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Pensive CEO Unhelpfully Waxes, "Alas, Is Any Harbor Truly Safe These Days?"

Literally Every Word In Executive Order Title Incorrect (Full Details)

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July 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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July 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Development Capital Provider Punched In Face After Describing Firm’s Products as “Artisanal Capital Solutions”

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Development Capital Provider Punched In Face After Describing Firm’s Products as “Artisanal Capital Solutions” — the SUNION
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June 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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SEIA Social Media Team Tries New Angle With "American Energy Dominance" Campaign Centered On Depictions of Xi In Rope Bondage and Maid Outfit

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SEIA Social Media Team Tries New Angle With "American Energy Dominance" Campaign Centered On Depictions of Xi In Rope Bondage and Maid Outfit — the SUNION
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June 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Teenager Who Put Cigarette Out In Bowl of Cereal Insisting Mommy Deliver A Fresh Bowl

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Teenager Who Put Cigarette Out In Bowl of Cereal Insisting Mommy Deliver A Fresh Bowl — the SUNION
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June 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Renewable Energy Professionals Wonder Out Loud If Buying A Honey Bucket Qualifies As “Start Of Construction”

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Renewable Energy Professionals Wonder Out Loud If Buying A Honey Bucket Qualifies As “Start Of Construction” — the SUNION
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June 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Solar Industry Begins Transition from "We'll Make It Up With Volume" Mindset to "We’ll Make It Up With Layoffs” Mindset

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Solar Industry Begins Transition from "We'll Make It Up With Volume" Mindset to "We’ll Make It Up With Layoffs” Mindset — the SUNION
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June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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[5/22/25] Transformer Sales Guy Havin’ A Nice Little Thursday Morning; Credits Recent Use of Vision Board

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Transformer Sales Guy Havin’ A Nice Little Thursday Morning; Credits Recent Use of Vision Board — the SUNION
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May 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Adorable New ERCOT Control Room Operator Innocently Asks Why Calaveras Power Station Not Responding to SCED Ramp Signals

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Adorable New ERCOT Control Room Operator Innocently Asks Why Calaveras Power Station Not Responding to SCED Ramp Signals — the SUNION
“Oh, my…you’re a precious thing aren’t you. Son…”dispatchable” doesn’t mean “reliable”, or “dependable”, or “working a majority of the time” [chuckles]. You’re an absolute hoot, kid [chuckles]
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May 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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TX HB 3356 Supporters Asked To Define “Firming” Stammer Briefly Before Activating Smoke Bombs And Racing To Exit

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TX HB 3356 Supporters Asked To Define “Firming” Stammer Briefly Before Activating Smoke Bombs And Racing To Exit — the SUNION
“Smoke Bomb! Go go go go go go go….”, added Jared Patterson, Brent Bennett, and a couple sock-sniffing think tank shitbags
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May 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Revolutionary Paper Suggests that AI Data Centers Which are Useful 3% of the Time Could Be Used as Little as 50% of the Time

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Revolutionary Paper Suggests that AI Data Centers Which are Useful 3% of the Time Could Be Used as Little as 50% of the Time — the SUNION
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May 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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LLM Asked To Make A Case For The Merits of Draft House Bill Returns Image of Cat Stevens In A Viking Helmet Playing a Tuba

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LLM Asked To Make A Case For The Merits of Draft House Bill Returns Image of Cat Stevens In A Viking Helmet Playing a Tuba — the SUNION
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May 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Crux Tries To Keep Pace With Reunion, Justify $400m Valuation With Pioneering Application of “Mail Merge” Style LOI Automation, and Market’s 20th Attempt At “Debt Marketplace” No One’s Ever Asked For

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Crux Tries To Keep Pace With Reunion, Justify $400m Valuation With Pioneering Application of “Mail Merge” Style LOI Automation, and Market’s 20th Attempt At “Debt Marketplace” No One’s Ever Asked For...
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April 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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“There Isn’t Much Time, Stacy; Do As I Say - Switch To Portrait Orientation! the Future Depends On It!” Says Frantic Time-traveler Before Disappearing Back Through Portal With No Further Explanation

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“There Isn’t Much Time, Stacy; Do As I Say - Switch To Portrait Orientation! the Future Depends On It!” Says Frantic Time-traveler Before Disappearing Back Through Portal With No Further Explanation ...
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April 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Report: Generative AI Primarily Trained With Prompt To “Create Image of Data Center Powered By Solar and Wind”

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Report: Generative AI Primarily Trained With Prompt To “Create Image of Data Center Powered By Solar and Wind” — the SUNION
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April 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Data Centers!
"Data Centers!!!!" added a source close to the situation

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Data Centers! — the SUNION
“Data Centers!!!!” added a source close to the situation.
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April 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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DOGE Cuts Wrong DSIRE Website, Tech Bros Unmoored By Shortage of Softcore Turn On Musk

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DOGE Cuts Wrong DSIRE Website, Tech Bros Unmoored By Shortage of Softcore Turn On Musk — the SUNION
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April 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Developer Exec Team Returns From Ayahuasca Retreat Pretty Bummed Out Biggest Epiphany Was To Increase Focus On Title Curative Work

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Developer Exec Team Returns From Ayahuasca Retreat Pretty Bummed Out Biggest Epiphany Was To Increase Focus On Title Curative Work — the SUNION
“If I’m being completely honest, I was kinda hoping we might discover a way to incorporate magnets,” added CEO
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April 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Inevitable Arrival of Solar Startup Named "AdaptoGen" Preemptively Annoying

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Inevitable Arrival of Solar Startup Named "AdaptoGen" Preemptively Annoying  — the SUNION
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April 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Ascend Analytics Once Again Demonstrates Perfect Hindsight

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Ascend Analytics Once Again Demonstrates Perfect Hindsight — the SUNION
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April 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Nation’s Venture Capitalists Confirm They Will Happily Fund Any Climatetech Idea, However Breathtakingly Stupid, Provided Founder of Completely Unrelated Sexy Unicorn Tech Company Is Vaguely Involved

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Nation’s Venture Capitalists Confirm They Will Happily Fund Any Climatetech Idea, However Breathtakingly Stupid, Provided Founder of Completely Unrelated Sexy Unicorn Tech Company Is Vaguely Involved ...
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April 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Mankind Surprised and Genuinely Concerned That Aetherflux Website Remains Up On April 2nd

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Mankind Surprised and Genuinely Concerned That Aetherflux Website Remains Up On April 2nd — the SUNION
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April 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Oil & Gas “Innies” Also Shitbags

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Oil & Gas “Innies” Also Shitbags — the SUNION
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April 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Guy With Idea For Data Center "Private Use Network" Just Needs $850m of At-Risk Capital, Warm Intro To All The Hyperscalers, And Someone Willing To Do All the Actual Work For Him

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Guy With Idea For Data Center "Private Use Network" Just Needs $850m of At-Risk Capital, Warm Intro To All The Hyperscalers, And Someone Willing To Do All the Actual Work For Him — the SUNION
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March 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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"Sure, There May Be A Touch of Consolidation In the Sector" Says CEO Dolefully Gazing At Room Full of "BD Managers” Playing Ping-Pong and Casually Sliding A “Notice of Event of Default” To Spam

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"Sure, There May Be A Touch of Consolidation In the Sector" Says CEO Dolefully Gazing At Room Full of "BD Managers” Playing Ping-Pong and Casually Sliding A “Notice of Event of Default” To Spam — the...
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March 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM