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—「ᴍᴇᴛᴛᴀᴛᴏɴ ᴇx」📱
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(This account is a parody! Not affliated with Undertale or Toby Fox, likes and reposts appreciated!)

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〔DNI: Full lewd or alike.〕
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「Oh yes..」

♥︎ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴄᴏɴ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇꜱᴋʏ ꜱᴛᴀɢᴇ! ★

[Video made by @ralseiusedsplat on TikTok]
𖦹 Tee Hee 🥰 aren't you just a ray of sunshine
( STARTS SNIFFING HARDER )
August 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
𖦹 It's me sweetiepie
August 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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When I throw the pathetic salesman into tar and skin him alive I’m just stimming . Ok ?
August 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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 * I'M NOT BROKEN!

 I DON'T HAVE BURN-IN !

 I'M . . . [ F U N ] ! ! !

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FEM!TENNA — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️📺

📺 #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY 📺
August 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
𖦹 Would you do it if I asked reaaall nicely?

〔Tapping Spamton in the chest with his boot.〕

𖦹 Well, message me once you get any ideas! Gotta go recharge!

〔Just... runs away, after probably nearly making steam blow out of Spamton's ears(?)〕
SPAMMY WH—UH???????

( GULP SFX. staring up at mettaton, stock still like some kind of neurotic prey animal. )

I I I II II

I DON’TR EALLY
DO
[[Family Friendly]] [Fun for all ages!] [Kids eat FREE!]
𖦹 It would be a beautiful thing to grow an (nearly adult) child together, Spammy Wammy!

〔He slowly raises Spamton's chin with his leg, chuckling as he places his hands on his own hips.〕

𖦹 Wouldn't you do it with together with such beauty like me, good lookin'?
August 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
𖦹 It would be a beautiful thing to grow an (nearly adult) child together, Spammy Wammy!

〔He slowly raises Spamton's chin with his leg, chuckling as he places his hands on his own hips.〕

𖦹 Wouldn't you do it with together with such beauty like me, good lookin'?
. I UH

( kettle whistling sfx )

I [[⚠️HEAT WARNING⚠️ for these following areas: Spamtonville]]

THE KID IS HARDLY MY RESPONSIBILITY !!!!
〔Mettaton slams his leg against the wall because Spamton is literally at his foot size so trying to put it over his shoulder would do nothing.〕

𖦹 Is the kid my responsability now

𖦹 I always wanted a kid but you know

𖦹 Limitations
August 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
𖦹 She could manipulate me as much as she wants
August 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
〔Mettaton slams his leg against the wall because Spamton is literally at his foot size so trying to put it over his shoulder would do nothing.〕

𖦹 Is the kid my responsability now

𖦹 I always wanted a kid but you know

𖦹 Limitations
August 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
jack

(sorry all of mettaton posts havent been srs :sob: I JUST CANT WITH HIM OKAY ITS HARD)
August 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
𖦹 Shh.. let them listen.. let them know 𝔜𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢.
CAN YOU SAY THAT A LITTLE QUIETER
𖦹 Haha Gabi I am fucking your uncle
August 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
𖦹 Haha Gabi I am fucking your uncle
August 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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JUST ACED MY TEST THIS $#!+ IS EASY
August 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Duck

Another character added. ^^
August 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
jack

(I think Mettaton gets 500 fanmails saying 'what do you see in it' relating to Spamton and he always just. Never responds)
August 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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OOC : // Yknow what yeah. Hi. Hello

(Only comment I'll make here is No underage muses for the shipping part because. She's literally in her 50s)
August 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Little Darling]
August 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
〔Mettaton thinks this is the cutest thing ever but Spamton probably looks like the closest rendition of a homunculus〕

𖦹 How adorable! Oh, I could just pinch your cheeks as we speak!
( scoots himself over on his knees. clings to mettaton’s leg and looks up at him like this but way less cute )
August 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
〔... Slowly reaches his leg out.〕

𖦹 Well, best get to work then, my dearest!
I CAN [Didn’t I Do it For You?] TOO
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
𖦹 I'm jealous
I CAN DO [Option B] JUST FINE

( drops to his knees and scoots over to sit next to mettaton and hug his leg and rub his head against it like a cat )
well im waiting .
continue to woo me , or begin lovingly caressing my leg while sitting on the ground beside my spot .
August 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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GASTER: ♒︎♏︎●︎●︎□︎ ⬧︎◻︎♋︎❍︎⧫︎□︎■︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ❍︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ♑︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎

ME: OMG [Hiiii] [[WingDings]]

GASTER: ✋︎ ♋︎❍︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♒︎♏︎●︎◻︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ 𝓕𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽… ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♋︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♋︎❒︎

ME: WHAT THE &$#%
July 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
𖦹 Whatevs bae you know it's factual
I DON’T [Rember]
𖦹 You already know that it's true
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
𖦹 You already know that it's true
CAN WE [Mythbusters] THIS
August 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
jack

(I love that Mettaton just. inserted himself in Spamtenna's relationship)
August 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM