Almost 40 years later and I'm still mixing up Jane Child and Taylor Dane.

Next summer's hottest new Tee for Florida!

Who said it best? #dotard

This is going to be the summer of frog garden statues. I can feel it.

Ohio winter schizophrenia in one shot. Backyard is going to take a moment to recover from this.

If this shirt came with "I own Top Gun on Laser Disc because of Columbia House" I'd buy it.

(in my best Kurt Cobain)

Berried.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

#neocaridina

You know I had to try it. I liked it. It reminded me of egg nog, with oyster crackers. I could have done without the oyster crackers. Never thought I'd say that about ice cream...

Why can't this be the year of the cat so I have an excuse for this song endlessly playing in the back recesses of my mind for the last 40+ years?

The feigned sincerity of sharing her baby before the inevitable "sike!"

Bobby McFerrin said it best with:

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh

Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh

Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh

Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh

Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh

Golden retriever generated interest first post. I know how this works.