Oh that kid
@thesnapbackkid.bsky.social
Geriatric Millennial 🪩 Queer 🏳️🌈 Nonbinary 💛🤍💜🖤 Public Librarian 📚 Corporate emo 🫠 Batman enthusiast 🦇 Xena made me gay ⚔️ ❤️🔥 Chaotic Virgo ☀️♍️🌙♈️ ⬆️ ♏️
Just out here screaming into the void.
Just out here screaming into the void.
My dealership sent me a video of them checking my brakes and treads and after each measurement they said “nice job”.
I’ll take it.
#praisekink
#millennial
#tellmeimagoodboy
I’ll take it.
#praisekink
#millennial
#tellmeimagoodboy
February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
My dealership sent me a video of them checking my brakes and treads and after each measurement they said “nice job”.
I’ll take it.
#praisekink
#millennial
#tellmeimagoodboy
I’ll take it.
#praisekink
#millennial
#tellmeimagoodboy
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Last week I was accused of being a werewolf.
This week I was told that staff were conjecturing as to who might be a vampire and they admitted to thinking I could be one.
Not a regular vampire though.
A cool vampire.
Idk what kind of energy I’m putting out there but here we are.
This week I was told that staff were conjecturing as to who might be a vampire and they admitted to thinking I could be one.
Not a regular vampire though.
A cool vampire.
Idk what kind of energy I’m putting out there but here we are.
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Last week I was accused of being a werewolf.
This week I was told that staff were conjecturing as to who might be a vampire and they admitted to thinking I could be one.
Not a regular vampire though.
A cool vampire.
Idk what kind of energy I’m putting out there but here we are.
This week I was told that staff were conjecturing as to who might be a vampire and they admitted to thinking I could be one.
Not a regular vampire though.
A cool vampire.
Idk what kind of energy I’m putting out there but here we are.
I just need people to step up off my nuts today.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I just need people to step up off my nuts today.
One of my team accused me of being a werewolf, because the full moon has had me all cranky this week.
Were-opossum maybe.
The desire to scream at my own tail or play dead under my desk to avoid my grown-up sponserbilleries is real.
#fullmoon #werewolf #opossum #possum #playdead #rugrats
Were-opossum maybe.
The desire to scream at my own tail or play dead under my desk to avoid my grown-up sponserbilleries is real.
#fullmoon #werewolf #opossum #possum #playdead #rugrats
a close up of an opossum with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: a close up of an opossum with its mouth open and teeth showing .
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February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’ve been reading and watching a lot of sci-fi lately.
I take comfort in knowing that 1000 years from now the same shit will still be happening and we will not have learned anything.
#itsfine #thisisfine #everythingisfine #lifesucksandthenyoudie #sciencefiction #scifi #dystopian
I take comfort in knowing that 1000 years from now the same shit will still be happening and we will not have learned anything.
#itsfine #thisisfine #everythingisfine #lifesucksandthenyoudie #sciencefiction #scifi #dystopian
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I’ve been reading and watching a lot of sci-fi lately.
I take comfort in knowing that 1000 years from now the same shit will still be happening and we will not have learned anything.
#itsfine #thisisfine #everythingisfine #lifesucksandthenyoudie #sciencefiction #scifi #dystopian
I take comfort in knowing that 1000 years from now the same shit will still be happening and we will not have learned anything.
#itsfine #thisisfine #everythingisfine #lifesucksandthenyoudie #sciencefiction #scifi #dystopian
Today I renewed my vehicle registration and started my taxes. I simply cannot be expected to do anymore adulting for at least a month.
#adulting #adultingishard #adultingwin #eldermillennial #geriatricmillennial #millennial #thestruggleisreal
#adulting #adultingishard #adultingwin #eldermillennial #geriatricmillennial #millennial #thestruggleisreal
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Today I renewed my vehicle registration and started my taxes. I simply cannot be expected to do anymore adulting for at least a month.
#adulting #adultingishard #adultingwin #eldermillennial #geriatricmillennial #millennial #thestruggleisreal
#adulting #adultingishard #adultingwin #eldermillennial #geriatricmillennial #millennial #thestruggleisreal
I would like to know how much it cost to digitally remove Lee Pace’s navel in Foundation. Like break it down for me as dollars per second for us to gaze on his perfect, navel-less torso. More or less than Cavill’s mustache?
#leepace #appletv #foundation #asimov #henrycavill #justiceleagu
#leepace #appletv #foundation #asimov #henrycavill #justiceleagu
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I would like to know how much it cost to digitally remove Lee Pace’s navel in Foundation. Like break it down for me as dollars per second for us to gaze on his perfect, navel-less torso. More or less than Cavill’s mustache?
#leepace #appletv #foundation #asimov #henrycavill #justiceleagu
#leepace #appletv #foundation #asimov #henrycavill #justiceleagu
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My new toxic trait is texting my bestie whenever I’m early to work so she can tell her life partner.
No one really cares whether or not I’m on time. (Well, maybe my boss.)
But it’s become absolutely necessary that I prove to my bestie’s life partner that I can, in fact, do this one thing.
No one really cares whether or not I’m on time. (Well, maybe my boss.)
But it’s become absolutely necessary that I prove to my bestie’s life partner that I can, in fact, do this one thing.
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
My new toxic trait is texting my bestie whenever I’m early to work so she can tell her life partner.
No one really cares whether or not I’m on time. (Well, maybe my boss.)
But it’s become absolutely necessary that I prove to my bestie’s life partner that I can, in fact, do this one thing.
No one really cares whether or not I’m on time. (Well, maybe my boss.)
But it’s become absolutely necessary that I prove to my bestie’s life partner that I can, in fact, do this one thing.
Currently tying my garbage bags like Dexter to throw off my neighbors.
#dexter #dextermorgan #totallynotaserialkiller
#dexter #dextermorgan #totallynotaserialkiller
a man in a striped shirt stands in front of a red block wall
Alt: a man in a striped shirt stands in front of a red block wall, shrugging with a cheeky smile. He is 100% a serial killer
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January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Currently tying my garbage bags like Dexter to throw off my neighbors.
#dexter #dextermorgan #totallynotaserialkiller
#dexter #dextermorgan #totallynotaserialkiller
Guess who has two thumbs and is still holding onto a lot of unresolved trauma from 2001 even though they thought they were over all of it?
a man wearing a black hat that says wayne 's world gives two thumbs up
Alt: a man with shoulder length brown hair wearing a black hat that says wayne’s world gives two thumbs up and is grinning. He’s also wearing a black tshirt. There are buildings and a car in the background.
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January 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Guess who has two thumbs and is still holding onto a lot of unresolved trauma from 2001 even though they thought they were over all of it?
[thread] Closing in on the last three episodes of my Xena rewatch.
25 years ago everything just collided in one awful thing after another. I was in so much pain by the end of that summer, and then the whole world upended right after.
I’ve been trying to soothe that part of me.
25 years ago everything just collided in one awful thing after another. I was in so much pain by the end of that summer, and then the whole world upended right after.
I’ve been trying to soothe that part of me.
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
[thread] Closing in on the last three episodes of my Xena rewatch.
25 years ago everything just collided in one awful thing after another. I was in so much pain by the end of that summer, and then the whole world upended right after.
I’ve been trying to soothe that part of me.
25 years ago everything just collided in one awful thing after another. I was in so much pain by the end of that summer, and then the whole world upended right after.
I’ve been trying to soothe that part of me.
I really struggled with Hannah Whitten’s Nightshade series until this 3rd book. I’m not sure what it was —
But the ending was worth it. I’m glad I stuck it out.
The world is terrifying and religion is a traumatic, hate-filled shitshow.
But people can be kind. There is goodness despite it all.
But the ending was worth it. I’m glad I stuck it out.
The world is terrifying and religion is a traumatic, hate-filled shitshow.
But people can be kind. There is goodness despite it all.
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I really struggled with Hannah Whitten’s Nightshade series until this 3rd book. I’m not sure what it was —
But the ending was worth it. I’m glad I stuck it out.
The world is terrifying and religion is a traumatic, hate-filled shitshow.
But people can be kind. There is goodness despite it all.
But the ending was worth it. I’m glad I stuck it out.
The world is terrifying and religion is a traumatic, hate-filled shitshow.
But people can be kind. There is goodness despite it all.
Just read a tattoo subreddit post about a guy who's tried tattooing his scrotum not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES to get that tattoo to stick.
Like.
I can’t even show up for work on time most days.
#reddit
#redditposts
#tattoos
#adulting
Like.
I can’t even show up for work on time most days.
#redditposts
#tattoos
#adulting
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Just read a tattoo subreddit post about a guy who's tried tattooing his scrotum not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES to get that tattoo to stick.
Like.
I can’t even show up for work on time most days.
#reddit
#redditposts
#tattoos
#adulting
Like.
I can’t even show up for work on time most days.
#redditposts
#tattoos
#adulting
How did I forget Selma Blair was in an episode of Xena and then subsequently in a short-lived spinoff “Amazon High” …
WILD.
#xenawarriorprincess #amazonhigh
#selmablair
#wtf
WILD.
#xenawarriorprincess #amazonhigh
#selmablair
#wtf
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How did I forget Selma Blair was in an episode of Xena and then subsequently in a short-lived spinoff “Amazon High” …
WILD.
#xenawarriorprincess #amazonhigh
#selmablair
#wtf
WILD.
#xenawarriorprincess #amazonhigh
#selmablair
#wtf
Me, shouting, after FINALLY solving today’s Wordle: That’s fucking dirty Wordle! Who tf is out here using that word in real life?
Also me, quietly: But it is Christmas. So I guess … it’s fine.
NYT out here unlocking my religious trauma this morning.
Also me, quietly: But it is Christmas. So I guess … it’s fine.
NYT out here unlocking my religious trauma this morning.
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me, shouting, after FINALLY solving today’s Wordle: That’s fucking dirty Wordle! Who tf is out here using that word in real life?
Also me, quietly: But it is Christmas. So I guess … it’s fine.
NYT out here unlocking my religious trauma this morning.
Also me, quietly: But it is Christmas. So I guess … it’s fine.
NYT out here unlocking my religious trauma this morning.
At least 80% of the time I feel like I’m eating food against my will.
Which, you wouldn’t believe to look at me.
But like, in the last 10 years my relationship with food has been toxic af and now it’s just …
Look, breakfast is a straight up bully, okay? Even at 11:53 in the morning.
Which, you wouldn’t believe to look at me.
But like, in the last 10 years my relationship with food has been toxic af and now it’s just …
Look, breakfast is a straight up bully, okay? Even at 11:53 in the morning.
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
At least 80% of the time I feel like I’m eating food against my will.
Which, you wouldn’t believe to look at me.
But like, in the last 10 years my relationship with food has been toxic af and now it’s just …
Look, breakfast is a straight up bully, okay? Even at 11:53 in the morning.
Which, you wouldn’t believe to look at me.
But like, in the last 10 years my relationship with food has been toxic af and now it’s just …
Look, breakfast is a straight up bully, okay? Even at 11:53 in the morning.
Can we just get these people the fuck out of office already.????????
They LITERALLY just dropped a fascist, white supremacist playbook.
Enough fucking around.
Can someone fucking do something? Why is no one who has a shred of power doing anything????????????
#fuckfascism
They LITERALLY just dropped a fascist, white supremacist playbook.
Enough fucking around.
Can someone fucking do something? Why is no one who has a shred of power doing anything????????????
#fuckfascism
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Can we just get these people the fuck out of office already.????????
They LITERALLY just dropped a fascist, white supremacist playbook.
Enough fucking around.
Can someone fucking do something? Why is no one who has a shred of power doing anything????????????
#fuckfascism
They LITERALLY just dropped a fascist, white supremacist playbook.
Enough fucking around.
Can someone fucking do something? Why is no one who has a shred of power doing anything????????????
#fuckfascism
I’ve been told I need to scale back my use of the James Van Der Beek crying gif in work chats.
My response?
…
My response?
…
a close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his cheek .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his cheek . The man is James van der beek. He’s crying about a creek that belongs to someone named Dawson. Maybe he’s Dawson? I don’t know. I didn’t actually watch Dawson’s Creek, I just love this gif of a white man’s tears. White man tears are hilarious.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’ve been told I need to scale back my use of the James Van Der Beek crying gif in work chats.
My response?
…
My response?
…
Exhausted.
Disappointed.
Frustrated.
Blaming myself for things that are absolutely not my fault but because #childhoodtrauma I can’t help it.
I’m gonna keep on keeping on, but it’s so hard.
#thestruggleisreal
#outherescreaming
Disappointed.
Frustrated.
Blaming myself for things that are absolutely not my fault but because #childhoodtrauma I can’t help it.
I’m gonna keep on keeping on, but it’s so hard.
#thestruggleisreal
#outherescreaming
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Exhausted.
Disappointed.
Frustrated.
Blaming myself for things that are absolutely not my fault but because #childhoodtrauma I can’t help it.
I’m gonna keep on keeping on, but it’s so hard.
#thestruggleisreal
#outherescreaming
Disappointed.
Frustrated.
Blaming myself for things that are absolutely not my fault but because #childhoodtrauma I can’t help it.
I’m gonna keep on keeping on, but it’s so hard.
#thestruggleisreal
#outherescreaming
My barber firmly believes I will survive growing my fade out into a lush Steve Harrington mullet.
At least someone believes in me.
#steveharrington
#hairgoals
#strangerthings
#alwaysthebabysitter
At least someone believes in me.
#steveharrington
#hairgoals
#strangerthings
#alwaysthebabysitter
a man wearing sunglasses and a backpack is standing in front of a house .
Alt: A man with a very lush mullet is wearing a grey windbreaker, sunglasses, and a backpack, and is standing in front of a house. He has a baseball bat studded with nails strapped to his back. Steve Harrington is goals.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My barber firmly believes I will survive growing my fade out into a lush Steve Harrington mullet.
At least someone believes in me.
#steveharrington
#hairgoals
#strangerthings
#alwaysthebabysitter
At least someone believes in me.
#steveharrington
#hairgoals
#strangerthings
#alwaysthebabysitter
So this one time, at Thanksgiving, I got so 🍃🍃🍃 that I apparently spent over $200 buying Christmas gifts on Etsy and a #strangerthings Season 2 Steve Harrington style Members Only jacket.
Seems legit.
#steveharrington
#thanksgiving
#etsy
#imakepoorfinancialdecisions
Seems legit.
#steveharrington
#thanksgiving
#etsy
#imakepoorfinancialdecisions
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So this one time, at Thanksgiving, I got so 🍃🍃🍃 that I apparently spent over $200 buying Christmas gifts on Etsy and a #strangerthings Season 2 Steve Harrington style Members Only jacket.
Seems legit.
#steveharrington
#thanksgiving
#etsy
#imakepoorfinancialdecisions
Seems legit.
#steveharrington
#thanksgiving
#etsy
#imakepoorfinancialdecisions
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM