"I thought we were ahead of the curve" Pillar mumbled during an impromptu staff meeting. "But apparently, I was too busy writing about 'NASA’s plan to colonize Uranus' to notice literal gold slipping through our fingers."

#MissedTheTrend #PillarFlops #TikTok #Ban

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"Social media exploded -- featuring pictures of Croatia’s sunny beaches compared to Serbia’s landlocked areas. Users shared photos of themselves on the Adriatic, with captions like, "Where’s your sea view, Serbia?"

#Croatia #Serbia #NoBeachesNoBitches

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"Streaming platforms have begun issuing disclaimers: Attempting to watch feature films on a phone may summon the ghost of David Lynch."

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"Apple engineers spent nearly two years experimenting with micro-boiler technology before scrapping the feature due to persistent overheating issues."

#apple #iphone17 #technology #news

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"Effort only goes so far," Philips said. "The evidence clearly shows that sabotage, not skill, is the real reason behind most losses. The numbers don't lie."

#gaming #technology #news

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"Johnson, a former professional wrestler and global movie star, earned the nickname 'The Rock' during his WWE career -- However, experts now emphasize that the term should not be taken literally."

#wwe #therock #entertainment

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"Political analysts say Carter’s decision was likely influenced by his current circumstances."

#politics #election #jimmycarter

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