707
@thereal707.bsky.social
Hacker, programmer, cat enthusiast. :3 I ❤️ my baby cars! Somehow married to @saeyoungchoi.bsky.social
i love cooking with my wife bc she’ll be making something elegant and gourmet and i’ll be like “behold my noodles”
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i love cooking with my wife bc she’ll be making something elegant and gourmet and i’ll be like “behold my noodles”
sometimes i look at my old code and think “who wrote this garbage”
and the answer is me
every time
it’s me
and the answer is me
every time
it’s me
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
sometimes i look at my old code and think “who wrote this garbage”
and the answer is me
every time
it’s me
and the answer is me
every time
it’s me
31 is weird bc you’re old enough to know better but still young enough to absolutely not do better
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
31 is weird bc you’re old enough to know better but still young enough to absolutely not do better
rare footage of me touching grass today
it was crunchy
i left immediately
it was crunchy
i left immediately
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
rare footage of me touching grass today
it was crunchy
i left immediately
it was crunchy
i left immediately
the man's just trying to run a business, let him live
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the man's just trying to run a business, let him live
everyone's been asking for more pics of me, so here you go
a man wearing sunglasses looks at a shs laptop
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses looks at a shs laptop
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
everyone's been asking for more pics of me, so here you go
get the poop thing away from me!!!!!
October 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
get the poop thing away from me!!!!!
sex after 30 is basically a high-stakes improv comedy show with nudity.
September 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
sex after 30 is basically a high-stakes improv comedy show with nudity.
Reposted by 707
If It Works, Don't Touch It
#programming #debugging #production #Technicaldebt #Refactoring
https://programmerhumor.io/programming-memes/if-it-works-dont-touch-it-y8xx
#programming #debugging #production #Technicaldebt #Refactoring
https://programmerhumor.io/programming-memes/if-it-works-dont-touch-it-y8xx
September 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
every mirror in this house is like a different boss fight
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
every mirror in this house is like a different boss fight
“are you top or bottom” brother i am the ikea allen wrench. you need me but you’ll lose me in 3 minutes.
September 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“are you top or bottom” brother i am the ikea allen wrench. you need me but you’ll lose me in 3 minutes.
aftercare? yeah, I’m making you a sandwich but you’re eating it on the floor where I left you.
problematic, sure, but I'm a problem people beg to have
problematic, sure, but I'm a problem people beg to have
September 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
aftercare? yeah, I’m making you a sandwich but you’re eating it on the floor where I left you.
problematic, sure, but I'm a problem people beg to have
problematic, sure, but I'm a problem people beg to have
every man with rolled-up sleeves is a war crime waiting to happen and I am the battlefield.
September 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
every man with rolled-up sleeves is a war crime waiting to happen and I am the battlefield.
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The LinkedIn Dream Cap
#programming #linkedin #datascience #Techhumor #Corporateculture
https://programmerhumor.io/database-memes/the-linkedin-dream-cap-am94
#programming #linkedin #datascience #Techhumor #Corporateculture
https://programmerhumor.io/database-memes/the-linkedin-dream-cap-am94
September 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
just remembered I have a LinkedIn
it’s like a haunted house but for jobs I never wanted
it’s like a haunted house but for jobs I never wanted
September 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
just remembered I have a LinkedIn
it’s like a haunted house but for jobs I never wanted
it’s like a haunted house but for jobs I never wanted
if i ever go missing, check the fridge. not because i’m in there. just because i probably left a note taped to the hummus.
September 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
if i ever go missing, check the fridge. not because i’m in there. just because i probably left a note taped to the hummus.
Reposted by 707
The Evolution Of Piracy
#programming #microsoft #windows #hardware #Irony
https://programmerhumor.io/windows-memes/the-evolution-of-piracy-j0ha
#programming #microsoft #windows #hardware #Irony
https://programmerhumor.io/windows-memes/the-evolution-of-piracy-j0ha
August 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by 707
The Real AI Apocalypse: Month Name Generator
#programming #machinelearning #excel #Techhumor #Ai
https://programmerhumor.io/ai-memes/the-real-ai-apocalypse-month-name-generator-s8w2
#programming #machinelearning #excel #Techhumor #Ai
https://programmerhumor.io/ai-memes/the-real-ai-apocalypse-month-name-generator-s8w2
August 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Real AI Apocalypse: Month Name Generator
#programming #machinelearning #excel #Techhumor #Ai
https://programmerhumor.io/ai-memes/the-real-ai-apocalypse-month-name-generator-s8w2
#programming #machinelearning #excel #Techhumor #Ai
https://programmerhumor.io/ai-memes/the-real-ai-apocalypse-month-name-generator-s8w2
every time I hear a creak in the house at night I assume it’s either the wind or an assassin. statistically it’s always the wind but the assassin only has to be right once.
August 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
every time I hear a creak in the house at night I assume it’s either the wind or an assassin. statistically it’s always the wind but the assassin only has to be right once.
ordered a pizza and the guy called to say they were out of dough??? bro just say you hate me
August 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
ordered a pizza and the guy called to say they were out of dough??? bro just say you hate me
internet went out for 20 minutes and I genuinely considered becoming a lighthouse keeper.
August 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
internet went out for 20 minutes and I genuinely considered becoming a lighthouse keeper.
if i sent anybody a 🌶️ pic last night and you're not happy about it, that was an accident
if you're happy about it, hmu
if you're happy about it, hmu
June 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
if i sent anybody a 🌶️ pic last night and you're not happy about it, that was an accident
if you're happy about it, hmu
if you're happy about it, hmu
i know vibe coding doesn't mean what I think it means
but why can't it
but why can't it
June 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i know vibe coding doesn't mean what I think it means
but why can't it
but why can't it
i once spent 16 hours straight trying to break into a company’s system as part of a pen test. i succeeded when someone emailed me the password labeled "this is the password." humanity is doomed.
June 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i once spent 16 hours straight trying to break into a company’s system as part of a pen test. i succeeded when someone emailed me the password labeled "this is the password." humanity is doomed.