Rigo 🇵🇸
@therigster.bsky.social
Writer | Baker | Candlestick Maker| He/Him | I mainly post “Funny” words and things (and the occasional ramble about my many hobbies)
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I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
Pee pee poo poo
Ha ha
I find it kinda sad
Pee pee poo poo
Ha ha
December 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
Pee pee poo poo
Ha ha
I find it kinda sad
Pee pee poo poo
Ha ha
Forever stuck in a constant loop of
‘I think I like the Norwegian language’
And
‘Why they sound like dat tho’
‘I think I like the Norwegian language’
And
‘Why they sound like dat tho’
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Forever stuck in a constant loop of
‘I think I like the Norwegian language’
And
‘Why they sound like dat tho’
‘I think I like the Norwegian language’
And
‘Why they sound like dat tho’
I am so alone, I talked to every NPC at the King Charles tavern in KCD2 just to pass the time and have some people to talk to.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, cherish the friends and loved ones you have, for some of us aren’t so lucky
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, cherish the friends and loved ones you have, for some of us aren’t so lucky
December 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I am so alone, I talked to every NPC at the King Charles tavern in KCD2 just to pass the time and have some people to talk to.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, cherish the friends and loved ones you have, for some of us aren’t so lucky
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, cherish the friends and loved ones you have, for some of us aren’t so lucky
The only thing I wake up for now is the chance, most likely a false chance that I have poisoned my own brain with, that I won’t be alone forever, and that this veil of loneliness and melancholy will be lifted one day.
That and Kroger’s 3 minute microwavable pizzas. Those are a good motivator.
That and Kroger’s 3 minute microwavable pizzas. Those are a good motivator.
December 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The only thing I wake up for now is the chance, most likely a false chance that I have poisoned my own brain with, that I won’t be alone forever, and that this veil of loneliness and melancholy will be lifted one day.
That and Kroger’s 3 minute microwavable pizzas. Those are a good motivator.
That and Kroger’s 3 minute microwavable pizzas. Those are a good motivator.
This poem is called “I Am A Spooky Ghost”
I am a spooky ghost
And I watch you shower
Not out of sexual desire
But for some spooky and unknown reason
I am a spooky ghost
And I’m also the one that keeps farting when your near your crush
Because even in death, our ghastly wind needs a way out
I am a spooky ghost
And I watch you shower
Not out of sexual desire
But for some spooky and unknown reason
I am a spooky ghost
And I’m also the one that keeps farting when your near your crush
Because even in death, our ghastly wind needs a way out
December 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This poem is called “I Am A Spooky Ghost”
I am a spooky ghost
And I watch you shower
Not out of sexual desire
But for some spooky and unknown reason
I am a spooky ghost
And I’m also the one that keeps farting when your near your crush
Because even in death, our ghastly wind needs a way out
I am a spooky ghost
And I watch you shower
Not out of sexual desire
But for some spooky and unknown reason
I am a spooky ghost
And I’m also the one that keeps farting when your near your crush
Because even in death, our ghastly wind needs a way out
No stream for today (as I am stuck in a void shaped like a triangle) but I will do a back to back stream of KCD on Tuesday and Wednesday to make up for no stream today
Also, join me Friday where I will start a new Skyrim game for stream and never finish it.
Also, join me Friday where I will start a new Skyrim game for stream and never finish it.
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No stream for today (as I am stuck in a void shaped like a triangle) but I will do a back to back stream of KCD on Tuesday and Wednesday to make up for no stream today
Also, join me Friday where I will start a new Skyrim game for stream and never finish it.
Also, join me Friday where I will start a new Skyrim game for stream and never finish it.
“Pluribus? More like pussibius” I say and smash my head in with a brick, ending the monotony and deep sadness of my life.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Pluribus? More like pussibius” I say and smash my head in with a brick, ending the monotony and deep sadness of my life.
KCD2 snuffed at game awards!?????
I must remain calm….
I must remain calm….
a man with his eyes closed in front of a wagon
ALT: a man with his eyes closed in front of a wagon
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December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
KCD2 snuffed at game awards!?????
I must remain calm….
I must remain calm….
Streaming and Drinking over at twitch.tv/therigster987
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Streaming and Drinking over at twitch.tv/therigster987
Man, what a crazy time!
Me back in the good old days with my best pal Ozzie :)
Me back in the good old days with my best pal Ozzie :)
October 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Man, what a crazy time!
Me back in the good old days with my best pal Ozzie :)
Me back in the good old days with my best pal Ozzie :)
What I were to eat a nice key like pie
Huh?
What then, bitch
Huh?
What then, bitch
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
What I were to eat a nice key like pie
Huh?
What then, bitch
Huh?
What then, bitch
Siri, why face app make my face look white not white originally
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Siri, why face app make my face look white not white originally
Just woke up the morning to a nice hot cup of MARVEL?!?! Uhhhh, yeah, that’s totally what I meant, and not coffee!!!
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just woke up the morning to a nice hot cup of MARVEL?!?! Uhhhh, yeah, that’s totally what I meant, and not coffee!!!
When life gives you Lemons
Check yourself into a psych ward
Check yourself into a psych ward
October 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
When life gives you Lemons
Check yourself into a psych ward
Check yourself into a psych ward
This store has an amazing collection of Hawaiian T-shirts!
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This store has an amazing collection of Hawaiian T-shirts!
Sittin’ in the toilet AMA
September 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sittin’ in the toilet AMA
I used to be hearin’ all kinds ‘a hoots and hollers bout that there Twinner (nah called X) but my grandboy done told me bout this ‘chare Blue Sky?
These kids today! Always commin’ up wit new naymes for societal medias
These kids today! Always commin’ up wit new naymes for societal medias
September 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I used to be hearin’ all kinds ‘a hoots and hollers bout that there Twinner (nah called X) but my grandboy done told me bout this ‘chare Blue Sky?
These kids today! Always commin’ up wit new naymes for societal medias
These kids today! Always commin’ up wit new naymes for societal medias
Obsessed with the idea of a guy who watches the office and thinks it’s a real documentary and wants to meet Dwight so bad
September 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Obsessed with the idea of a guy who watches the office and thinks it’s a real documentary and wants to meet Dwight so bad
eating small portions of meat in an orderly fashion to spite the libs
September 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
eating small portions of meat in an orderly fashion to spite the libs
“Yeah, you could say I game” I say to my newborn son as he stares blankly at me play Fortnite Festival
September 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“Yeah, you could say I game” I say to my newborn son as he stares blankly at me play Fortnite Festival
Do yourselfs a favor and go listen to “Ga Ra Ta Da (Simlish)” by the black eyed peas
Or, as I like to call it, “Having a stroke at the club simulator”
Or, as I like to call it, “Having a stroke at the club simulator”
September 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Do yourselfs a favor and go listen to “Ga Ra Ta Da (Simlish)” by the black eyed peas
Or, as I like to call it, “Having a stroke at the club simulator”
Or, as I like to call it, “Having a stroke at the club simulator”
Another free financial advice is to marry for money, preferably to a old rich man/women whom is on deaths door
September 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Another free financial advice is to marry for money, preferably to a old rich man/women whom is on deaths door
A lot of people (no one) ask me if I can give any good financial advice
I think you should buy stock from a company with a funny name, and get violent once you lose big on that stock
I think you should buy stock from a company with a funny name, and get violent once you lose big on that stock
September 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
A lot of people (no one) ask me if I can give any good financial advice
I think you should buy stock from a company with a funny name, and get violent once you lose big on that stock
I think you should buy stock from a company with a funny name, and get violent once you lose big on that stock
The picture I use as my profile picture is me as a baby who loved cake.
Now I am a former baby who loved cake, and I still love cake
Now I am a former baby who loved cake, and I still love cake
September 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The picture I use as my profile picture is me as a baby who loved cake.
Now I am a former baby who loved cake, and I still love cake
Now I am a former baby who loved cake, and I still love cake