VANESSA
thesecretvice.bsky.social
VANESSA
@thesecretvice.bsky.social
meme mommy
check on your friends with seasonal allergies
March 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
maybe i just need tummy time
March 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
wtf. over.
February 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
no one talks about how much of adulthood is just searching for the perfect pillow
February 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Going to Radio Shack, anyone need anything?
February 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Amazing what an orgasm and loaded baked potato can do for your mental health
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Gonna donate my notes app to science
January 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Some of you have never gotten detention for blinding the yard duty teacher with a laser pointer and it shows
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Some of you have never been bamboozled and it shows
January 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you have a favorite card back, it's time for a daily fiber supplement
January 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just at home sorting my change by year
November 23, 2024 at 1:24 AM
*taps mic
February 18, 2024 at 5:51 AM