I just had to 2FA into my toothbrush account, so unfortunately I will be launching myself into the sun at my soonest opportunity

me: i wonder if i can get some cute walking sandals for my wide feet
the internet: .....yeah....

I took the summer bike out last night guys, sorry this one is on me

people are literally so fucking annoying

watching the PWHL and women with their jerseys tucked in is my new sexuality

is there anything more defeating than doing the dishes, cooking some food, and then there's more dishes to do?

thank god my ex texted me to remind me he's still an oppositional asshole. I was starting to think I would have to talk about myself in therapy this week.

organized over 300 emails in my work inbox, made a chili, and am not enduring the 2 day hangover I so deserve from saturday night...so yeah, you could say it's been a good day. me, an adult.