Soupus Mannus
@theonlysoupman.bsky.social
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There is a cricket behind one of the freezers at work. Mocking my silence with its song
August 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There is a cricket behind one of the freezers at work. Mocking my silence with its song
What am I up to before I go to work? I’m at the park taking pictures of bees. I’m smelling the flowers. I’m stepping on crunchy leaves. Wtf else would I be doing.
July 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What am I up to before I go to work? I’m at the park taking pictures of bees. I’m smelling the flowers. I’m stepping on crunchy leaves. Wtf else would I be doing.
Unfortunately not wanting to talk to someone/ have them talk to you requires that you do in fact- talk to them and say so- and only then will world peace be achieved and we can get back to throwing the greatest party this town has ever seen
July 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Unfortunately not wanting to talk to someone/ have them talk to you requires that you do in fact- talk to them and say so- and only then will world peace be achieved and we can get back to throwing the greatest party this town has ever seen
Got home from work and mixed some beef stew with mashed potatoes for dinner. Really wish I had a crunchy loaf of homemade bread. Maybe a lit candle or two. Perhaps a bard
April 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Got home from work and mixed some beef stew with mashed potatoes for dinner. Really wish I had a crunchy loaf of homemade bread. Maybe a lit candle or two. Perhaps a bard
Somebody just drove by my house absolutely blasting Believe by Cher- shout out Doppler effect shout out summer time
April 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Somebody just drove by my house absolutely blasting Believe by Cher- shout out Doppler effect shout out summer time
Easter on 4/20 this year everybody blazing it biblical style (I know nothing about weed and next to nothing about big J man)
April 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Easter on 4/20 this year everybody blazing it biblical style (I know nothing about weed and next to nothing about big J man)
I tried to watch Flow with my mom and couldn’t even get like 20 minutes in I was crying too hard… my heart cannot handle the kitty struggle movie :-(
April 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I tried to watch Flow with my mom and couldn’t even get like 20 minutes in I was crying too hard… my heart cannot handle the kitty struggle movie :-(
I got da gold sticker on my banana!!!!!!!!!
March 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I got da gold sticker on my banana!!!!!!!!!
Thinkin about chameleons and their little hands
February 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Thinkin about chameleons and their little hands
Explained the Kendrick vs Drake beef to my mom before watching the halftime show so we could both enjoy Kendrick calling him a Pword on live TV
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Explained the Kendrick vs Drake beef to my mom before watching the halftime show so we could both enjoy Kendrick calling him a Pword on live TV
Nami followed the sun to every window today- and Ged just wanted to be included lol
February 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nami followed the sun to every window today- and Ged just wanted to be included lol
Ya see I love all critters that skitter, but videos of those big ass leaf bugs always heebies my jeebies…………
January 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ya see I love all critters that skitter, but videos of those big ass leaf bugs always heebies my jeebies…………
I finished making the Sophie hood pattern by petite knit- needless to say I have a digital stitch counter coming in the mail
January 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I finished making the Sophie hood pattern by petite knit- needless to say I have a digital stitch counter coming in the mail
I’m all caught up to The Apothecary Diaries anime- is it weird to say I forget how much I enjoy watching anime sometimes??
January 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m all caught up to The Apothecary Diaries anime- is it weird to say I forget how much I enjoy watching anime sometimes??
Those shakers with different seasonings for your popcorn. They never stick. Neeeeever stick. You’d think they’d improve the formula after all this time but nooooo. It sinks right to the bottom. Barely a cheese flavored sneeze
January 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Those shakers with different seasonings for your popcorn. They never stick. Neeeeever stick. You’d think they’d improve the formula after all this time but nooooo. It sinks right to the bottom. Barely a cheese flavored sneeze
Well that was fast. Tiktok opened like normal- but I’m still going to post other places. Like I do not trust that orange menace to keep any promises.
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Well that was fast. Tiktok opened like normal- but I’m still going to post other places. Like I do not trust that orange menace to keep any promises.
RIP tiktok. It’s looking like Bluesky is to be my main yapping app for the foreseeable future. I’m overwhelmed by the constant flood of conflicting news, so I’m going to focus on doing fun stuff instead. Maybe do another exploring Webkinz or Balatro stream on Twitch. Idk. I’m very sad :-(
January 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
RIP tiktok. It’s looking like Bluesky is to be my main yapping app for the foreseeable future. I’m overwhelmed by the constant flood of conflicting news, so I’m going to focus on doing fun stuff instead. Maybe do another exploring Webkinz or Balatro stream on Twitch. Idk. I’m very sad :-(
Mister Geddy with a scratch on his nose still looking very handsome
January 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Mister Geddy with a scratch on his nose still looking very handsome
I’d also like to say that I’m okay if tiktok “has my data” because it’s been 4 years and nothing bad has happened to me. And their terms of service are in English so I CAN make an informed decision. Rednote is practically all Mandrin. Even if it is safe- I don’t know! I can’t read it! Skill issue!
January 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’d also like to say that I’m okay if tiktok “has my data” because it’s been 4 years and nothing bad has happened to me. And their terms of service are in English so I CAN make an informed decision. Rednote is practically all Mandrin. Even if it is safe- I don’t know! I can’t read it! Skill issue!
I’m gonna crash out fr I don’t want to download any more apps. I don’t want to download rednote “for the bit” like I’m TIRED and I’m SAD and I genuinely don’t like having all these accounts and passwords because it makes me nervous
January 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m gonna crash out fr I don’t want to download any more apps. I don’t want to download rednote “for the bit” like I’m TIRED and I’m SAD and I genuinely don’t like having all these accounts and passwords because it makes me nervous
A little over a week back on Lexapro and lemme tell you- I have next to no idea what I’ve been doing for the past 4 months. As far as I know, it was all a bad dream💤
January 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A little over a week back on Lexapro and lemme tell you- I have next to no idea what I’ve been doing for the past 4 months. As far as I know, it was all a bad dream💤
I think I need to change my antidepressant before I walk into the river and become one with the salmon. I am not well🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I think I need to change my antidepressant before I walk into the river and become one with the salmon. I am not well🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
I pulled 4 consecutive all-nighters in order to knit a pair of mittens for my mom and ALSO learn how to knit in the first place. I am so tired, but they are done!
December 22, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I pulled 4 consecutive all-nighters in order to knit a pair of mittens for my mom and ALSO learn how to knit in the first place. I am so tired, but they are done!
If I were to go back to college and actually finish my degree, I’d be handwriting all my assignments. Using AI to check for AI- reject modernity, return to parchment.
December 14, 2024 at 7:47 AM
If I were to go back to college and actually finish my degree, I’d be handwriting all my assignments. Using AI to check for AI- reject modernity, return to parchment.
Btw, yapping at 3am is my specialty. Those who’ve been on my lives before know this all too well
December 13, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Btw, yapping at 3am is my specialty. Those who’ve been on my lives before know this all too well