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Lurch
@thesunslime.bsky.social
Adorn the Canvas Eclectic
"Hey Lou". Powerful sentiment. Need to know a Louis to cast it though.
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Here lies Virginia Hamm (Never Cured) 🪦
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The only song that can wake me up in the morning anymore is the Monster Mash
March 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You create as you speak you expire as you perspire
November 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
September 27, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Mayonnaise is Cthonic
July 14, 2024 at 10:25 PM
There ain't enough money in the world to get to space you need to do it with love
July 14, 2024 at 9:43 PM
You are healing the wrong way. I heard a sickening crack , my liege you have cracked in twain.
July 14, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Men like me just want to draw their Rapier and smirk
July 14, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Listening to Nirvana hits crazy when you haven't heard their music in 5 years. Try it yourself.
July 13, 2024 at 2:29 PM
They match each other's freak perfectly
July 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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since I've become a bard I've started sashaying and speaking in whimsical tones
July 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Do you understand how important team fortress 2 was?
July 10, 2024 at 5:53 PM
The fortune and fame that comes with eons of small talk
July 3, 2024 at 4:47 PM
*makes you misremember the formula* haha yeah I think you got it right. Yeah for sure!
July 2, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Hornblower
May 13, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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having some seltzers, puttering around
April 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Sorry to break it to you, but I'm actually a Thieving Magpie.
April 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I'm ripping out all of the smoke detectors. Let's all do our part to make fire a surprise again!
April 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I went to the Court of The Old King in the Mountain and nobody knew you.
March 26, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I'm sorry but Betty Boop is ugly as sin.
March 26, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Inside of you are two Trumps.
March 25, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Men love to peer inside a small box and say "what a curious little device..." Under their breath.
March 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I'm addicted to the cards
February 22, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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My buddy's ceremonial armour I'm borrowing just got even a single scratch. I'm ruined
February 8, 2024 at 5:08 PM