The Grumpy Old Fart
@thestampcollector.bsky.social
I enjoy long walks outdoors where I can fart with impunity. Anything I post here may, and likely is, influenced by medication and/or alcohol, both of which i need to cope with the new admin. 🚫MAGA
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President Biden just announced that a major renovation to the Oval Office has been completed in time for the incoming administration.
Can we stop the charade and stop pretending that we don’t have a Russian puppet as our President?
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Can we stop the charade and stop pretending that we don’t have a Russian puppet as our President?
Turning Point leader pleads guilty to election fraud
Former Republican state legislator Austin Smith pleaded guilty Monday to what he previously called “ludicrous” charges that he personally forged more than 100 signatures on his petitions for reelection last year.
Former Republican state legislator Austin Smith pleaded guilty Monday to what he previously called “ludicrous” charges that he personally forged more than 100 signatures on his petitions for reelection last year.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Turning Point leader pleads guilty to election fraud
Former Republican state legislator Austin Smith pleaded guilty Monday to what he previously called “ludicrous” charges that he personally forged more than 100 signatures on his petitions for reelection last year.
Former Republican state legislator Austin Smith pleaded guilty Monday to what he previously called “ludicrous” charges that he personally forged more than 100 signatures on his petitions for reelection last year.
Donald Trump helps President Bill Clinton with a broken zipper (2004)
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Donald Trump helps President Bill Clinton with a broken zipper (2004)
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Marge has released an official statement.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Marge has released an official statement.
You can now browse Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails as if you were him and logged in to gmail. Give it a go!
jmail.world
jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You can now browse Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails as if you were him and logged in to gmail. Give it a go!
jmail.world
jmail.world
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Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.
Those farmers are a bunch of welfare queens
Rep. Ashley Hinson on a bailout for farmers: "I'm pleased to hear that the administration acknowledges the struggles our farmers are facing and will be focused on this bridge. We need this bridge, these payments to go out to our folks so they can continue to operate."
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Those farmers are a bunch of welfare queens
Just kidding your honor. The grand Jury did see the final document after all.
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just kidding your honor. The grand Jury did see the final document after all.
This so called peace plan is bullocks
Russia gets away w/o any consequence & with stolen Ukrainian land & people, while Ukraine will have to promise to never join NATO, limit its military to 600k people, NATO won't deploy troops to Ukraine & russia will be "reintegrated" into the global economy.
Russia gets away w/o any consequence & with stolen Ukrainian land & people, while Ukraine will have to promise to never join NATO, limit its military to 600k people, NATO won't deploy troops to Ukraine & russia will be "reintegrated" into the global economy.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This so called peace plan is bullocks
Russia gets away w/o any consequence & with stolen Ukrainian land & people, while Ukraine will have to promise to never join NATO, limit its military to 600k people, NATO won't deploy troops to Ukraine & russia will be "reintegrated" into the global economy.
Russia gets away w/o any consequence & with stolen Ukrainian land & people, while Ukraine will have to promise to never join NATO, limit its military to 600k people, NATO won't deploy troops to Ukraine & russia will be "reintegrated" into the global economy.
Ahhhh. 30 years ago today wifey and I spent our honeymoon on this fabulous peninsula
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ahhhh. 30 years ago today wifey and I spent our honeymoon on this fabulous peninsula
He was being “frank and truthful” just as when he candidly refers to Melanoma as his Slovenian Whore.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He was being “frank and truthful” just as when he candidly refers to Melanoma as his Slovenian Whore.
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Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
I’m looking forward to Bob Woodward‘s next book
“My time on Epstein Island: A first person account“
In which he details all the rapey stuff he witnessed in the years leading up to the 2016 election.
“My time on Epstein Island: A first person account“
In which he details all the rapey stuff he witnessed in the years leading up to the 2016 election.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m looking forward to Bob Woodward‘s next book
“My time on Epstein Island: A first person account“
In which he details all the rapey stuff he witnessed in the years leading up to the 2016 election.
“My time on Epstein Island: A first person account“
In which he details all the rapey stuff he witnessed in the years leading up to the 2016 election.
You know what I find most pleasing about the current political climate?
My obnoxious MAGA family members have to figure out their own Thanksgiving day meal.
My obnoxious MAGA family members have to figure out their own Thanksgiving day meal.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You know what I find most pleasing about the current political climate?
My obnoxious MAGA family members have to figure out their own Thanksgiving day meal.
My obnoxious MAGA family members have to figure out their own Thanksgiving day meal.
You know why our Thanksgiving turkeys trend smaller lately ?
Not because of prices - those are still under $1 a lb.
It’s because we no longer invite caustic right wing family members to dine with us.
Not because of prices - those are still under $1 a lb.
It’s because we no longer invite caustic right wing family members to dine with us.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You know why our Thanksgiving turkeys trend smaller lately ?
Not because of prices - those are still under $1 a lb.
It’s because we no longer invite caustic right wing family members to dine with us.
Not because of prices - those are still under $1 a lb.
It’s because we no longer invite caustic right wing family members to dine with us.
After yesterday’s statement about capital punishment for anyone not obeying unlawful orders
Congress needs to start proceedings against ICE and military leaders for unlawful arrests, unlawful military patrols and unlawful murders at Sea
These are no longer hypothetical “what ifs”
Congress needs to start proceedings against ICE and military leaders for unlawful arrests, unlawful military patrols and unlawful murders at Sea
These are no longer hypothetical “what ifs”
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
After yesterday’s statement about capital punishment for anyone not obeying unlawful orders
Congress needs to start proceedings against ICE and military leaders for unlawful arrests, unlawful military patrols and unlawful murders at Sea
These are no longer hypothetical “what ifs”
Congress needs to start proceedings against ICE and military leaders for unlawful arrests, unlawful military patrols and unlawful murders at Sea
These are no longer hypothetical “what ifs”
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NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
What if the White House press corps showed up to the next press conference in pig masks and remained in total silence after bullshit Barbie spoke ?
Simply ask no questions and walk out.
Simply ask no questions and walk out.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
What if the White House press corps showed up to the next press conference in pig masks and remained in total silence after bullshit Barbie spoke ?
Simply ask no questions and walk out.
Simply ask no questions and walk out.
I may be totally off base here, but I’m suspecting that Trump wants to be the ultimate cartel drug boss.
The way he’s going after drug Traffic with China, Venezuela and Mexico just seems a bit like he is looking to cut a deal and get in on the action.
The way he’s going after drug Traffic with China, Venezuela and Mexico just seems a bit like he is looking to cut a deal and get in on the action.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I may be totally off base here, but I’m suspecting that Trump wants to be the ultimate cartel drug boss.
The way he’s going after drug Traffic with China, Venezuela and Mexico just seems a bit like he is looking to cut a deal and get in on the action.
The way he’s going after drug Traffic with China, Venezuela and Mexico just seems a bit like he is looking to cut a deal and get in on the action.
Could an employee be fired from a job if they are simply being “frank and honest“ when they tell a female customer or colleague “quiet!, piggy”. ?
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Could an employee be fired from a job if they are simply being “frank and honest“ when they tell a female customer or colleague “quiet!, piggy”. ?
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
Today was NOT a fun day in the markets.
The Fed thinks the cost to borrow doesn’t need to get lowered in December.
We are well fuckled
The Fed thinks the cost to borrow doesn’t need to get lowered in December.
We are well fuckled
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Today was NOT a fun day in the markets.
The Fed thinks the cost to borrow doesn’t need to get lowered in December.
We are well fuckled
The Fed thinks the cost to borrow doesn’t need to get lowered in December.
We are well fuckled
If Halligan is not disbarred
Then what the hell keeps the next prosecutor from pulling the same stunt in the future ?
Then what the hell keeps the next prosecutor from pulling the same stunt in the future ?
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If Halligan is not disbarred
Then what the hell keeps the next prosecutor from pulling the same stunt in the future ?
Then what the hell keeps the next prosecutor from pulling the same stunt in the future ?
Marjorie Horsehead Greene has been hated by the left for 10 years yet she never worried about her safety.
She is now hated by the right for less than a week and has already demanded House security staff to keep her safe.
Who are the violent wackos again?
She is now hated by the right for less than a week and has already demanded House security staff to keep her safe.
Who are the violent wackos again?
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Marjorie Horsehead Greene has been hated by the left for 10 years yet she never worried about her safety.
She is now hated by the right for less than a week and has already demanded House security staff to keep her safe.
Who are the violent wackos again?
She is now hated by the right for less than a week and has already demanded House security staff to keep her safe.
Who are the violent wackos again?
Recall QAnon's central, fabricated claim that a global "cabal" of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles—allegedly composed of high-profile Dem politicians, Hollywood elites, business figures, and others in the "deep state"—is operating a child sex trafficking ring?
We about to find out
We about to find out
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Recall QAnon's central, fabricated claim that a global "cabal" of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles—allegedly composed of high-profile Dem politicians, Hollywood elites, business figures, and others in the "deep state"—is operating a child sex trafficking ring?
We about to find out
We about to find out