The Smashing Lad
@thesmashinglad.bsky.social
I'm just someone trying to be funny on this lovely platform. 1/3rd of the Just Us Idiots. Existing is my hobby, life is my burden (he/him)
I find it funny when some dudes who clearly have porn addiction say that they can’t jerk their shit to characters like Aloy or Abby or etc.
As someone who also has a porn addiction, we call that a “skill issue”.
As someone who also has a porn addiction, we call that a “skill issue”.
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I find it funny when some dudes who clearly have porn addiction say that they can’t jerk their shit to characters like Aloy or Abby or etc.
As someone who also has a porn addiction, we call that a “skill issue”.
As someone who also has a porn addiction, we call that a “skill issue”.
It sucks that I use this app less than Threads, specifically because it has less engagement bait and ragebait.
Plenty of masturbate here, though.
Plenty of masturbate here, though.
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It sucks that I use this app less than Threads, specifically because it has less engagement bait and ragebait.
Plenty of masturbate here, though.
Plenty of masturbate here, though.
So, you’re telling me Ol’ Billy Clinton got not one, but TWO famous people to service his sausage?
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So, you’re telling me Ol’ Billy Clinton got not one, but TWO famous people to service his sausage?
Brie Larson as Rosalina is a fantastic choice, but worst goddamn people you know will be complaining about it and that’s gonna be fun for everyone…
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Brie Larson as Rosalina is a fantastic choice, but worst goddamn people you know will be complaining about it and that’s gonna be fun for everyone…
Cherishing this moment. Hail The Dark One. @thedevil.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Cherishing this moment. Hail The Dark One. @thedevil.bsky.social
Mod idea for Sun Haven: Flash an image of that Alice in Wonderland rabbit whenever it gets close to midnight with an optional ominous bong sound effect
This joke is for precisely 3 people, me being one of them.
This joke is for precisely 3 people, me being one of them.
a white rabbit is holding a pocket watch and the words " tick tock tick tock " are below it
ALT: a white rabbit is holding a pocket watch and the words " tick tock tick tock " are below it
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November 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mod idea for Sun Haven: Flash an image of that Alice in Wonderland rabbit whenever it gets close to midnight with an optional ominous bong sound effect
This joke is for precisely 3 people, me being one of them.
This joke is for precisely 3 people, me being one of them.
Zohran = 6 letters
Mamdani = 7 letters
I think I just became a theist…
Mamdani = 7 letters
I think I just became a theist…
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Zohran = 6 letters
Mamdani = 7 letters
I think I just became a theist…
Mamdani = 7 letters
I think I just became a theist…
Every noble man can admit to when they have fallen into clown girl psychosis.
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Every noble man can admit to when they have fallen into clown girl psychosis.
When the sizzling come out fajitas
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When the sizzling come out fajitas
Lucario yelling “Max Aura”, but he says “6-7” instead.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Lucario yelling “Max Aura”, but he says “6-7” instead.
Lego Soundwave was a great build. Please someone make a knock off sets for all of his cassettes
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Lego Soundwave was a great build. Please someone make a knock off sets for all of his cassettes
Now that he’s relevant again, I though about how Mizkif looks like if someone beat up JD Vance so bad, he became a different person.
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Now that he’s relevant again, I though about how Mizkif looks like if someone beat up JD Vance so bad, he became a different person.
Scratch a gooner and an edger cums.
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Scratch a gooner and an edger cums.
My earthquakes bring all the first responders to the yard.
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My earthquakes bring all the first responders to the yard.
People ask me why I’m so pessimistic, and my response to that is “Well, when’s the last time you heard about something being stuck in Development Heaven?”
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
People ask me why I’m so pessimistic, and my response to that is “Well, when’s the last time you heard about something being stuck in Development Heaven?”
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
Religion is like Shadow’s inhibitor rings, and we gotta take those puppies off.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Religion is like Shadow’s inhibitor rings, and we gotta take those puppies off.
Whenever I think of the phrase “No Kings”, my brain immediately thinks of the Andrew Ryan bar in JT Music’s “Video Game Legends Rap, Vol. 2 - Villians” video.
No Gods or Kings, only man
Parasites you better scram
It’s Andrew Ryan coming’ at ya
When you got no hope he’ll give you rapture
So good.
No Gods or Kings, only man
Parasites you better scram
It’s Andrew Ryan coming’ at ya
When you got no hope he’ll give you rapture
So good.
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Whenever I think of the phrase “No Kings”, my brain immediately thinks of the Andrew Ryan bar in JT Music’s “Video Game Legends Rap, Vol. 2 - Villians” video.
No Gods or Kings, only man
Parasites you better scram
It’s Andrew Ryan coming’ at ya
When you got no hope he’ll give you rapture
So good.
No Gods or Kings, only man
Parasites you better scram
It’s Andrew Ryan coming’ at ya
When you got no hope he’ll give you rapture
So good.
Dan and Phil confirmed? Yoglabs is back?
The next Great Depression is upon us, I can feel it!
The next Great Depression is upon us, I can feel it!
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dan and Phil confirmed? Yoglabs is back?
The next Great Depression is upon us, I can feel it!
The next Great Depression is upon us, I can feel it!
I keep getting ads for therapy and antidepressants on YouTube… it’s like they’re trying to tell me something…
October 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I keep getting ads for therapy and antidepressants on YouTube… it’s like they’re trying to tell me something…
Everyone talks about antidisestablishmentarianism, but are there any prodisestablishmentarianism people out there?
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Everyone talks about antidisestablishmentarianism, but are there any prodisestablishmentarianism people out there?
Why do they make Scooby walk on two legs in fortnight?
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why do they make Scooby walk on two legs in fortnight?
If they ever make a Paul Blart 3, it should definitely be him defending the White House from like a paramilitary group, akin to Olympus Has Fallen
October 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If they ever make a Paul Blart 3, it should definitely be him defending the White House from like a paramilitary group, akin to Olympus Has Fallen
Super Mario Galaxy is coming out next year, I just can’t prove it…
a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window
ALT: a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window
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October 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Super Mario Galaxy is coming out next year, I just can’t prove it…
More like stop-vernment, amirite?
October 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
More like stop-vernment, amirite?