Sizey Dog
@thesizedogthing.bsky.social
Ditzy Dogboy Giant with a Valley Girl personality
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Finalimente - Privatter -
There are no allegations, no accusations, or even any infidelities here. Just me at my wits end.
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The hardest part about sizesky isn't getting there. It's letting go. privatter.net/p/11845603
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“Giving me a double shift AND cranking the heat up? I swear, everyone hates me...” The young man grumbles quietly, pale fingers brushing a bead of sweat from his brow. He lets out a sigh of exasperation, before hurriedly moving to stock the shelves...
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
“Giving me a double shift AND cranking the heat up? I swear, everyone hates me...” The young man grumbles quietly, pale fingers brushing a bead of sweat from his brow. He lets out a sigh of exasperation, before hurriedly moving to stock the shelves...
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A micro, clinging to a single shaft of hair—the uneven cylinder so thick that, even as their arms spread wide to grasp as much of its surface as possible, their fingers cannot brush its far curvature, as if trying to embrace the trunk of a Sequoia.
1/6
1/6
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
A micro, clinging to a single shaft of hair—the uneven cylinder so thick that, even as their arms spread wide to grasp as much of its surface as possible, their fingers cannot brush its far curvature, as if trying to embrace the trunk of a Sequoia.
1/6
1/6
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The massacre of an entire Inchling village treated as nothing but a chore by the freckled farmhand, sent to deal with the latest “nest” before they reproduced.
A sigh of annoyance echoes on high as worn leather slams atop fleeing families. Final goodbyes choked by a cloud of insect repellent…
A sigh of annoyance echoes on high as worn leather slams atop fleeing families. Final goodbyes choked by a cloud of insect repellent…
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 AM
The massacre of an entire Inchling village treated as nothing but a chore by the freckled farmhand, sent to deal with the latest “nest” before they reproduced.
A sigh of annoyance echoes on high as worn leather slams atop fleeing families. Final goodbyes choked by a cloud of insect repellent…
A sigh of annoyance echoes on high as worn leather slams atop fleeing families. Final goodbyes choked by a cloud of insect repellent…
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January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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CW: implied odor
Smelly neet boy or girl that keeps "clean" by making me clean them up mostly by tongue and shifts my size depending on their mood that day
#sizesky
Smelly neet boy or girl that keeps "clean" by making me clean them up mostly by tongue and shifts my size depending on their mood that day
#sizesky
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
CW: implied odor
Smelly neet boy or girl that keeps "clean" by making me clean them up mostly by tongue and shifts my size depending on their mood that day
#sizesky
Smelly neet boy or girl that keeps "clean" by making me clean them up mostly by tongue and shifts my size depending on their mood that day
#sizesky
i will continue to lurk and comment here. This is my dedicated size corner, just to isolate it for now.
The hardest part about sizesky isn't getting there. It's letting go. privatter.net/p/11845603
Finalimente - Privatter -
There are no allegations, no accusations, or even any infidelities here. Just me at my wits end.
privatter.net
January 27, 2026 at 8:34 PM
i will continue to lurk and comment here. This is my dedicated size corner, just to isolate it for now.
The hardest part about sizesky isn't getting there. It's letting go. privatter.net/p/11845603
Finalimente - Privatter -
There are no allegations, no accusations, or even any infidelities here. Just me at my wits end.
privatter.net
January 27, 2026 at 8:09 PM
The hardest part about sizesky isn't getting there. It's letting go. privatter.net/p/11845603
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may as well take this chance to bring a favourite piece @pozolebun.bsky.social did for me over from the bird place
November 15, 2024 at 6:29 AM
may as well take this chance to bring a favourite piece @pozolebun.bsky.social did for me over from the bird place
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@itsfrankie.bsky.social gave me a little drawing :p
I just respond in kind
I just respond in kind
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
@itsfrankie.bsky.social gave me a little drawing :p
I just respond in kind
I just respond in kind
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Entombed within a NEET's beanie as they brave the winter cold for junk food, smothered between the stained, unwashed fabric and a greasy black forest of unkempt hair. A shiver causes your world to undulate and rock, pushing you against a mound of dandruff larger than you are...
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Entombed within a NEET's beanie as they brave the winter cold for junk food, smothered between the stained, unwashed fabric and a greasy black forest of unkempt hair. A shiver causes your world to undulate and rock, pushing you against a mound of dandruff larger than you are...
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January 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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HAPPY NEW YEARS!🎉
Something something look at my balls
Something something look at my balls
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
HAPPY NEW YEARS!🎉
Something something look at my balls
Something something look at my balls
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January 26, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Fun fact: I had a character in mind for the giant when I wrote this. If you can guess who it is, you get uhhh
*Vek, coated in a sheen of perspiration, pushing a single crumb across the countertop like Sisyphus and his boulder*
a (small bit of) a cookie!
*Vek, coated in a sheen of perspiration, pushing a single crumb across the countertop like Sisyphus and his boulder*
a (small bit of) a cookie!
You had thought you’d died, as the tread descended from on high—blanketing the sidewalk in shadow. Your ears had popped as the surrounding pressure shifted, the gentle atmosphere whipping into a whistling gale that had knocked you to your knees long before the weight arrived.
1/10
1/10
January 26, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Fun fact: I had a character in mind for the giant when I wrote this. If you can guess who it is, you get uhhh
*Vek, coated in a sheen of perspiration, pushing a single crumb across the countertop like Sisyphus and his boulder*
a (small bit of) a cookie!
*Vek, coated in a sheen of perspiration, pushing a single crumb across the countertop like Sisyphus and his boulder*
a (small bit of) a cookie!
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Yoga pants hanging loosely from their waist, fingers lowering to crudely scratch an itch across their rear, their eyes—bleary in the early morning—squint as they look down at the faint, moving speck across their dresser.
"Weird bug."
a deafening grunt, one soon followed by a falling thumb...
"Weird bug."
a deafening grunt, one soon followed by a falling thumb...
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Yoga pants hanging loosely from their waist, fingers lowering to crudely scratch an itch across their rear, their eyes—bleary in the early morning—squint as they look down at the faint, moving speck across their dresser.
"Weird bug."
a deafening grunt, one soon followed by a falling thumb...
"Weird bug."
a deafening grunt, one soon followed by a falling thumb...
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(POV Swap)
"God. Why do *I* always get the busiest shifts? What rotten luck...”
The young man lamented to himself as he rushed to and fro across the busy store, diving into what would be his third part-time job of the day. Another shift without any breaks, it seemed...
"God. Why do *I* always get the busiest shifts? What rotten luck...”
The young man lamented to himself as he rushed to and fro across the busy store, diving into what would be his third part-time job of the day. Another shift without any breaks, it seemed...
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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"God. Why do *I* always get the busiest shifts? What rotten luck...”
The young man lamented to himself as he rushed to and fro across the busy store, diving into what would be his third part-time job of the day. Another shift without any breaks, it seemed...
"God. Why do *I* always get the busiest shifts? What rotten luck...”
The young man lamented to himself as he rushed to and fro across the busy store, diving into what would be his third part-time job of the day. Another shift without any breaks, it seemed...
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You had thought you’d died, as the tread descended from on high—blanketing the sidewalk in shadow. Your ears had popped as the surrounding pressure shifted, the gentle atmosphere whipping into a whistling gale that had knocked you to your knees long before the weight arrived.
1/10
1/10
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
You had thought you’d died, as the tread descended from on high—blanketing the sidewalk in shadow. Your ears had popped as the surrounding pressure shifted, the gentle atmosphere whipping into a whistling gale that had knocked you to your knees long before the weight arrived.
1/10
1/10
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Petri dish cities were made for jizzing on :3
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Petri dish cities were made for jizzing on :3
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The innocent lookin, bright fun cool dude you know
Turn em giant and watch em get evil during a power trip
Now THATS what im thinking about tonight
Turn em giant and watch em get evil during a power trip
Now THATS what im thinking about tonight
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The innocent lookin, bright fun cool dude you know
Turn em giant and watch em get evil during a power trip
Now THATS what im thinking about tonight
Turn em giant and watch em get evil during a power trip
Now THATS what im thinking about tonight
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it's time I be real with all of you
dr. pepper is the superior soda
dr. pepper is the superior soda
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
it's time I be real with all of you
dr. pepper is the superior soda
dr. pepper is the superior soda
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People telling me this is what it looks like from inside my boot print.
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
People telling me this is what it looks like from inside my boot print.