Theodore Bronev
@theodorebronev.bsky.social
Six year old orphan.
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Dimitri made me a 'straw page'...!
It sounds fun! He let me draw my orange sheep...!
theodorebronev.straw.page
It sounds fun! He let me draw my orange sheep...!
theodorebronev.straw.page
It's pretty tonight.
May 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's pretty tonight.
I see you!...
Are you hurt?
. . .
Can you speak any louder?
I can barely hear you!
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The air is so cold around you...! Aren't you cold too?...
Are you hurt?
. . .
Can you speak any louder?
I can barely hear you!
. . .
The air is so cold around you...! Aren't you cold too?...
April 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I see you!...
Are you hurt?
. . .
Can you speak any louder?
I can barely hear you!
. . .
The air is so cold around you...! Aren't you cold too?...
Are you hurt?
. . .
Can you speak any louder?
I can barely hear you!
. . .
The air is so cold around you...! Aren't you cold too?...
Hello!
Who are you?
. . .
That is a nice name. My name is
Who are you?
. . .
That is a nice name. My name is
April 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Hello!
Who are you?
. . .
That is a nice name. My name is
Who are you?
. . .
That is a nice name. My name is
My new friend! And Mister Sheep.
April 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My new friend! And Mister Sheep.
New crayons! I'm going to draw my new friend.
April 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
New crayons! I'm going to draw my new friend.
The white snakes were in my dream again. I thought they were gone forever... I don't want to see them anymore...
April 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The white snakes were in my dream again. I thought they were gone forever... I don't want to see them anymore...
It's been harder to sleep lately...
April 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It's been harder to sleep lately...
I love sugar I love sugar I love sugar I love sugar I love sugar
April 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love sugar I love sugar I love sugar I love sugar I love sugar
Reposted by Theodore Bronev
OKAY SO IT DID WORK. I COULD SEE YOU PERFECTLY CLEAR. ONLY I BELIEVE THE CHIP HAS SOMEHOW HINDERED MY ABILITY TO PLACE MY THOUGHTS ON PAPER. IN OTHER WORDS IM SHIT AT DRAWING NOW. I HAVE TO GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD PRONTO. I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRAW PLANS.
April 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
OKAY SO IT DID WORK. I COULD SEE YOU PERFECTLY CLEAR. ONLY I BELIEVE THE CHIP HAS SOMEHOW HINDERED MY ABILITY TO PLACE MY THOUGHTS ON PAPER. IN OTHER WORDS IM SHIT AT DRAWING NOW. I HAVE TO GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD PRONTO. I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRAW PLANS.
What's going on? Is everyone okay...?
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What's going on? Is everyone okay...?
Theo and Papa's kite! That's what I want to name it.
April 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Theo and Papa's kite! That's what I want to name it.
I think I'm getting a little better now. Papa says it's not contagious. My head still hurts sometimes, but that's okay!
I wonder if Papa feels like flying a kite. I like kites. Maybe if I draw him a kite he'd see how fun they are.
I wonder if Papa feels like flying a kite. I like kites. Maybe if I draw him a kite he'd see how fun they are.
April 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think I'm getting a little better now. Papa says it's not contagious. My head still hurts sometimes, but that's okay!
I wonder if Papa feels like flying a kite. I like kites. Maybe if I draw him a kite he'd see how fun they are.
I wonder if Papa feels like flying a kite. I like kites. Maybe if I draw him a kite he'd see how fun they are.
papa won't be quiet.
April 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
papa won't be quiet.
Oh! I call Mama 'Mama' now... I just wasn't... I wasn't sure if I should...! Mama and Papa love me though. And I love them...! I know that now. I know that's what they are to me.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh! I call Mama 'Mama' now... I just wasn't... I wasn't sure if I should...! Mama and Papa love me though. And I love them...! I know that now. I know that's what they are to me.
What is a wanker?
February 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What is a wanker?
Help! Papa, Mama, Miss Brenda...!?
Randall's hurt! Really bad...! He says he's with a creature...
Randall's hurt! Really bad...! He says he's with a creature...
February 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Help! Papa, Mama, Miss Brenda...!?
Randall's hurt! Really bad...! He says he's with a creature...
Randall's hurt! Really bad...! He says he's with a creature...
I feel like I'm forgetting something... Something's missing!...
Oh, it hurts to turn my head too fast... I should stay in bed...
Oh, it hurts to turn my head too fast... I should stay in bed...
February 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I feel like I'm forgetting something... Something's missing!...
Oh, it hurts to turn my head too fast... I should stay in bed...
Oh, it hurts to turn my head too fast... I should stay in bed...
It's a puppy!... I feel like I've seen you before... Are you lost?
February 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's a puppy!... I feel like I've seen you before... Are you lost?
I miss you, too.
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...What...? I just got really dizzy all of a sudden... I think I... I think I need to lay down... O-or take a nap... I feel sick.
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...What...? I just got really dizzy all of a sudden... I think I... I think I need to lay down... O-or take a nap... I feel sick.
February 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I miss you, too.
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...What...? I just got really dizzy all of a sudden... I think I... I think I need to lay down... O-or take a nap... I feel sick.
...
...What...? I just got really dizzy all of a sudden... I think I... I think I need to lay down... O-or take a nap... I feel sick.
Is that me?! It's such a good drawing! And Mister Sheep...! I love it so much, thank you! I want to keep it forever.
February 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is that me?! It's such a good drawing! And Mister Sheep...! I love it so much, thank you! I want to keep it forever.
I love cake! Thank you, Miss Linka! Is Groove Coaster a town...? Is it far from London?
February 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I love cake! Thank you, Miss Linka! Is Groove Coaster a town...? Is it far from London?
You got me? Am I it? You better run! I'm gonna get you back!
February 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You got me? Am I it? You better run! I'm gonna get you back!
Greg! This reminds me that I have to go see him! I always read to him when I'm at Randall's... I think it looks just like him!
February 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Greg! This reminds me that I have to go see him! I always read to him when I'm at Randall's... I think it looks just like him!