The Pineapple
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The Pineapple
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Sometimes I am happy. Sometimes I am anxious. Sometimes I am tired. Sometimes I am cozy. But I am always shamelessly 100% me. A friendly enby pineapple!
Money isn't the root of all evil. desperate circumstances and those who make them are.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
There is no yogurt in this smoothie. Totally.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's a miserable, loud, bad brain day and I want to Rot. But I left my apartment and did laundry. And that feels...not bad.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Since Wizards is talking changing color identity on the split mana cards, I present to you my first of 4 or 5 decks: Mono Blue
moxfield.com/decks/bq7_o-...
#magicthegathering #magic #splitmana
A purely
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Playing bl4. I dont trust zadra.
October 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
an amusing tale. went to get a u haul. u haul place was closed. got routed to a different u haul place. it is currently closed with a sign that reads be back soon.
this is amusing for the record.
September 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I just told my cats that I do not negotiate with terrorists after they were mewing for treats. note. they have soft food and hard food. they just want treats.
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am pretty sure you could cut the kid and his grandpa portions of the princess bride into the new superman movie and have it work.
#superman
September 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
when referring to political figures in our posts, let's start using Peter rabbit or Charlie brown as stand ins.
September 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
alien earth, a TV show telling why a world ruled by corporations and tech trillionaires is a bad idea. presented by Disney.
September 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am not willing to risk my job talking about Charlie Kirk. Which is an odd sentence I am trying not to think too hard on.
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It wont matter who shot Charlie Kirk. fear leads to anger and that anger is leading to hatred.
September 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can't unsee the similarities between Fargo and the White Lotus
September 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Interview in ten minutes. And I may have food poisoning. this will be Fine.
August 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I will absolutely torture all of my friends with dimension 20 on a bus. especially since Mark Mercer is headlining.
July 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
superman left us feeling happy and hopeful. something i haven't felt in a while. it was amusing. and hopeful and hella poignant. and we loved it. #superman #friendlyenby #radicalhope
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A bunch of dorks and loses who thought it was gross seeing two dudes kiss on the playground are now trying to justify it as adults. And thats how you get genocide.
July 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
With the eternity spoiler season, it looks like dominaria was settled by aliens. Kanu, slivers and goyfs all appear to have extra terrestrial origins. which leads to the Stargate theory of magic lore.

#magicthegathering #spoilers #friendlyenby #spoilers #stargate
July 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
See this is kinda gross. A title that treats rulings that will hurt a lot of people like the season finale of a reality show. #supremecourt #friendlyenby
June 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
did a magic pride event. gave a wedding ring to each opponent. was grand. ##magicthegathering #pride #friendlyenby
June 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I do my best to try to not subscribe to conspiracies. However Wheel of Time was quite a queer friendly show with high ratings. I keep wondering if that isn't part of the reason why Amazon canned it so abruptly. Fear of the current regime #savewheeloftime #friendlyenby
June 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
times when it sucks to have a dead AC. now. right now. on the plus side, acclimatizing to the south
June 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
June 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If Medusa had a concert, I wonder how tall they'd be. If they'd be on the shorter side, or if they'd be...statuesque.
June 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ima just put this here...
June 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM