Michael Cohen
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Michael Cohen
@therealmichaelcohen.skystack.xyz
Principal of Crisis-X #1 and #8 NYT Bestseller Author Host of The Mea Culpa Podcast Co-Host of The Political Beatdown Former Perso...


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"A Very Political Christmas" • A holiday meant for gratitude collides with war, debt, lies, weaponized justice, stolen years, and the uncomfortable truth that accountability never comes gift-wrapped.
"A Very Political Christmas"
A holiday meant for gratitude collides with war, debt, lies, weaponized justice, stolen years, and the uncomfortable truth that accountability never comes gift-wrapped.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Cohen report: It's Walsh Wednesday • A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
The Cohen report: It's Walsh Wednesday
A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
God and Michael Cohen Break Down Today's Epstein Files Release • A recording from Michael Cohen and God's live video
God and Michael Cohen Break Down Today's Epstein Files Release
A recording from Michael Cohen and God's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"The Invisible Ten Co-Conspirators" • Ten possible co-conspirators sit buried beneath DOJ redactions, protected not by innocence but by silence, delay, and a Justice Department terrified of naming names.
"The Invisible Ten Co-Conspirators"
Ten possible co-conspirators sit buried beneath DOJ redactions, protected not by innocence but by silence, delay, and a Justice Department terrified of naming names.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Live with Don Lemon • A recording from Michael Cohen and Don Lemon's live video
Live with Don Lemon
A recording from Michael Cohen and Don Lemon's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"Math Has Never Been Trump’s Thing" • Trump’s prescription drug plan could save billions; if only numbers would cooperate, percentages stayed realistic, and the President stopped treating arithmetic like a suggestion rather than a rule.
"Math Has Never Been Trump’s Thing"
Trump’s prescription drug plan could save billions; if only numbers would cooperate, percentages stayed realistic, and the President stopped treating arithmetic like a suggestion rather than a rule.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Michael Cohen joins Dean to talk MAGA infighting, Epstein files, Bari Weiss and more • A recording from Michael Cohen and Dean Obeidallah's live video
Michael Cohen joins Dean to talk MAGA infighting, Epstein files, Bari Weiss and more
A recording from Michael Cohen and Dean Obeidallah's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“America’s Pirate-in-Chief” • A president plays pirate king, seizing tankers, rewriting history, daring international law, and reminding the world that grievance, not strategy, now sets America’s course.
“America’s Pirate-in-Chief”
A president plays pirate king, seizing tankers, rewriting history, daring international law, and reminding the world that grievance, not strategy, now sets America’s course.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Ice Kills Thirty In Custody" • Four people died in ICE custody this week, proving the cruelty isn’t the arrest itself — it’s the neglect, indifference, and silence that follow once doors lock.
"Ice Kills Thirty In Custody"
Four people died in ICE custody this week, proving the cruelty isn’t the arrest itself — it’s the neglect, indifference, and silence that follow once doors lock.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"Fifty Shades Of Black Marker" • The files were due, the law was clear, but truth arrived censored, delayed, and carefully curated to spare those who mattered most.
"Fifty Shades Of Black Marker"
The files were due, the law was clear, but truth arrived censored, delayed, and carefully curated to spare those who mattered most.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"The Art of Strategic Transparency" • When the Epstein files are released without enforcement, compliance becomes theater, redactions are weapons, and the truth depends entirely on who controls the scissors and what transparency means.
"The Art of Strategic Transparency"
When the Epstein files are released without enforcement, compliance becomes theater, redactions are weapons, and the truth depends entirely on who controls the scissors and what transparency means.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Stop YELLING At Us" • Eighteen minutes of Trump shouting, inventing numbers, and economic fantasy; all while Americans keep paying higher bills and wondering why the president is yelling at them.
"Stop YELLING At Us"
Eighteen minutes of Trump shouting, inventing numbers, and economic fantasy; all while Americans keep paying higher bills and wondering why the president is yelling at them.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Cohen Report: Walsh Wednesday • A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
The Cohen Report: Walsh Wednesday
A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"One Post Away From War" • Calling it enforcement doesn’t change reality: a blockade is war, Congress was bypassed, law was ignored, and American families are left to pay the price.
"One Post Away From War"
Calling it enforcement doesn’t change reality: a blockade is war, Congress was bypassed, law was ignored, and American families are left to pay the price.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Lemon Cohen Report Live. What is going on at that darned White House? Madness!!! • A recording from Michael Cohen and Don Lemon's live video
The Lemon Cohen Report Live. What is going on at that darned White House? Madness!!!
A recording from Michael Cohen and Don Lemon's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"The Weaponization of Death" • A president responds to murder with grievance, reminding us that in Trump’s America, even tragedy is repurposed as a weapon against perceived enemies.
"The Weaponization of Death"
A president responds to murder with grievance, reminding us that in Trump’s America, even tragedy is repurposed as a weapon against perceived enemies.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"The Politics of Hollow Platitudes" • Thoughts and prayers have become America’s ritual of surrender; comforting the powerful, silencing accountability, and ensuring the next memorial is already being planned.
"The Politics of Hollow Platitudes"
Thoughts and prayers have become America’s ritual of surrender; comforting the powerful, silencing accountability, and ensuring the next memorial is already being planned.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"What Are We Doing to Our Children?" • We taught kids to read, write, and dream; then trained them to hide, barricade, and bleed quietly while adults chose guns, cowardice, and silence over their future.
"What Are We Doing to Our Children?"
We taught kids to read, write, and dream; then trained them to hide, barricade, and bleed quietly while adults chose guns, cowardice, and silence over their future.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Trump's Arithmetic of Make-Believe" • This is what happens when slogans outrun spreadsheets; an economy governed by talking points, cheerleaders, and numbers that sound impressive until someone asks to verify them.
"Trump's Arithmetic of Make-Believe"
This is what happens when slogans outrun spreadsheets; an economy governed by talking points, cheerleaders, and numbers that sound impressive until someone asks to verify them.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Live with Michael Cohen • A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
Live with Michael Cohen
A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
"ICE Melts Under Noem's Shadow" • ICE isn’t just losing support; it’s imploding under its own cruelty, incompetence, and Kristi Noem’s vanishing act, leaving America questioning who the real threat is.
"ICE Melts Under Noem's Shadow"
ICE isn’t just losing support; it’s imploding under its own cruelty, incompetence, and Kristi Noem’s vanishing act, leaving America questioning who the real threat is.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
UNLEASHED • A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
UNLEASHED
A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Your Profile Pic Better Be Patriotic" • A surveillance circus with Trump selling backstage passes, America now demands your DMs, biometrics, and dignity; unless you’ve got a million dollars to buy your innocence.
"Your Profile Pic Better Be Patriotic"
A surveillance circus with Trump selling backstage passes, America now demands your DMs, biometrics, and dignity; unless you’ve got a million dollars to buy your innocence.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Cohen Report • A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
Cohen Report
A recording from Michael Cohen's live video
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"The Bravado Of Bullshit" • Trump’s bravado is collapsing under the weight of real-world bills, rising costs, and voter exhaustion; and this time, Americans aren’t buying the excuses or the showmanship anymore.
"The Bravado Of Bullshit"
Trump’s bravado is collapsing under the weight of real-world bills, rising costs, and voter exhaustion; and this time, Americans aren’t buying the excuses or the showmanship anymore.
therealmichaelcohen.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM