@thetinytyrant.bsky.social
· Aug 23
b̶u̶m̶b̶l̶e̶b̶e̶e̶ ?
𝙶𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙱𝚄𝙶 .
rebuilt by morbid machinist ratchet.
𝙶𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙱𝚄𝙶 .
rebuilt by morbid machinist ratchet.
[ knees to his chassis, curled up next to a garbage can, trying to blend in with his dull gray armor so he can surprise attack any unsuspecting visitors ]
September 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
[ knees to his chassis, curled up next to a garbage can, trying to blend in with his dull gray armor so he can surprise attack any unsuspecting visitors ]
i suhparkle too
if there's one thing you CAN'T do,
it's keep a prime from shining !
😎
🎶
it's keep a prime from shining !
😎
🎶
August 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i suhparkle too
the sigma considers his options sigmastically .
August 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the sigma considers his options sigmastically .
[ HIDING IN THE SHADE OF JAZZ'S WELL-ENDOWED BOSOM . ]
yEAH, BE NICE TO GOLDBUG !!!!
yEAH, BE NICE TO GOLDBUG !!!!
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
[ HIDING IN THE SHADE OF JAZZ'S WELL-ENDOWED BOSOM . ]
yEAH, BE NICE TO GOLDBUG !!!!
yEAH, BE NICE TO GOLDBUG !!!!
bUT THE THREATSUH ARE THO eAsUhY!!!! HE DOESUH NOTHING BUT BE A THREAT TO HISUH OWN HEALTH !!!!!!!!!!!!! THITH iSuHn'T
FAiR ! ! ! ‼️‼️‼️
FAiR ! ! ! ‼️‼️‼️
August 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
bUT THE THREATSUH ARE THO eAsUhY!!!! HE DOESUH NOTHING BUT BE A THREAT TO HISUH OWN HEALTH !!!!!!!!!!!!! THITH iSuHn'T
FAiR ! ! ! ‼️‼️‼️
FAiR ! ! ! ‼️‼️‼️
why everybody trying to eat goldbug 😔💔 firsuht the cat, now the hobo
August 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
why everybody trying to eat goldbug 😔💔 firsuht the cat, now the hobo
BUt i don't WANT to go in the timeout BOX
i don't WANNA go back, i don't WaNnA i don't wAnNa- i juth DID my TIME in the TiME OUT BOX !!!
i don't WANNA go back in THE BOX!!!!
yOu don't UNDERSTAND, thith ithn't FAiR!!!!!
..
CHOMPY THENT TITANSUH a B0MBTHREAT &&
THE'SUH (SHE'S*)
not BANNED 😾🫵🏿‼️
i don't WANNA go back, i don't WaNnA i don't wAnNa- i juth DID my TIME in the TiME OUT BOX !!!
i don't WANNA go back in THE BOX!!!!
yOu don't UNDERSTAND, thith ithn't FAiR!!!!!
..
CHOMPY THENT TITANSUH a B0MBTHREAT &&
THE'SUH (SHE'S*)
not BANNED 😾🫵🏿‼️
August 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BUt i don't WANT to go in the timeout BOX
i don't WANNA go back, i don't WaNnA i don't wAnNa- i juth DID my TIME in the TiME OUT BOX !!!
i don't WANNA go back in THE BOX!!!!
yOu don't UNDERSTAND, thith ithn't FAiR!!!!!
..
CHOMPY THENT TITANSUH a B0MBTHREAT &&
THE'SUH (SHE'S*)
not BANNED 😾🫵🏿‼️
i don't WANNA go back, i don't WaNnA i don't wAnNa- i juth DID my TIME in the TiME OUT BOX !!!
i don't WANNA go back in THE BOX!!!!
yOu don't UNDERSTAND, thith ithn't FAiR!!!!!
..
CHOMPY THENT TITANSUH a B0MBTHREAT &&
THE'SUH (SHE'S*)
not BANNED 😾🫵🏿‼️
fowler'suh kneecapsuh thall be delivered to you in the mail along with hisuh achillesuh tendonsuh && toesuh . amen .
Holy scrap he's human sized
Actually,
Pretty sure Fowler's taller than him.
Actually,
Pretty sure Fowler's taller than him.
August 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
fowler'suh kneecapsuh thall be delivered to you in the mail along with hisuh achillesuh tendonsuh && toesuh . amen .
who keepsuh giving thethe lowlifesuh permithhion to suhpeak 🤨🫵🏿 ???
i know I didn't,
&& i have the highesuht rank outta ALL of uth, tho, what givesuh ??
i know I didn't,
&& i have the highesuht rank outta ALL of uth, tho, what givesuh ??
August 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
who keepsuh giving thethe lowlifesuh permithhion to suhpeak 🤨🫵🏿 ???
i know I didn't,
&& i have the highesuht rank outta ALL of uth, tho, what givesuh ??
i know I didn't,
&& i have the highesuht rank outta ALL of uth, tho, what givesuh ??
WeLL MAYBE YOU THoULD BE SUHMALL !!!
THINCE YOUR NAME HATH
F L Y
IN IT.
oR AT LEASUHT YOU CAN FLY AWAY & INTO THE tHUN. PESuHKY PArATHITE !!!!!!!!!!! BEESUH THOLO ANY BUG ANY DAY . GO BACK TO THE GARBAGE YOU PRAITHE !!!! LITTLE MORoN !!!!!!!!!!
THINCE YOUR NAME HATH
F L Y
IN IT.
oR AT LEASUHT YOU CAN FLY AWAY & INTO THE tHUN. PESuHKY PArATHITE !!!!!!!!!!! BEESUH THOLO ANY BUG ANY DAY . GO BACK TO THE GARBAGE YOU PRAITHE !!!! LITTLE MORoN !!!!!!!!!!
August 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
WeLL MAYBE YOU THoULD BE SUHMALL !!!
THINCE YOUR NAME HATH
F L Y
IN IT.
oR AT LEASUHT YOU CAN FLY AWAY & INTO THE tHUN. PESuHKY PArATHITE !!!!!!!!!!! BEESUH THOLO ANY BUG ANY DAY . GO BACK TO THE GARBAGE YOU PRAITHE !!!! LITTLE MORoN !!!!!!!!!!
THINCE YOUR NAME HATH
F L Y
IN IT.
oR AT LEASUHT YOU CAN FLY AWAY & INTO THE tHUN. PESuHKY PArATHITE !!!!!!!!!!! BEESUH THOLO ANY BUG ANY DAY . GO BACK TO THE GARBAGE YOU PRAITHE !!!! LITTLE MORoN !!!!!!!!!!
wtf why 💔
August 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
wtf why 💔
Reposted by goldbug.
i don't think we should doxx or nuke infants .
🎶
🎶
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i don't think we should doxx or nuke infants .
🎶
🎶
suhcraplet ??
. . WHERE'SUH THE LITTLE..
CRAPLET 🤬‼️‼️
I'LL KICK HISUH AHH!!!!!!
LAUNCH THE NuKES ‼️‼️‼️‼️
. . WHERE'SUH THE LITTLE..
CRAPLET 🤬‼️‼️
I'LL KICK HISUH AHH!!!!!!
LAUNCH THE NuKES ‼️‼️‼️‼️
August 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
suhcraplet ??
. . WHERE'SUH THE LITTLE..
CRAPLET 🤬‼️‼️
I'LL KICK HISUH AHH!!!!!!
LAUNCH THE NuKES ‼️‼️‼️‼️
. . WHERE'SUH THE LITTLE..
CRAPLET 🤬‼️‼️
I'LL KICK HISUH AHH!!!!!!
LAUNCH THE NuKES ‼️‼️‼️‼️
no, i meant thith, but i can thee where you had the confusion
August 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
no, i meant thith, but i can thee where you had the confusion
um 🤨, yeahhhh 🤨, that'suh what i THAID 😾.
oNSUHLAUGHT 😑 .
making me repeat mythelf... PROBABLY becauthe you're all tho LAME ! & oLD 😾 !
irritate me . . 😑
oNSUHLAUGHT 😑 .
making me repeat mythelf... PROBABLY becauthe you're all tho LAME ! & oLD 😾 !
irritate me . . 😑
August 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
um 🤨, yeahhhh 🤨, that'suh what i THAID 😾.
oNSUHLAUGHT 😑 .
making me repeat mythelf... PROBABLY becauthe you're all tho LAME ! & oLD 😾 !
irritate me . . 😑
oNSUHLAUGHT 😑 .
making me repeat mythelf... PROBABLY becauthe you're all tho LAME ! & oLD 😾 !
irritate me . . 😑
I WAS GETTING VIOLENTLY ATTACKED && EATEN && I ONLY THURVIVED BARELY BY KlLLING HIM !!!! IT WAS A BRUTAL ONSUHLAUGHT OF TERROR & HIGH-SUHTAKES PRESSURE !!! FULL OF PAIN && SUHTRIFE !!!!
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I WAS GETTING VIOLENTLY ATTACKED && EATEN && I ONLY THURVIVED BARELY BY KlLLING HIM !!!! IT WAS A BRUTAL ONSUHLAUGHT OF TERROR & HIGH-SUHTAKES PRESSURE !!! FULL OF PAIN && SUHTRIFE !!!!
i KNOW that wath the like- five million year old MORON . i'm talking about your ACCENT . everybot KNOWSuH people who thound like YOU thay their 'no's like.. 'NAUR' for thome reathon..
&& you thound REALLY THILLY 🫵🏿‼️‼️. ( * silly 💔 )
&& you thound REALLY THILLY 🫵🏿‼️‼️. ( * silly 💔 )
August 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i KNOW that wath the like- five million year old MORON . i'm talking about your ACCENT . everybot KNOWSuH people who thound like YOU thay their 'no's like.. 'NAUR' for thome reathon..
&& you thound REALLY THILLY 🫵🏿‼️‼️. ( * silly 💔 )
&& you thound REALLY THILLY 🫵🏿‼️‼️. ( * silly 💔 )
YEAH, WELL --
. . . 💧
...
yOU THOUND FUNNY WHEN YOU THAY THE WORD ' NO ' 🫵🏿😾 ! THO ! TAKE THAT 🫵🏿⚖️‼️
. . . 💧
...
yOU THOUND FUNNY WHEN YOU THAY THE WORD ' NO ' 🫵🏿😾 ! THO ! TAKE THAT 🫵🏿⚖️‼️
August 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
YEAH, WELL --
. . . 💧
...
yOU THOUND FUNNY WHEN YOU THAY THE WORD ' NO ' 🫵🏿😾 ! THO ! TAKE THAT 🫵🏿⚖️‼️
. . . 💧
...
yOU THOUND FUNNY WHEN YOU THAY THE WORD ' NO ' 🫵🏿😾 ! THO ! TAKE THAT 🫵🏿⚖️‼️
CHOMPY 👈🏿 WANTSUH TO EXPLODE MY TITAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
CHOMPY 👈🏿 WANTSUH TO EXPLODE MY TITAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& what if my titan pull up 🤨 ?
i’ll blow you up with an actual bomb, coward
blowing you all up with . My mind .
August 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
& what if my titan pull up 🤨 ?
die all happy couplesuh
August 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
die all happy couplesuh
IF ANYONE WANTSUH TO INTERVENE, BE MY FUcKiNG
G U E S T .
THAT INCLUDESUH
Y O U
FIVE MILLION YEAR OLD
FaRT 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿💨‼️‼️‼️
G U E S T .
THAT INCLUDESUH
Y O U
FIVE MILLION YEAR OLD
FaRT 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿💨‼️‼️‼️
August 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
IF ANYONE WANTSUH TO INTERVENE, BE MY FUcKiNG
G U E S T .
THAT INCLUDESUH
Y O U
FIVE MILLION YEAR OLD
FaRT 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿💨‼️‼️‼️
G U E S T .
THAT INCLUDESUH
Y O U
FIVE MILLION YEAR OLD
FaRT 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿💨‼️‼️‼️
[ movements freezing for a moment at the paws' advancing,
hitching breath, covered optics darting desperate as images, emotions, memories
poured & collapsed in on him all at once just from a silly little paw pressing on a bad position.
gloves clench into the ground, legs starting to shake
hitching breath, covered optics darting desperate as images, emotions, memories
poured & collapsed in on him all at once just from a silly little paw pressing on a bad position.
gloves clench into the ground, legs starting to shake
August 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
[ movements freezing for a moment at the paws' advancing,
hitching breath, covered optics darting desperate as images, emotions, memories
poured & collapsed in on him all at once just from a silly little paw pressing on a bad position.
gloves clench into the ground, legs starting to shake
hitching breath, covered optics darting desperate as images, emotions, memories
poured & collapsed in on him all at once just from a silly little paw pressing on a bad position.
gloves clench into the ground, legs starting to shake
oHMyALLSUHPARKOHMYALLSUHPARKOHMyGAAAAAAAaaaaaaaawDDDDDDD---
RAAAAAaaAAaAtcHETT--!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EWWWWWWW- i NEED tO DECONTAMINATe- i NEED to DE-
O F F of M E ?!?!??!?!?!??
[ THROWING AN ABSOLUTE FIT, HELMET CLOSING JUST ONE KLIK
TOO LATE.
TRAPPING THE SLIMMY SUBSTANCE INSIDE.
SCREAMING . ]
RAAAAAaaAAaAtcHETT--!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EWWWWWWW- i NEED tO DECONTAMINATe- i NEED to DE-
O F F of M E ?!?!??!?!?!??
[ THROWING AN ABSOLUTE FIT, HELMET CLOSING JUST ONE KLIK
TOO LATE.
TRAPPING THE SLIMMY SUBSTANCE INSIDE.
SCREAMING . ]
August 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
oHMyALLSUHPARKOHMYALLSUHPARKOHMyGAAAAAAAaaaaaaaawDDDDDDD---
RAAAAAaaAAaAtcHETT--!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EWWWWWWW- i NEED tO DECONTAMINATe- i NEED to DE-
O F F of M E ?!?!??!?!?!??
[ THROWING AN ABSOLUTE FIT, HELMET CLOSING JUST ONE KLIK
TOO LATE.
TRAPPING THE SLIMMY SUBSTANCE INSIDE.
SCREAMING . ]
RAAAAAaaAAaAtcHETT--!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EWWWWWWW- i NEED tO DECONTAMINATe- i NEED to DE-
O F F of M E ?!?!??!?!?!??
[ THROWING AN ABSOLUTE FIT, HELMET CLOSING JUST ONE KLIK
TOO LATE.
TRAPPING THE SLIMMY SUBSTANCE INSIDE.
SCREAMING . ]