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Definitely Not Delivery
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Check the current levels of frozen pizza in a small town gas station in Saskatchewan.
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therewillbecrust.bsky.social
It was a busy weekend, I guess.
One lone frozen pizza.
June 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
hey, sup deadass, it's been busy. no cap. skibidi
May 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
🚨SECURE PERIMETER BREACHED🚨
🚨INTRUDER ALERT🚨

#pizza
May 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Three is the magic number.

#frozenpizza #pizza
Three frozen pizzas.
April 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
They messed it up.
March 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
[slaps top of freezer chest]

You can fit so many pies in this baby!

#frozenpizza #pizza
A freezer chest full of frozen pies. It's STUFFED.
March 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Freezers are stocked!
6 frozen pizzas are in a freezer.
March 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Back in business!

#frozenpizza #pizza
A bunch of frozen pizzas in a freezer chest.
March 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Well, we ran out of pizza and the freezer is empty

We're not mad, because the ice chest died. Pizza chest to the rescue!
An empty freezer chest A freezer chest full of bagged ice
March 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Three, it's the magic number.

#pizza #frozenpizza
March 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
This is my pizza. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

#pizza #food
A shelf full of frozen pizza. There are no flatbreads.
February 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
🎶 FIVE FROZEN PIES 🎶

#pizza #frozenpizza #food
5 frozen pizzas
February 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
We're running low on supplies again. #sendhelp #pizza
5 frozen pizzas in a freezer.
February 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Are you ready for the weekend? We are!

#pizza #food
look at all my pizzas!
February 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
All pies, no flats, just as the universe intended.

#food #pizza
10 frozen pizzas in a freezer bunker A grocery freezer shelf full of frozen pizzas
February 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Never fear, we're expecting more to come in by the end of the week.

But then again we were expecting milk last week and that never arrived, so who knows what the hell is happening with pizza.
3 frozen pizzas on a shelf
February 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
NOT PIZZA
NOT POPS
IMPOSTERS

#pizza #pizzapops #food
A shelf full of Pizza Pops, which are neither pizza nor pops.
February 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Pizza was on sale this weekend and stock is low. Some fool even bought a flatbread.

#pizza #food
5 frozen pizzas, and 1 flatbread.
February 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
THOSE FLATBREADS ARE BACK ON THE FREEZER SHELF AGAIN.

#pizza #frozenpizza #food
A bunch of frozen pizzas in a display freezer.
February 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
The back room is nearly empty.

#pizza #frozenpizza
1 frozen pizza
February 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Sorry, folks, we're out of 4 cheese.

But if anyone is ready for the bready, we've got plenty in the freezer for the week.

#frozenpizza #pizza #food
12 frozen pizzas in a freezer, surrounded by frozen loaves of bread
February 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Thank God those flatbreads are gone.

#pizza
So many pizzas.
February 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
WHO ORDERED MORE OF THE FLATBREAD WE DON'T LIKE IT
A freezer shelf full of frozen pizzas: 7 round pies, and 3 flatbread pizzas, which aren't really flat.
February 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Listen y'all, it's been a rough week. We were hit with a storm on Wednesday, I had yesterday off, and I honestly have no idea if we got a truck and what might've been on it.

But we have #pizza. #blessed
8 frozen pizzas and one loser flatbread no one likes. An empty freezer chest
February 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
therewillbecrust.bsky.social
Everything in the freezer, and nothing in the freezer.

#pizza #frozenpizza
11 frozen pizzas and 1 frozen flatbread pizza that no one has bought because of reasons An empty freezer chest
February 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM