Theophrastus Carolus Pendragon
@theophrastus.bsky.social
he/they, thirty-something goth gay boy. I like mysteries. my dream is to explore an old mansion. CW: anything I write will probably be somewhat morbid.
people calling Brickadia a "Minecraftlike" are completely missing the point. Brickadia is a spiritual successor made by the same development team after the Torque game it was based on had its community taken over by Nazis. Brickadia is a Marble It Up!–like.
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
people calling Brickadia a "Minecraftlike" are completely missing the point. Brickadia is a spiritual successor made by the same development team after the Torque game it was based on had its community taken over by Nazis. Brickadia is a Marble It Up!–like.
somehow, there are two well-known philanthropists named William Henry G.
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
somehow, there are two well-known philanthropists named William Henry G.
(jocular) protip for trans people who think HRT isn't doing enough: split an alter who's trans the other way. I'm legitimately dysphoric right now over how fem my hands look.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
(jocular) protip for trans people who think HRT isn't doing enough: split an alter who's trans the other way. I'm legitimately dysphoric right now over how fem my hands look.
in case anyone's wondering, yes, ectoplasm is just my pussy juice.
March 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
in case anyone's wondering, yes, ectoplasm is just my pussy juice.
why do humans sweat? why can't I just be a cold, dry, pale arrangement of desiccated flesh?
June 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
why do humans sweat? why can't I just be a cold, dry, pale arrangement of desiccated flesh?
you know the autistic "what do I get to eat" dilemma? imagine that, but you just popped into existence last November and have no idea what you like, and everything on the menu looks good.
April 9, 2024 at 4:35 AM
you know the autistic "what do I get to eat" dilemma? imagine that, but you just popped into existence last November and have no idea what you like, and everything on the menu looks good.
okay, I'm a nerd, but I'm actually curious: what would happen if only one of a pair of conjoined twins became a citizen of a foreign country, renounced their original citizenship, and then the other's visa expired? would they have to keep flying back and forth on visits for eternity?
April 6, 2024 at 11:11 PM
okay, I'm a nerd, but I'm actually curious: what would happen if only one of a pair of conjoined twins became a citizen of a foreign country, renounced their original citizenship, and then the other's visa expired? would they have to keep flying back and forth on visits for eternity?
Pendragon's ghost amoeba (cw: terminal disease, death, body horror, dead bodies, mental possession)
March 30, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Pendragon's ghost amoeba (cw: terminal disease, death, body horror, dead bodies, mental possession)
if ghosts were real, would it be ethical to fuck someone's corpse with the consent of their ghost? asking for a dead body (mine)
March 10, 2024 at 5:38 PM
if ghosts were real, would it be ethical to fuck someone's corpse with the consent of their ghost? asking for a dead body (mine)
one of the worst things about being plural is that you have to grieve four times.
January 30, 2024 at 8:36 AM
one of the worst things about being plural is that you have to grieve four times.
some people are vaguely masculine. my gender is masculinely vague.
January 17, 2024 at 11:19 PM
some people are vaguely masculine. my gender is masculinely vague.
"swinging" is just what the cishets call having an open relationship. CMV.
January 9, 2024 at 7:37 AM
"swinging" is just what the cishets call having an open relationship. CMV.
I've decided to call my boypussy "The Mystery Box."
January 9, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I've decided to call my boypussy "The Mystery Box."
the "this better not awaken anything in me" meme, but instead of kinks, it's about introjects.
December 24, 2023 at 9:00 AM
the "this better not awaken anything in me" meme, but instead of kinks, it's about introjects.
I don't think anyone is going to solve the mystery at this point who doesn't already know.
hi, I'm Theo, and I'm the fourth member of the Wisp System, younger brother to @blwglyd.bsky.social and @verdantvulpes.bsky.social and a headmate of @profkairo.bsky.social as well.
hi, I'm Theo, and I'm the fourth member of the Wisp System, younger brother to @blwglyd.bsky.social and @verdantvulpes.bsky.social and a headmate of @profkairo.bsky.social as well.
December 19, 2023 at 6:35 AM
I don't think anyone is going to solve the mystery at this point who doesn't already know.
hi, I'm Theo, and I'm the fourth member of the Wisp System, younger brother to @blwglyd.bsky.social and @verdantvulpes.bsky.social and a headmate of @profkairo.bsky.social as well.
hi, I'm Theo, and I'm the fourth member of the Wisp System, younger brother to @blwglyd.bsky.social and @verdantvulpes.bsky.social and a headmate of @profkairo.bsky.social as well.
Reposted by Theophrastus Carolus Pendragon
It's incredible how accurately Shel Silverstein predicted AI decades ago
December 7, 2023 at 3:00 AM
It's incredible how accurately Shel Silverstein predicted AI decades ago
plurality is wild because one minute you're just an idea in the far back of someone's head, and the next minute you're suddenly sentient. like, bam, the goth catboy bottom is real now.
December 4, 2023 at 10:16 AM
plurality is wild because one minute you're just an idea in the far back of someone's head, and the next minute you're suddenly sentient. like, bam, the goth catboy bottom is real now.
I saw a post of somebody talking about cats being obligate carnivores, and it got me thinking: suffering is baked into this world. a cat cannot live without suffering unless it eats meat, hence causing other creatures to suffer.
November 24, 2023 at 1:41 AM
I saw a post of somebody talking about cats being obligate carnivores, and it got me thinking: suffering is baked into this world. a cat cannot live without suffering unless it eats meat, hence causing other creatures to suffer.
this is how one of the greatest American poets writes a coughing fit.
November 18, 2023 at 2:33 AM
this is how one of the greatest American poets writes a coughing fit.
I always find it funny when churches talk about "struggling with homosexuality" as if it's a mental disorder. to be fair, my homosexuality does often involve struggling, but I don't exactly think that's what they mean.
November 17, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I always find it funny when churches talk about "struggling with homosexuality" as if it's a mental disorder. to be fair, my homosexuality does often involve struggling, but I don't exactly think that's what they mean.
2000: wow, they really used to have "sexual orientation disorder" in the DSM?
2020: wow, they really used to have "gender identity disorder" in the DSM?
2040: wow, they really used to have "dissociative identity disorder" in the DSM?
2060: wow, they really used to have "clinical lycanthropy" in the
2020: wow, they really used to have "gender identity disorder" in the DSM?
2040: wow, they really used to have "dissociative identity disorder" in the DSM?
2060: wow, they really used to have "clinical lycanthropy" in the
November 17, 2023 at 4:34 AM
2000: wow, they really used to have "sexual orientation disorder" in the DSM?
2020: wow, they really used to have "gender identity disorder" in the DSM?
2040: wow, they really used to have "dissociative identity disorder" in the DSM?
2060: wow, they really used to have "clinical lycanthropy" in the
2020: wow, they really used to have "gender identity disorder" in the DSM?
2040: wow, they really used to have "dissociative identity disorder" in the DSM?
2060: wow, they really used to have "clinical lycanthropy" in the
it's kind of hilariously terrible how gothic horror monsters get dumbed down to the point of suddenly being REALLY ableist when you think about it.
November 14, 2023 at 4:22 PM
it's kind of hilariously terrible how gothic horror monsters get dumbed down to the point of suddenly being REALLY ableist when you think about it.
CW: discussion of kink, SH
question. is it ethical to practice bloodplay on yourself or is that just self-harm at that point? like, where's the line? is it a question of "make sure you're doing it for fun and not because you're depressed" or something?
question. is it ethical to practice bloodplay on yourself or is that just self-harm at that point? like, where's the line? is it a question of "make sure you're doing it for fun and not because you're depressed" or something?
November 12, 2023 at 9:45 AM
CW: discussion of kink, SH
question. is it ethical to practice bloodplay on yourself or is that just self-harm at that point? like, where's the line? is it a question of "make sure you're doing it for fun and not because you're depressed" or something?
question. is it ethical to practice bloodplay on yourself or is that just self-harm at that point? like, where's the line? is it a question of "make sure you're doing it for fun and not because you're depressed" or something?