Faysal Lawrence Alkhayat
@therealface.bsky.social
He/Him/Camel
Comedian, writer, & Failed philosopher.
Comedian, writer, & Failed philosopher.
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Thank you @thedailyshow.com for having me on, I had a great time! m.youtube.com/watch?v=QcuW...
Talib Kweli - Social Justice Through Hip-Hop & "The Confidence of Knowing" | The Daily Show
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January 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thank you @thedailyshow.com for having me on, I had a great time! m.youtube.com/watch?v=QcuW...
@talibkweli.bsky.social had a great interview on @thedailyshow.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@talibkweli.bsky.social had a great interview on @thedailyshow.com
Time’s person of the year is not saying they’re the best person… for the record
December 15, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Time’s person of the year is not saying they’re the best person… for the record
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In my day , “Cyber Monday” was when we’d skip school to talk nasty over AOL instant messenger . # simplertimes
December 2, 2024 at 6:07 PM
In my day , “Cyber Monday” was when we’d skip school to talk nasty over AOL instant messenger . # simplertimes
When you and your cousins come back from taking “a walk” on Thanksgiving.
November 30, 2024 at 6:17 AM
When you and your cousins come back from taking “a walk” on Thanksgiving.
Amazon really did ruin America. I barely saw any videos of people trampling each other Walmart this year :(
November 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Amazon really did ruin America. I barely saw any videos of people trampling each other Walmart this year :(
Ya’ll some unthankful trifling ass hoes…
November 29, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Ya’ll some unthankful trifling ass hoes…
Rough Holiday season for Raider fans. They gotta watch their team lose on Thanksgiving weekend then get deported after the new year.
November 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Rough Holiday season for Raider fans. They gotta watch their team lose on Thanksgiving weekend then get deported after the new year.
People of color, be thankful that the turkey isn’t going to be the dish with the most flavor at your thanksgiving dinner.
November 28, 2024 at 7:04 PM
People of color, be thankful that the turkey isn’t going to be the dish with the most flavor at your thanksgiving dinner.
Damnit! Macy’s rejected my idea for their Thanksgiving Day Parade! Oh well, maybe the Rose Parade will want the Hawk Tuah girl float. 🤷🏽♀️
November 28, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Damnit! Macy’s rejected my idea for their Thanksgiving Day Parade! Oh well, maybe the Rose Parade will want the Hawk Tuah girl float. 🤷🏽♀️
Give thanks that you’re not spending this Thanksgiving with any of your exes.
November 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Give thanks that you’re not spending this Thanksgiving with any of your exes.
Geraldo and his father are pieces of 💩. I just wanna remind yall that.
November 27, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Geraldo and his father are pieces of 💩. I just wanna remind yall that.
I’ve seen flight attendants do the presentation my entire life but I doubt I’d put that oxygen mask on correctly in an emergency.
November 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I’ve seen flight attendants do the presentation my entire life but I doubt I’d put that oxygen mask on correctly in an emergency.
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This site really does feel like 2019 Twitter in a good way
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM
This site really does feel like 2019 Twitter in a good way
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Blacks for Trump HQ still waiting for the call.
November 18, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Blacks for Trump HQ still waiting for the call.
Rams can still take the NFC West. Team of Destiny
November 18, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Rams can still take the NFC West. Team of Destiny
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All 4 of Matthew Stafford’s DIMES today 💰
November 18, 2024 at 12:29 AM
All 4 of Matthew Stafford’s DIMES today 💰
I love how I’ll spend $40 on a movie ticket but that $2.19 service fee irks me. It’s the principle, I think. 🤷🏽♀️
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I love how I’ll spend $40 on a movie ticket but that $2.19 service fee irks me. It’s the principle, I think. 🤷🏽♀️
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Someone had to do it 🤭
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Someone had to do it 🤭
Is this what Twitter used to be?
November 17, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Is this what Twitter used to be?