Aleksei Sytsevich
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therhin0.bsky.social
Aleksei Sytsevich
@therhin0.bsky.social
Head-first Into trouble #Marvelrp #openrp #parody #seriousrp #Rhino
Pinned
Uh

Lemmie think… 🤔
Anywhere outside of New York?

Kinda been wanting to head back to Moscow for a time
January 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You know what?

No
:)
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“15% ?
Make it 20 and you won’t hear fuss from me”

Money isn’t typically a big thing of his, but some is still nice. Especially in this economy
"Perfect."

Sometimes things called for a complex series of events. Sometimes a door needed a special keycode or fingerprint scan.

But sometimes a hammer and a nail is the best solution.

"15% cut sound fair?"
“Ya had me at ‘wall’”

He is a simple man. If there is a wall, he will run through it. Not much thought otherwise
January 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Squints—
Pulls out some comically small glasses and valences it on his nose—

“Best huh?… you don’t look like any of the avengers that’s for sure.
Not sure they’d take a shrimp like you”
January 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
‘You’ ?

Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten who I am, puny spider?

Come on, you know me!
January 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Oi
Yer not gonna poach this rhino
January 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“Really?
Ai t you the… the uh, what’s the word again?

Grandmaster or somethin’? Wait no- that don’t sound right
Game master- that’s sounds better
❝That decision is entirely up to powers beyond even me!❞
@herpowercosmic.bsky.social

🗿 when can he join in on the fun?
The spider was brought, as well as a few other villains as far as he’s aware

Plus the Hulk is there too and he’s been wanting a rematch
January 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
True
Pretty sure he has this nasal thing as well- but can’t exactly walk into a hospital with the profession we have
January 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Ya had me at ‘wall’”

He is a simple man. If there is a wall, he will run through it. Not much thought otherwise
January 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“Eh, no need to worry about that- I’ve been doin the heavy liftin sort of jobs for a few years now
I’d like to say I’m more than the average muscle- but all the jobs I’ve worked were just that”
[ @therhin0.bsky.social ]

"I feel like I want to hire you for demolition, but I feel like that's also typecasting."
January 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I want to run through a wall
January 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
🦶—— 🍑
January 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Eh, sure

Why not?
Good !

. . . Good.

[ Pops open two beer bottles. ]

Beer ?
Alright 👍

…..

I’ll just belly flop against the floor then
January 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Alright 👍

…..

I’ll just belly flop against the floor then
Son of a . . . please don't break that wall.

P l e a s e .
Looks down—
Smirks— 😏
And turns to the wall

“I hope you know that I like running’ by now?”
January 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Looks down—
Smirks— 😏
And turns to the wall

“I hope you know that I like running’ by now?”
January 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
…. -_- he tries to keep a straight face at the lover part

“…”

Sigh—

“Must have been one helluva limbo party,

But yeah, I’m The Rhino. Been battling’ the wall crawler for a while now”
January 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hope ya break yer teeth
. . . I am going to bite you.
Nah I ain’t too religious
January 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Nah I ain’t too religious
. . . I-.

DearGod.
Nah that’s just me
Been in this thing since the 60s
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“Spider brat is gettin’ popular huh?
Even the newbies know him

Now I know Its been a while since I’ve stomped around- but am I really that forgettable??
Last time I was out away it was by the hulk and I thought we had good enough a fight to make the papers”
January 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nah that’s just me
Been in this thing since the 60s
January 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@webwarrior.bsky.social

Long time no see Spider-Man
January 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What makes ya think I know??!!
As someone else 🗿
where’s my sister?
January 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM