Goast
@therealgoast.bsky.social
Youtube funny man, Schrodinger’s furry, small Weiner club official member of 9 years.
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Goast
@therealgoast.bsky.social
· Oct 29
Gotta give em them gay Luigi
Dinner on that thang
Dinner on that thang
Reposted by Goast
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This game doesn’t suck the world just wasn’t ready for a puzzle/racer hybrid
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This game doesn’t suck the world just wasn’t ready for a puzzle/racer hybrid
I wasn’t sold until this very moment
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I wasn’t sold until this very moment
Reposted by Goast
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
Listening to wendigoon’s video about the recent failed rapture predictions while seeing people claim half life 3 will be announced today is oddly poetic
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Listening to wendigoon’s video about the recent failed rapture predictions while seeing people claim half life 3 will be announced today is oddly poetic
Holy shit he’s real
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Holy shit he’s real
Watching Scott’s Stash and he’s talking mad shit about Miitopia
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Watching Scott’s Stash and he’s talking mad shit about Miitopia
This game is never coming out
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This game is never coming out
Ten games that grant a glimpse into my twisted psyche, my dark world
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ten games that grant a glimpse into my twisted psyche, my dark world
People will be all “holy shit man the fallout 3 dlc is so peak you have to play it” and then forget to tell you that the galaxy news radio is inaccessible in every dlc area and you have to play in silence
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
People will be all “holy shit man the fallout 3 dlc is so peak you have to play it” and then forget to tell you that the galaxy news radio is inaccessible in every dlc area and you have to play in silence
Did they have weed at hogwarts
I bet wizard weed went crazy hard
I bet wizard weed went crazy hard
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Did they have weed at hogwarts
I bet wizard weed went crazy hard
I bet wizard weed went crazy hard
Grok generate me a picture of Mika making the ultimate sacrifice
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Grok generate me a picture of Mika making the ultimate sacrifice
“This podcast is THRILLED to partner with our brand”
- Spotify ad guy who is not a member of the podcast
- Spotify ad guy who is not a member of the podcast
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“This podcast is THRILLED to partner with our brand”
- Spotify ad guy who is not a member of the podcast
- Spotify ad guy who is not a member of the podcast
Happy raccoon city gets fucking nuked day
October 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Happy raccoon city gets fucking nuked day
I’ve been on a rabbit hole recently learning about these two fucks and I’m so pissed not a lick of this franchise is available in English
This crap was made for me why can’t I have it
This crap was made for me why can’t I have it
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’ve been on a rabbit hole recently learning about these two fucks and I’m so pissed not a lick of this franchise is available in English
This crap was made for me why can’t I have it
This crap was made for me why can’t I have it
Turning off my console midway through a Resetti encounter and being struck down by a perfectly timed jolt from the tv malfunctioning
September 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Turning off my console midway through a Resetti encounter and being struck down by a perfectly timed jolt from the tv malfunctioning
Epic games accidentally adding a swastika emote to Fortnite is definitely in the running for funniest shit to happen this year
September 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Epic games accidentally adding a swastika emote to Fortnite is definitely in the running for funniest shit to happen this year
>go to kfc
>buy “chicken breast”
>no bazongas
What the fuck man
>buy “chicken breast”
>no bazongas
What the fuck man
September 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
>go to kfc
>buy “chicken breast”
>no bazongas
What the fuck man
>buy “chicken breast”
>no bazongas
What the fuck man
Imagine if the guy from Rick and Morty turned himself into a pickle and called himself pickle Rick
September 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Imagine if the guy from Rick and Morty turned himself into a pickle and called himself pickle Rick
NO MORE BANANAS
This chimp only wants GREEN
This chimp only wants GREEN
September 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
NO MORE BANANAS
This chimp only wants GREEN
This chimp only wants GREEN
I love playing resident evil revelations in 10 minute bursts because it drains the 3ds’ battery faster than a Wikipedia editor on an eventful day
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I love playing resident evil revelations in 10 minute bursts because it drains the 3ds’ battery faster than a Wikipedia editor on an eventful day
I love seeing people comment “I’m disappointed in you Nintendo” under game announcements like you knew them personally
September 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I love seeing people comment “I’m disappointed in you Nintendo” under game announcements like you knew them personally
How can I laugh at this it’s not 2x speed and bitcrushed to hell and back
September 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
How can I laugh at this it’s not 2x speed and bitcrushed to hell and back
There’s so much that I’m just powerless to prevent
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
There’s so much that I’m just powerless to prevent