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Writer. Former educator. PNW. Made in NJ. Hobbyist extraordinaire. Suffering Mets fan 💙🧡💙. Let's go Devils 🏒😈. Green Party member turned Blue 💙. Cat afficionado 😺.
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
~ Hunter S. Thompson
I saw a single reference to Scott Pilgrim yesterday, and now I'm getting ready to eat a whole loaf of garlic bread for lunch.
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We decided to go with artery when heartery was right there?
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Waiting for baseball to start...

Let's Go Mets! 💙🧡💙
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February 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Today is moving so slow that it's going backwards.
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I never realized how often I use the letter "Q" until the key stopped working on my laptop keyboard.
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I was today years old when I learned that The Sound of Music was based on a true story.
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Alcoholism kills 178,000 people a year. That doesn't even include drunk driving or other alcohol related deaths.

But sure, ban THC...
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My top performing article this month: breaking through the lies that seek to manufacture a fear of socialism.

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Personal Property in a Socialist Economy: Debunking the Myths of Ownership — Jeffrey Stamberger
One of the most persistent myths about socialism is that it demands the abolition of personal ownership – that if you support socialist ideas, you're somehow against people having their own homes, car...
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November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
During a call with my parents, I said, "We could all use a little more socialism in our lives."

There goes my invitation to Christmas. 😉
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It must be nearly Halloween. My girlfriend has been singing, "Down, down, down the road. Down the Witches Road" over and over, all morning.
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October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I dig into how socialism weighs what we individually own (your books, your house, your tools) vs. what’s owned to extract profit (factories, massive rental portfolios) – and why that distinction matters for a more just and democratic world.
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Personal Property in a Socialist Economy: Debunking the Myths of Ownership — Jeffrey Stamberger
One of the most persistent myths about socialism is that it demands the abolition of personal ownership – that if you support socialist ideas, you're somehow against people having their own homes, car...
jeffreystamberger.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We protest.

Not because we hate America.

But because we hate what the country we love has become.
October 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
And with that, our season is over. As always, Let's Go Mets! 💙🧡💙
September 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's time to get clutch.
September 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don't get to watch the Mets game tonight because paying $30 a month for the @mlb.com app still isn't enough to watch all the games, apparently... 🤬
September 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don't be like Jerome. LFGM! 💙🧡💙
September 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So not a single person was raptured yesterday?

Seems like a damning critique of modern Christianity.
September 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Monopolies mean higher prices & worse quality. With no competition, corporations cut corners, drain communities, and put profit over people.

Why Antitrust Action is Central to a Socialist Economy: Dismantling Monopolies for the Common Good share.google/PRY4MIzmPlmA...
Why Antitrust Action is Central to a Socialist Economy: Dismantling Monopolies for the Common Good — Jeffrey Stamberger
Dismantling monopolies isn’t about nostalgia for some lost golden age of competition. It’s about moving toward an economy where power is shared, not hoarded, where communities thrive, not just corpora...
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September 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A lot of this nonsense could have been avoided if America was more aggressive in its antitrust actions.
September 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Living through the collapse of America, but I still have to work hard and earn money because Fox News wants to kill me if I end up homeless...
September 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just made a smoothie with bananas, pineapple, oat milk, protein powder, hemp hearts, and... rum.

That's still a smoothie, right?
September 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Every raid has at least one grown adult with a stupid mohawk.
September 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Classic movie day, but we skip the bad/sad parts.

Wizard of Oz, but after she lands in Munchkin Land.

Willy Wonka, but after all the depressing Cheer Up, Charlie stuff.

Sound of Music without all the knot-z's.

Star Wars Episode 1, but fast-forward past the pod racing.

What else should we add?
September 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Our community garden plot is telling me to make homemade tomato soup today.
September 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Woke up this morning to discover Portland's air has been replaced by humidity and smoke.
September 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM