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Goast
@therealgoast.bsky.social
Youtube funny man, Schrodinger’s furry, small Weiner club official member of 9 years.

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Gotta give em them gay Luigi
Dinner on that thang
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get OFF for $11.99 on US eShop buff.ly/Ij1YxXg
Steam buff.ly/Xp4C0JL
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This game doesn’t suck the world just wasn’t ready for a puzzle/racer hybrid
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I wasn’t sold until this very moment
new poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Listening to wendigoon’s video about the recent failed rapture predictions while seeing people claim half life 3 will be announced today is oddly poetic
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Holy shit he’s real
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Watching Scott’s Stash and he’s talking mad shit about Miitopia
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This game is never coming out
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ten games that grant a glimpse into my twisted psyche, my dark world
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
People will be all “holy shit man the fallout 3 dlc is so peak you have to play it” and then forget to tell you that the galaxy news radio is inaccessible in every dlc area and you have to play in silence
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Did they have weed at hogwarts
I bet wizard weed went crazy hard
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Grok generate me a picture of Mika making the ultimate sacrifice
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“This podcast is THRILLED to partner with our brand”

- Spotify ad guy who is not a member of the podcast
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He’s so real
October 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Happy raccoon city gets fucking nuked day
October 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’ve been on a rabbit hole recently learning about these two fucks and I’m so pissed not a lick of this franchise is available in English
This crap was made for me why can’t I have it
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Turning off my console midway through a Resetti encounter and being struck down by a perfectly timed jolt from the tv malfunctioning
September 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Epic games accidentally adding a swastika emote to Fortnite is definitely in the running for funniest shit to happen this year
September 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
>go to kfc
>buy “chicken breast”
>no bazongas

What the fuck man
September 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Imagine if the guy from Rick and Morty turned himself into a pickle and called himself pickle Rick
September 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
NO MORE BANANAS
This chimp only wants GREEN
September 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I love playing resident evil revelations in 10 minute bursts because it drains the 3ds’ battery faster than a Wikipedia editor on an eventful day
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I love seeing people comment “I’m disappointed in you Nintendo” under game announcements like you knew them personally
September 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
How can I laugh at this it’s not 2x speed and bitcrushed to hell and back
September 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There’s so much that I’m just powerless to prevent
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM