🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸
@theorangepotus.bsky.social
A parody account mocking the shenanigans ongoing at the White House, a political bukkake if you like. Well that's the goal anyways.
Snark, offence, sarcasm, mockery, insult, truth and comedy guaranteed!
CLUTCH YER PEARLS!
Snark, offence, sarcasm, mockery, insult, truth and comedy guaranteed!
CLUTCH YER PEARLS!
its been a while, but I FORMALLY state, I am Vlad's POWER BOTTOM. I got REAMED so hard by that short little man, I AM WILLING to fuck the WORLD over. I prefer PIECE over PEACE. Thank you for your attention!
August 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
its been a while, but I FORMALLY state, I am Vlad's POWER BOTTOM. I got REAMED so hard by that short little man, I AM WILLING to fuck the WORLD over. I prefer PIECE over PEACE. Thank you for your attention!
Nothing says good morning better than getting a proper ass kissing/rim job from #PeteHegseth. I can smell my ass when he speaks. #MAGA #Iran #DearLeader
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June 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Nothing says good morning better than getting a proper ass kissing/rim job from #PeteHegseth. I can smell my ass when he speaks. #MAGA #Iran #DearLeader
My new 'gift' from the suspect nation of QATAR is NOT for my PERSONAL use. The jet is only for bragging rights and will be COVERED IN GOLD LEAF as soon as possible.
#MAGA #TrumpForceOne #Qatar #SaudiArabia #BitchBeJetSetting #GoldQueef
#MAGA #TrumpForceOne #Qatar #SaudiArabia #BitchBeJetSetting #GoldQueef
May 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My new 'gift' from the suspect nation of QATAR is NOT for my PERSONAL use. The jet is only for bragging rights and will be COVERED IN GOLD LEAF as soon as possible.
#MAGA #TrumpForceOne #Qatar #SaudiArabia #BitchBeJetSetting #GoldQueef
#MAGA #TrumpForceOne #Qatar #SaudiArabia #BitchBeJetSetting #GoldQueef
No, I did NOT have #JD take down the pope to install an AMERICAN pope. Just making #Pope American for once.
#MAGA #PopeLeoXIV
#MAGA #PopeLeoXIV
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No, I did NOT have #JD take down the pope to install an AMERICAN pope. Just making #Pope American for once.
#MAGA #PopeLeoXIV
#MAGA #PopeLeoXIV
May 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by 🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸
Breaking: DOGE bros lock new pope out of Vatican, take over payroll, email severs.
May 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Breaking: DOGE bros lock new pope out of Vatican, take over payroll, email severs.
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
American movies only! Making Americans Go Anglo
May 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
American movies only! Making Americans Go Anglo
Why is everyone voting for LIBERAL parties? It’s because of me, your TANGERINE man baby crypto con man. Except NIGEL FARAGE, who won because he’s a prick like me too, and @uklabour.bsky.social wants to be like him.
#MAGA #VotesAgainstTrumpism #FrumpTuck
#MAGA #VotesAgainstTrumpism #FrumpTuck
May 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why is everyone voting for LIBERAL parties? It’s because of me, your TANGERINE man baby crypto con man. Except NIGEL FARAGE, who won because he’s a prick like me too, and @uklabour.bsky.social wants to be like him.
#MAGA #VotesAgainstTrumpism #FrumpTuck
#MAGA #VotesAgainstTrumpism #FrumpTuck
100 of the BEST DAYS in AMERICA! My SHITCOIN is up, the world economy is FUCKED, no peace anywhere, and it FEELS like a whole DECADE. MIGRANTS HATE US! MISS ME?
Also a WARM CONGRATULATIONS to #Canada!
#100Days #MAGA #AmericanRegret #MoreToCome
Also a WARM CONGRATULATIONS to #Canada!
#100Days #MAGA #AmericanRegret #MoreToCome
April 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
100 of the BEST DAYS in AMERICA! My SHITCOIN is up, the world economy is FUCKED, no peace anywhere, and it FEELS like a whole DECADE. MIGRANTS HATE US! MISS ME?
Also a WARM CONGRATULATIONS to #Canada!
#100Days #MAGA #AmericanRegret #MoreToCome
Also a WARM CONGRATULATIONS to #Canada!
#100Days #MAGA #AmericanRegret #MoreToCome
VLADOLPH PUTLER has not TAPPED me as I am UNTAPPABLE. And no, I dont have VLADDY issues. I just DON'T listen to what everyone has told me and knows, because I am a VERY STABLE GENIUS!
#MAGA #PersonWomanManCameraTV #Russia #ShouldaListened #Ukraine
#MAGA #PersonWomanManCameraTV #Russia #ShouldaListened #Ukraine
April 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
VLADOLPH PUTLER has not TAPPED me as I am UNTAPPABLE. And no, I dont have VLADDY issues. I just DON'T listen to what everyone has told me and knows, because I am a VERY STABLE GENIUS!
#MAGA #PersonWomanManCameraTV #Russia #ShouldaListened #Ukraine
#MAGA #PersonWomanManCameraTV #Russia #ShouldaListened #Ukraine
As this is POST number #45 I shall make it the SHITTIEST 45, the likes this world has never seen. 45 is the worst! The most vapid, orange bronzed but thin-skinned, tyrannical, vengeful 45 EVER. But my HAIR, glorious! Thanks to #ActBlue hair rinse.
#MAGA #45HugeProblemsBut47IsFarWorse #Trumped
#MAGA #45HugeProblemsBut47IsFarWorse #Trumped
April 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
As this is POST number #45 I shall make it the SHITTIEST 45, the likes this world has never seen. 45 is the worst! The most vapid, orange bronzed but thin-skinned, tyrannical, vengeful 45 EVER. But my HAIR, glorious! Thanks to #ActBlue hair rinse.
#MAGA #45HugeProblemsBut47IsFarWorse #Trumped
#MAGA #45HugeProblemsBut47IsFarWorse #Trumped
Look over there! #ActBlue #ShitShow #MakingShitUpToDistractEveryone #Samwell4Ever #FuckingMericaOverDaily #MAGA
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Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"
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April 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Clearly, when I instructed my AG to investigate #ActBlue, it is not what you think it is. It is to find out about how the blue rinse in hair products makes everyone MAGA! Florida is riddled with them! Also, BUY TRUMP COIN to win a dinner with ME!
#MAGA #LookOverThere #TrumpCoin #Suckers
#MAGA #LookOverThere #TrumpCoin #Suckers
April 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Clearly, when I instructed my AG to investigate #ActBlue, it is not what you think it is. It is to find out about how the blue rinse in hair products makes everyone MAGA! Florida is riddled with them! Also, BUY TRUMP COIN to win a dinner with ME!
#MAGA #LookOverThere #TrumpCoin #Suckers
#MAGA #LookOverThere #TrumpCoin #Suckers
I am VERY HARD for Vladolph Putler!
I want a president who is tougher on Putin than he is on Harvard.
April 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I am VERY HARD for Vladolph Putler!
Contrary to reports in the FAKE NEWS LAMESTREAM MEDIA, #KristiNoem is NOT #PeteHegseth in DRAG. The Pentagon make-up room is only for SNORTING massive rails of BLOW and trashing the status of the once-GREAT USofA! Making America Great Again, one eyeliner at a time.
#MAGA #DragRace #PentaBong
#MAGA #DragRace #PentaBong
April 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Contrary to reports in the FAKE NEWS LAMESTREAM MEDIA, #KristiNoem is NOT #PeteHegseth in DRAG. The Pentagon make-up room is only for SNORTING massive rails of BLOW and trashing the status of the once-GREAT USofA! Making America Great Again, one eyeliner at a time.
#MAGA #DragRace #PentaBong
#MAGA #DragRace #PentaBong
Reposted by 🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸
Pete Hegseth installed a make-up station at the Pentagon.
JD Vance loves a smoky dark eyeliner.
Trump cakes on orange base till he resembles an Oompa Loompa.
And these guys say LGBTQs are threatening gender norms?
JD Vance loves a smoky dark eyeliner.
Trump cakes on orange base till he resembles an Oompa Loompa.
And these guys say LGBTQs are threatening gender norms?
April 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Pete Hegseth installed a make-up station at the Pentagon.
JD Vance loves a smoky dark eyeliner.
Trump cakes on orange base till he resembles an Oompa Loompa.
And these guys say LGBTQs are threatening gender norms?
JD Vance loves a smoky dark eyeliner.
Trump cakes on orange base till he resembles an Oompa Loompa.
And these guys say LGBTQs are threatening gender norms?
Reposted by 🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸
I have informed my DEFENSE SECRETARY #PeteHegseth, the Captain Morgan’s of my INCREDIBLE and COMPETENT administration, that CLASSIFIED attack plans can only be shared on #OnlyFans. Thank you for your attention!
#MAGA #PeteThePisshead #DUIHire #StateSecretsOnOnlyFans
#MAGA #PeteThePisshead #DUIHire #StateSecretsOnOnlyFans
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I have informed my DEFENSE SECRETARY #PeteHegseth, the Captain Morgan’s of my INCREDIBLE and COMPETENT administration, that CLASSIFIED attack plans can only be shared on #OnlyFans. Thank you for your attention!
#MAGA #PeteThePisshead #DUIHire #StateSecretsOnOnlyFans
#MAGA #PeteThePisshead #DUIHire #StateSecretsOnOnlyFans
#JDVance and #LizTruss, whom both LOVE ME very much, are NOT responsible for killing the #QUEEN and #POPE. I don’t know how they both DIED within hours of meeting my minions, but it must be a COINCIDENCE.
#MAGA #LettucePray #JDPopeKiller
#MAGA #LettucePray #JDPopeKiller
April 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#JDVance and #LizTruss, whom both LOVE ME very much, are NOT responsible for killing the #QUEEN and #POPE. I don’t know how they both DIED within hours of meeting my minions, but it must be a COINCIDENCE.
#MAGA #LettucePray #JDPopeKiller
#MAGA #LettucePray #JDPopeKiller
#NancyMace from the GREAT district of Seroquel, is NOT only insane. She is, FROM what I hear, a PATRIOT with a Love for controversy. She learns from the BEST, ME.
NANCY MACE making AMERICA (not so) GREAT, daily.
#MAGA #MaceForMars
NANCY MACE making AMERICA (not so) GREAT, daily.
#MAGA #MaceForMars
April 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#NancyMace from the GREAT district of Seroquel, is NOT only insane. She is, FROM what I hear, a PATRIOT with a Love for controversy. She learns from the BEST, ME.
NANCY MACE making AMERICA (not so) GREAT, daily.
#MAGA #MaceForMars
NANCY MACE making AMERICA (not so) GREAT, daily.
#MAGA #MaceForMars
Having a TARRIFIC day! You’re welcome. And also CHINA and BIDEN. So CORRUPT, like this world has never seen. But CRYPTO, and HUNTER BIDEN.
#MAGA #TariffTuesday #401kSlay #Bukalaylee
#MAGA #TariffTuesday #401kSlay #Bukalaylee
April 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Having a TARRIFIC day! You’re welcome. And also CHINA and BIDEN. So CORRUPT, like this world has never seen. But CRYPTO, and HUNTER BIDEN.
#MAGA #TariffTuesday #401kSlay #Bukalaylee
#MAGA #TariffTuesday #401kSlay #Bukalaylee
Still a #ShitShow and a SHAGGY CUSACK to all my Jewish followers, even the ones WHO DIDNT VOTE FOR ME. And the RADICAL LEFT. WHOM my DOJ will PASSOVER because it’s NOT political. BIDEN, remember him, sniffed hair, remember that? He was political. Covfefe
#MAGA #ChagSameach
#MAGA #ChagSameach
April 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Still a #ShitShow and a SHAGGY CUSACK to all my Jewish followers, even the ones WHO DIDNT VOTE FOR ME. And the RADICAL LEFT. WHOM my DOJ will PASSOVER because it’s NOT political. BIDEN, remember him, sniffed hair, remember that? He was political. Covfefe
#MAGA #ChagSameach
#MAGA #ChagSameach
Making AMERICAN shower pressure GREAT again for my BEAUTIFUL -and many people say, ICONIC HAIR is TRULY one of the GREATEST THINGS my administration will do. I have the gratitude of all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#MAGA #ShowerPower #BigHair #LookOverThere #BigShowerConspiracy
#MAGA #ShowerPower #BigHair #LookOverThere #BigShowerConspiracy
April 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Making AMERICAN shower pressure GREAT again for my BEAUTIFUL -and many people say, ICONIC HAIR is TRULY one of the GREATEST THINGS my administration will do. I have the gratitude of all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#MAGA #ShowerPower #BigHair #LookOverThere #BigShowerConspiracy
#MAGA #ShowerPower #BigHair #LookOverThere #BigShowerConspiracy