Jen
@thenextmartha.bsky.social
Marginally talented with no grift in sight.
Illinois 💙
Gardening
Halloween and Side Eyeing
Illinois 💙
Gardening
Halloween and Side Eyeing
Mexico is inventing new plastic out of cactus and the US is dismantling science standards.
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Mexico is inventing new plastic out of cactus and the US is dismantling science standards.
I need a list of media that isn’t right owned. Is that only international now?
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I need a list of media that isn’t right owned. Is that only international now?
What a time for my kids to not be nepo babies.
March 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What a time for my kids to not be nepo babies.
I’d like one less hour of today, not yesterday.
March 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’d like one less hour of today, not yesterday.
Has a trade war ever worked out for the US?
March 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Has a trade war ever worked out for the US?
There’s an East Ohio town that has students with incredible reading abilities. One thing they do is put readers in the level they are- so a 5yo reading at 3rd grade level would go to 3rd for reading. Amazing
March 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There’s an East Ohio town that has students with incredible reading abilities. One thing they do is put readers in the level they are- so a 5yo reading at 3rd grade level would go to 3rd for reading. Amazing
Who knew that my son having an extra measles vax would be a flex some day.
February 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Who knew that my son having an extra measles vax would be a flex some day.
Imagine admitting that you accidentally cancelled Ebola prevention and still having a job.
February 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Imagine admitting that you accidentally cancelled Ebola prevention and still having a job.
What did your college kid do today?
February 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What did your college kid do today?
What are you all doing with more than a dozen eggs a week? We don’t even go through one.
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What are you all doing with more than a dozen eggs a week? We don’t even go through one.
Why is the Dept of Ed asking when we’re filling out the FAFSA when we already did.
February 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Why is the Dept of Ed asking when we’re filling out the FAFSA when we already did.
TN farmers speaking out about their cancelled federal contracts is a FO Chefs Kiss. To be clear, I’m not happy for them but saw one *almost* admit that he didn’t know these bad things were for his kind too.
February 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
TN farmers speaking out about their cancelled federal contracts is a FO Chefs Kiss. To be clear, I’m not happy for them but saw one *almost* admit that he didn’t know these bad things were for his kind too.
I don’t mean to brag but neither of my kids are baptized.
February 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I don’t mean to brag but neither of my kids are baptized.
“Sorry I missed your call, I’m not taking any breaking news at this moment.”
February 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“Sorry I missed your call, I’m not taking any breaking news at this moment.”
Guess I’ll make guacamole today for dinner. Avocados are only for billionaires after tariffs.
January 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Guess I’ll make guacamole today for dinner. Avocados are only for billionaires after tariffs.
If you’re going to post something with a disclaimer of “I didn’t fact check this” then how about you just don’t post it.
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you’re going to post something with a disclaimer of “I didn’t fact check this” then how about you just don’t post it.
Today a girl on a scooter rode past me and said “Hola!” And I said “Hola! Como Esta!?” It’s not that hard, people.
January 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Today a girl on a scooter rode past me and said “Hola!” And I said “Hola! Como Esta!?” It’s not that hard, people.
I asked my son if he ever used AI for school (UChicago.) He said not even once. Hasn’t even been tempted.
January 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I asked my son if he ever used AI for school (UChicago.) He said not even once. Hasn’t even been tempted.
Asked my husband if he wanted to take a road trip to get a 3 foot doll and he was like- let’s go
That’s how you get to 30 years
That’s how you get to 30 years
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Asked my husband if he wanted to take a road trip to get a 3 foot doll and he was like- let’s go
That’s how you get to 30 years
That’s how you get to 30 years
There were half as many marshmallows in my Lucky Charms cereal than there should be. Shrinkflation unlucky charms.
January 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There were half as many marshmallows in my Lucky Charms cereal than there should be. Shrinkflation unlucky charms.
My sons college has a DEI program to find rural students. Oh well.
January 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My sons college has a DEI program to find rural students. Oh well.
So far the president has made clear what things he’d like to cut. But let’s ask ourselves where that cut money is going to go. I’ve yet to see anything substantial.
January 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So far the president has made clear what things he’d like to cut. But let’s ask ourselves where that cut money is going to go. I’ve yet to see anything substantial.
I don’t pass along a lot of msm news as I have to check sources and make sure for accuracy. Media literacy matters in our house.
January 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I don’t pass along a lot of msm news as I have to check sources and make sure for accuracy. Media literacy matters in our house.
If you have a liberal/Dem friend in America, reach out. We are not ok.
January 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If you have a liberal/Dem friend in America, reach out. We are not ok.
Trump has had 2 peaceful transitions given to him.
He has given none.
He has given none.
January 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Trump has had 2 peaceful transitions given to him.
He has given none.
He has given none.