Salt
thesalt.bsky.social
Salt
@thesalt.bsky.social
I'm an illustrator based in Melbourne. I like to draw things. I also do some drawing and animating on Twitch.

I'm also one of the hosts of @hypothepod.bsky.social which is a podcast about conspiracies, and sometimes turtles.
Get some No Dogs in your ears! Definitely not about a dog.
What's this? Only a bloody No Dogs Club!

@thesalt.bsky.social and @aleofatime.com are up. No @sexenheimer.bsky.social (because he's a dog).

The topic? This fella in the picture, who is also not a dog.

Hypothetical Institute in your podcast apps, or stream here.

www.podbean.com/ew/pb-t78ts-...
August 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Ok look. I draw a lot of mushrooms. If you see me drawing mushrooms or I post any mushroom art it's not a statement on current events. It's just a penis thing, ok? #MushroomMurders #Mushrooms #Art #Freud
July 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hey I'm so glad they've kept up with doing their little drawings! It's really coming along! #PracticeMakesPerfect #Mushrooms #Jesus #MushroomJesus
June 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Market next weekend. Need to print a bunch of stuff. Perfect time for my printer to just absolutely start shitting itself and not working right. Yay.
June 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I love...LOVE...the UK version of Tipping Point but it fills me with such BURNING RAGE when the contestants drop the counter and it doesn't fall flat, but they NEVER FUCKING ADJUST WHEN THEY PRESS THE BUTTON! Come on people...
May 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
So Clive Palmer spent $60m on an election campaign that infuriated the nation, didn't win a seat. Says now he's too old for politics and wants to feed the homeless so donated $5m to Foodbank. Flip those $ and act more humanitarian two months ago and you might have got some more votes. #AusVotes2025
May 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
James McGrath just gained self awareness that he's essentially just a meme now #AusVotes2025 #Drink
May 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Good job everyone. Extra points to the residents of Dickson. #AusVotes2025
May 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
While you're having fun generating Al versions
of yourself as toys, remember there are thousands of artists out there who would love to do something custom
for you like that which doesn't look Al and exactly like all the others, nor has potentially devastating long term environmental impacts.
April 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
On Star Trek, the replicators are just pumping out plates of food and cups of tea Earl Grey hot all day. Thousands of crew members. Where does all the plates and cups and cutlery go? Do they get washed and dried or just shot out into space? Or somehow recycled? #BigQuestions
April 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
To whoever filmed and edited Clive Palmer's TV spots. a) rethink your client choices b) the phrase "can we do that again, but just pause for a couple of beats between each point, Clive" would have saved the unhinged half second of weird slow motion you had to add in each time. Fuck me dead. #AusPol
March 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
My last drawing of 2024 and first post in 2025. From a four word prompt given to me live of "Reverse Mermaid Freak Show". I like the old timey vibe of this one & how it turned out. Come watch me draw on Twitch sometime?

#Twitch #Art #Illustration #Mermaid #FreakShow #Procreate #Streamer #DarkArt
December 31, 2024 at 4:25 PM
So the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle exhibition stuff got me mega hyped on TMNT art and I've been a little fixated the last week and a bit. So here's a load of art over a few posts that I've been working on. #TMNT #FanArt #Art #Illustration #Procreate
December 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I went to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles exhibition in Melbourne twice. Not because it was great, but because none of the artists that were commissioned to do work at it have been given any credit for their work and it got me STEAMED.

youtube.com/shorts/pCQat...

#ArtistRights #MoralRights
TMNT Exhibition in Melbourne - No artist credits?!
YouTube video by TheSalt
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December 21, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I recently bought a small ceramic slug from George The Slug, a Melbourne based artist. I've wanted to adopt one of her little guys for ages. First thing I did, obviously, was make him a little forest home diorama out of paper craft. Meet Cordy. #Slug #Craft #LocalArts #Ceramics #PaperCraft
December 13, 2024 at 6:29 AM
I bought a new Wok. The brand is m.i.n.t. which apparently stands for Make Inspiring New Tast. I checked the story on the back but it gave no hints as to what tast is. #taste #woolworths #wok #cooking
December 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Are we number 1 on YOUR podcast listening this year like this legend?
December 6, 2024 at 8:38 AM
I should start posting some art on here huh? I have a table at the Coburg Creators Market this weekend and will be selling a bunch of prints. If you're wondering what sort of art I do, here's a taste. This is the darker more traditional side of my artwork. More below...
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Surely the work experience kid did this one? That B causes me physical pain and the Ks make me nervous. #roadsign #bitumen #BadTypography #AwfulLettering #Fonts
November 25, 2024 at 5:15 AM
In the spirit of posterity and legacy, here's the best/most famous thing I posted on Twitter. It has made a couple of "best political moments of the decade" lists which is pretty cool. The original Bill Shorten mullet. #auspol #mullet #BillShorten
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Banana duct taped to a wall sold for like $6m. I'm taking pre-bids for my long running conceptual work "Piss Bucket Banana Peel" starting now. The work does not exist. I don't think it actually has to to be honest. What even is art? I quit? #ModernArt
November 22, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Conspiracies used to be fun wacky things to talk about with my boys. Then the world got pretty cooked. Now what we used to see as fringe opinions and ideas are just the norm and exhausting to talk about. So we've lightened the tone of the podcast for a while. This one has a massive cow.
November 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
A little while ago (a few years most likely) there was a graff crew getting around the western suburbs that signed off as "We Paint Dicks" next to giant often ejaculating always curvy dingers. Spotted this beast of a piece today and couldn't help but miss that crew. #Graffiti #StreetArt #Footscray
November 19, 2024 at 9:37 AM
I decided to give myself an illustrated profile pic. I'm an illustrator you see? I'm trying to be on-brand. Anyway here's the full version! #ProfilePic #StillUnsureIfWeHashtag #Illustrator #Freelance
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 PM