ThePeterG
@thepeterg.bsky.social
Folding chair fan club member since August 2023
Dry January is so boring.
January 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dry January is so boring.
Scheduling the HVAC guy for 8am on the day after Christmas was a terrible mistake.
December 26, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Scheduling the HVAC guy for 8am on the day after Christmas was a terrible mistake.
Watching the Polar Express movie for the first time and this is a fever fucking dream of a movie. I had no idea this movie was like this lol
December 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Watching the Polar Express movie for the first time and this is a fever fucking dream of a movie. I had no idea this movie was like this lol
I honestly really hope they don’t ban TikTok. I’m not watching IG reels or YouTube.
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I honestly really hope they don’t ban TikTok. I’m not watching IG reels or YouTube.
I don’t know why but it’s always good to see the Cowboys lose.
December 10, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I don’t know why but it’s always good to see the Cowboys lose.
If TikTok is deleted - where will I get my battle bots replays? Come on man!
December 9, 2024 at 5:07 AM
If TikTok is deleted - where will I get my battle bots replays? Come on man!
As someone who is dyslexic- that’s a super fucked up way to spell that word.
December 8, 2024 at 6:58 AM
As someone who is dyslexic- that’s a super fucked up way to spell that word.
We’re hosting our soon to be 5 year old’s birthday party tomorrow morning - including 13 four and five year old girls… we’ve made a terrible mistake lol.
December 7, 2024 at 5:01 AM
We’re hosting our soon to be 5 year old’s birthday party tomorrow morning - including 13 four and five year old girls… we’ve made a terrible mistake lol.
Live look at trying to put my daughter to bed
a young boy is standing on a sidewalk with his hands in the air .
ALT: a young boy is standing on a sidewalk with his hands in the air .
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December 6, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Live look at trying to put my daughter to bed
Toes should be called mini Frank FOOTers… just saying.
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Toes should be called mini Frank FOOTers… just saying.
It’s honestly so weird having a corporate job for the first time at 40. There is essentially an entirely new language you have to learn.
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
It’s honestly so weird having a corporate job for the first time at 40. There is essentially an entirely new language you have to learn.
The least shit on part of daylight savings time is the sun is in your eyes in the morning and in your fucking eyes when you leave work.
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
The least shit on part of daylight savings time is the sun is in your eyes in the morning and in your fucking eyes when you leave work.
Me when my Apple Watch says I met my stand goal for the day
checking the radar for someone who cares is a meme about checking the radar for someone who cares .
ALT: checking the radar for someone who cares is a meme about checking the radar for someone who cares .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Me when my Apple Watch says I met my stand goal for the day
If you have to call your mommy to help you - you probably shouldn’t be in charge of the greatest military force to ever exist.
December 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
If you have to call your mommy to help you - you probably shouldn’t be in charge of the greatest military force to ever exist.
Anyone else scroll LinkedIn and be like who the fuck are these people I’m “connected” with?
December 3, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Anyone else scroll LinkedIn and be like who the fuck are these people I’m “connected” with?
Someone explain to me why I can’t set the snooze intervals? Apple is like here’s 9 minutes. I want the ability to choose MFers
December 3, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Someone explain to me why I can’t set the snooze intervals? Apple is like here’s 9 minutes. I want the ability to choose MFers
Hosting thanksgiving tomorrow… and I’ve already heard Mariah Carey 12 times today. What time is an appropriate hour to have the first beverage?
November 28, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Hosting thanksgiving tomorrow… and I’ve already heard Mariah Carey 12 times today. What time is an appropriate hour to have the first beverage?
What time are we allowed to start drinking?
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
What time are we allowed to start drinking?
I genuinely don’t understand why people buy expensive vodka. I can’t tell the difference between a dirty Svedka martini and a dirty grey goose martini.
November 26, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I genuinely don’t understand why people buy expensive vodka. I can’t tell the difference between a dirty Svedka martini and a dirty grey goose martini.
This site is getting more and more fun with friends from Twitter being more active. I appreciate that.
November 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
This site is getting more and more fun with friends from Twitter being more active. I appreciate that.
A hill I will die on is wood fired pizza where half the pizza is a crust bubble is a fucking scam. Put some arugula on it and charge $25 for a 12” pizza where 6” is almost burnt dough. Gtfoh.
November 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
A hill I will die on is wood fired pizza where half the pizza is a crust bubble is a fucking scam. Put some arugula on it and charge $25 for a 12” pizza where 6” is almost burnt dough. Gtfoh.
I spent 3 hours weeding today. In November. How’s your Sunday going?
November 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I spent 3 hours weeding today. In November. How’s your Sunday going?
Big butt underwear and a pad is a love language in this house.
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Big butt underwear and a pad is a love language in this house.
I like to tell people I wake up at 6 something am - when in fact my alarm is set at 6:59am and I snooze at least once
November 22, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I like to tell people I wake up at 6 something am - when in fact my alarm is set at 6:59am and I snooze at least once