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Basically, I tweet about life’s unwritten rules so you don’t have to. 😏
Never eat the last slice of pizza without announcing it.

#Relatable#LifeTips#LifeHacks#ExplorePage#LOL
September 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Always reply to a text within 5 minutes.

#MannersMatter#Witty#ViralJokes#Relatable#TooFunny
September 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
September 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
When the light turns green, you have 3 seconds to move.

#Relatable#JustForLaughs#DarkHumor#EtiquetteFails#LMAO
September 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Using a pumpkin spice latte as a personality trait is not allowed.

#DailyLaughs#FYP#RealTalk#LMAO#CantStopLaughing
September 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If you find yourself talking to your pets, do it in the comfort of your home.

#DarkHumor#LifeHacks#PunLife#FunnyButTrue#ComedyGold
September 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When at a buffet, it's not a race... unless it’s an ‘all you can eat’ situation.

#ComedyGold#LOL#Hilarious#DailyLaughs#Witty
September 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Picking food from your teeth in public is a culinary performance, not an art.

#DarkHumor#CantStopLaughing#Hahaha#FunnyButTrue#ThingsWeAllDo
September 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Always hold the door for someone behind you, unless they're walking like a zombie.

#Hilarious#DarkHumor#JustForLaughs#JustSaying#RealTalk
September 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Don’t post gym selfies unless you’ve actually been to the gym.

#PunLife#LaughHard#ExplorePage#LOL#JustForLaughs
September 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Avoid eye contact during 'what’s your favorite movie?' conversations.

#DryHumor#FunnyButTrue#LMAO#LifeTips#Hahaha
September 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Don’t use the last of the toilet paper without replacement.

#RoastTime#FunnyButTrue#LifeTips#ExplorePage#TooFunny
September 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Silence your phone during awkward family dinners.

#Sarcasm#ThingsWeAllDo#JustSaying#DryHumor#DailyLaughs
September 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
September 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Email replies should never exceed three sentences, unless you're a novelist.

#Witty#Hilarious#TruthBomb#ComedyGold#Giggles
September 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
No one wants to hear about your diet during dinner.

#SocialNorms#CantArgueWithThat#Hilarious#ExplorePage#CantStopLaughing
September 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If you can’t find something, it’s probably in the last place you’d look.

#EtiquetteFails#JustForLaughs#TruthBomb#ViralJokes#LifeRules
September 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Never trust someone who doesn't like pizza.

#CommonSense#LifeTips#DailyLaughs#SocialNorms#Sarcasm
September 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The bathroom door must be closed, even if you're home alone.

#JustSaying#ThingsWeAllDo#Silly#DryHumor#CantArgueWithThat
September 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
September 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
September 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
September 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Use the bathroom before a long meeting.

#DailyLaughs#FYP#TooFunny#Giggles#LOL
September 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Silence your phone in public places.

#LOL#ComedyGold#Giggles#UnspokenRules#Relatable
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM