Narwaffle
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So if you clone someone with DNA it won't be a physical clone, it'll be a genetic clone. Does that mean if you're circumcised your clone would be uncircumcised?
June 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So if you clone someone with DNA it won't be a physical clone, it'll be a genetic clone. Does that mean if you're circumcised your clone would be uncircumcised?
Y'all think they were fucking on Wife Swap
May 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Y'all think they were fucking on Wife Swap
Just visualized slamming a lizard against the ground so hard that it explodes
May 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just visualized slamming a lizard against the ground so hard that it explodes
If you drink 100 beers in one night, you learn the truth about religion.
Your liver explodes? That's the evil spirit trying to prevent you from attaining true enlightenment. Keep drinking.
Your liver explodes? That's the evil spirit trying to prevent you from attaining true enlightenment. Keep drinking.
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you drink 100 beers in one night, you learn the truth about religion.
Your liver explodes? That's the evil spirit trying to prevent you from attaining true enlightenment. Keep drinking.
Your liver explodes? That's the evil spirit trying to prevent you from attaining true enlightenment. Keep drinking.
I got nervous ordering at McDonald's the other day so I scratched my gums so hard they bled and then spit all over the cashier. They don't like it when you do that
February 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I got nervous ordering at McDonald's the other day so I scratched my gums so hard they bled and then spit all over the cashier. They don't like it when you do that
Going to the gym not to improve myself, but to put myself in the same league as women that look like Arcueid Brunestud
January 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Going to the gym not to improve myself, but to put myself in the same league as women that look like Arcueid Brunestud
I have this theory that the more physically attractive you are, the more degenerate shit you can get away with. To prove this, I'm going to get super buff then buy 100s of anime figurines and body pillows.
January 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I have this theory that the more physically attractive you are, the more degenerate shit you can get away with. To prove this, I'm going to get super buff then buy 100s of anime figurines and body pillows.
What if one day you typed in "person eating an orange" into an AI image generator and it spat out a perfect rendition of you eating an orange? I'd blow up my computer
Apple has opted iOS and MacOS users into an AI photo scanning feature which tries to extract landmarks from your photos called Enhanced Visual Search by default with little notice.
www.theregister.com/2025/01/03/a...
www.theregister.com/2025/01/03/a...
Apple opts everyone into having their Photos analyzed by AI
Homomorphic-based Enhanced Visual Search is so privacy-preserving, iPhone giant activated it without asking
www.theregister.com
January 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What if one day you typed in "person eating an orange" into an AI image generator and it spat out a perfect rendition of you eating an orange? I'd blow up my computer
I really wish more games had the gall that Shadow the Hedgehog does to have 326 routes but not have one of them tell an actually coherent story
January 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I really wish more games had the gall that Shadow the Hedgehog does to have 326 routes but not have one of them tell an actually coherent story
Everytime I go on Hinge I have to control myself from saying ridiculous shit. Your ideal date is watching a movie together? Well I have this amazing movie called "5 hour car crash compilation" we can watch do you love me yet
November 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Everytime I go on Hinge I have to control myself from saying ridiculous shit. Your ideal date is watching a movie together? Well I have this amazing movie called "5 hour car crash compilation" we can watch do you love me yet
Sitting in the corner of the party thinking I'm cool and mysterious meanwhile everyone keeps talking about how I smell of gangrene
November 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Sitting in the corner of the party thinking I'm cool and mysterious meanwhile everyone keeps talking about how I smell of gangrene
I wonder how the lady who owned the Doge dog feels about everything
November 13, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I wonder how the lady who owned the Doge dog feels about everything
I felt embarrassed explaining Pokemon to my parents as a kid I refuse to think about kids having to explain "I like my cheese drippy bruh" and what quandale dingle means
November 12, 2024 at 6:36 AM
I felt embarrassed explaining Pokemon to my parents as a kid I refuse to think about kids having to explain "I like my cheese drippy bruh" and what quandale dingle means
I unironically think I could beat Goku in a fight. He's just never met a guy like me before
November 9, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I unironically think I could beat Goku in a fight. He's just never met a guy like me before
*me seeing a 6 foot tall woman* woah I think I'm in love *me seeing another 6 foot tall woman* woah I think I'm in love *me seeing another 6 foot tall woman* woah I think I'm in love *me seeing another 6 foot tall woman* woah I think I'm in love *me seeing another 6 foot tall woma
November 9, 2024 at 4:33 AM
*me seeing a 6 foot tall woman* woah I think I'm in love *me seeing another 6 foot tall woman* woah I think I'm in love *me seeing another 6 foot tall woman* woah I think I'm in love *me seeing another 6 foot tall woman* woah I think I'm in love *me seeing another 6 foot tall woma