Theo Karatzas
@theokaratzas.bsky.social
"Return of the Mack" gets stuck in my head at least once a week.
Who is Sianne Ngai’s publicist because she has been absolutely everywhere I turn lately!
March 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Who is Sianne Ngai’s publicist because she has been absolutely everywhere I turn lately!
Every Nicholas Cage movie is the same movie but different.
March 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Every Nicholas Cage movie is the same movie but different.
Ladies and femmes, who’s making the best underwear these days? Postpartum me is ready for some new underwear and I want something nice, comfy, and sustainable!
February 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ladies and femmes, who’s making the best underwear these days? Postpartum me is ready for some new underwear and I want something nice, comfy, and sustainable!
Had a baby 2 and a half weeks ago and have eaten approximately half my body weight in cured meats since then.
February 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Had a baby 2 and a half weeks ago and have eaten approximately half my body weight in cured meats since then.
As soon as I have this baby, I am going to eat so much smoked fish and salami. Just you wait…
February 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
As soon as I have this baby, I am going to eat so much smoked fish and salami. Just you wait…
I don't work in music full-time anymore, so I am less invested in the Grammys these days (beyond cheering when I see folks I know and used to work with win), but hell yes, Sheila E! www.stereogum.com/2295306/shei...
Sheila E. Wins Her First Grammy 40 Years After First Nomination
Sheila E. is a Grammy winner for the first time. The legendary singer, drummer, Escovedo family member, and Prince collaborator claimed her first Grammy Award in the Best Global Music Performance cate...
www.stereogum.com
February 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I don't work in music full-time anymore, so I am less invested in the Grammys these days (beyond cheering when I see folks I know and used to work with win), but hell yes, Sheila E! www.stereogum.com/2295306/shei...
As if I didn’t need more reasons to hate PG&E, I came across this on my walk today. Our sidewalks are already not in great shape, way to make them even more inaccessible y’all 🤦🏻♀️
January 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
As if I didn’t need more reasons to hate PG&E, I came across this on my walk today. Our sidewalks are already not in great shape, way to make them even more inaccessible y’all 🤦🏻♀️
Somebody thought they were real smart for this one. Just stop locking stuff up!
“To use the feature, customers need to be logged into the CVS app, connected to the store’s Wi-Fi, and have Bluetooth turned on.”
CVS is giving customers the power to unlock items — but there's a catch
CVS Health (CVS) is testing a new app feature that could make shopping at its stores a little more convenient — assuming you’re willing to jump through a few hoops first.
finance.yahoo.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Somebody thought they were real smart for this one. Just stop locking stuff up!
Stay safe LA friends. Everything looks terrifying and I am so heartbroken for everyone down there dealing with these godawful fires.
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Stay safe LA friends. Everything looks terrifying and I am so heartbroken for everyone down there dealing with these godawful fires.
You know what's not helpful advice for someone when they're worried about something? Telling them to just try not worrying about it!
January 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You know what's not helpful advice for someone when they're worried about something? Telling them to just try not worrying about it!
10/10 would totally lose it if I ran into this crew on the streets 😍
December 31, 2024 at 8:37 PM
10/10 would totally lose it if I ran into this crew on the streets 😍
Truly still not processing the fact that tomorrow is the last day of the year.
December 31, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Truly still not processing the fact that tomorrow is the last day of the year.
What were the best books you read this year? I wanna hear about any life-changing novels, riveting nonfiction, or moving memoirs!
December 30, 2024 at 4:17 PM
What were the best books you read this year? I wanna hear about any life-changing novels, riveting nonfiction, or moving memoirs!
“Are you still pressing buttons on your appliance” is some iconic UX writing.
My dishwasher wants me to check in with it on the app.
December 28, 2024 at 2:43 AM
“Are you still pressing buttons on your appliance” is some iconic UX writing.
“Youll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:34 PM
“Youll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I too would like to live in a community where the donkeys are cheap as hell. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
A Thirty-Year-Old Man Today vs. a Thirty-Year-Old Man in 1884
Entertainment Today: Watches television shows about people gossiping, fighting, and having sex. Entertainment in 1884: Gossiping, fighting, and having sex.
www.newyorker.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I too would like to live in a community where the donkeys are cheap as hell. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Every presentation I give is just me gasping for air in between sentences because I am very bad at remembering to breathe.
December 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Every presentation I give is just me gasping for air in between sentences because I am very bad at remembering to breathe.
Get the expensive hummus. You’re worth it.
December 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Get the expensive hummus. You’re worth it.
In more fun music news, my mom talked me into buying a piano so now I own a 6 ft grand piano and have to learn how to play again 😅
December 12, 2024 at 7:59 PM
In more fun music news, my mom talked me into buying a piano so now I own a 6 ft grand piano and have to learn how to play again 😅
This is embarrassing and also deeply depressing to see so much money and resources being thrown at weird rich people “art” when our community arts programs are struggling just to survive.
Welcome to a secret, underground Silicon Valley performance with an audience composed of venture capitalists, US military and intelligence agency officials, physicists for the opening of a nuclear fusion energy startup.
Computer scientist and musician Jaron Lanier writes about his performance:
Computer scientist and musician Jaron Lanier writes about his performance:
Inside a Fusion Startup's Insane, Top-Secret Opening Ceremony
Robots! Huge capacitors! A pianist-programmer of impossible skill! One of Silicon Valley's formative figures takes the stage at a wild event.
www.wired.com
December 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM
This is embarrassing and also deeply depressing to see so much money and resources being thrown at weird rich people “art” when our community arts programs are struggling just to survive.
Mentally I am here.
December 12, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Mentally I am here.
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![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe@jpeg)
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What possesses people to put their feet up on empty train seats? Am I the only one who finds this kinda rude and deeply disgusting?
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 AM
What possesses people to put their feet up on empty train seats? Am I the only one who finds this kinda rude and deeply disgusting?
Haven’t stopped thinking about this since I read it a few days ago. An essential read and a heartbreaking glimpse into the precarity of life for many in America today. www.esquire.com/news-politic...
My Life As a Homeless Man in America
An extraordinary firsthand account.
www.esquire.com
November 30, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Haven’t stopped thinking about this since I read it a few days ago. An essential read and a heartbreaking glimpse into the precarity of life for many in America today. www.esquire.com/news-politic...