Skylar 🏳️⚧️
@thenamesskylar.bsky.social
Various unhinged thoughts, read at your own risk.
Does a wet dream mean you fail No Nut November
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Does a wet dream mean you fail No Nut November
I stayed up watching this just to shout "NO" loud enough to wake up my roommate I think
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I stayed up watching this just to shout "NO" loud enough to wake up my roommate I think
Wondering how quickly a biography of me would get R-rated if it was a film
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Wondering how quickly a biography of me would get R-rated if it was a film
When they said smashing pumpkins this isn't what I had in mind.
October 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When they said smashing pumpkins this isn't what I had in mind.
Just played my favorite game of "Penis or Pipebomb" with TSA and got the world's shittiest handjob out of it.
September 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just played my favorite game of "Penis or Pipebomb" with TSA and got the world's shittiest handjob out of it.
If :3 is a cat, then :4 is a mouse
September 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If :3 is a cat, then :4 is a mouse
Todaybor Day is Labor Day.
September 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Todaybor Day is Labor Day.
Just saw someone on the side of the road using a VHS camcorder.
The fucking hit of nostalgia was wild.
The fucking hit of nostalgia was wild.
July 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just saw someone on the side of the road using a VHS camcorder.
The fucking hit of nostalgia was wild.
The fucking hit of nostalgia was wild.
The wild thing about being a top is that if a bottom finds out they just start running like a lost puppy. Like what do they think going ":3" and "Mommy uwu" is going to do, huh?
All you have to do is just look at them a certain way and they're already squealing. They're so easy it's not even funny
All you have to do is just look at them a certain way and they're already squealing. They're so easy it's not even funny
July 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The wild thing about being a top is that if a bottom finds out they just start running like a lost puppy. Like what do they think going ":3" and "Mommy uwu" is going to do, huh?
All you have to do is just look at them a certain way and they're already squealing. They're so easy it's not even funny
All you have to do is just look at them a certain way and they're already squealing. They're so easy it's not even funny
Coming to the realization that I could just sell pictures of my feet
May 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Coming to the realization that I could just sell pictures of my feet
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As an Episcopalian, I'm proud of the stands the church continues to hold. From the inauguration to this latest travesty.
May 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
As an Episcopalian, I'm proud of the stands the church continues to hold. From the inauguration to this latest travesty.
Are you bad at making decisions or did you grow up constantly being told you were doing things wrong that you choose to do nothing instead?
May 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Are you bad at making decisions or did you grow up constantly being told you were doing things wrong that you choose to do nothing instead?
When people ask me what is wrong with me and then I ask how much time they have, it's a very serious question and I am wishing someone would listen.
In no order but it can be said this way:
The worlds fucked
People are fucked
I'm fucked
I want to get fucked
Things beyond my control are fucked
In no order but it can be said this way:
The worlds fucked
People are fucked
I'm fucked
I want to get fucked
Things beyond my control are fucked
March 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When people ask me what is wrong with me and then I ask how much time they have, it's a very serious question and I am wishing someone would listen.
In no order but it can be said this way:
The worlds fucked
People are fucked
I'm fucked
I want to get fucked
Things beyond my control are fucked
In no order but it can be said this way:
The worlds fucked
People are fucked
I'm fucked
I want to get fucked
Things beyond my control are fucked
I wonder if trans fat are going to get banned in the US
March 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I wonder if trans fat are going to get banned in the US
Shitty AI images from Congress cool thanks
February 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Shitty AI images from Congress cool thanks
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Stop doomscrolling for a second and look at this absolute unit that visited me earlier today
February 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Stop doomscrolling for a second and look at this absolute unit that visited me earlier today
Is it necrophilia if it's with someone that's dead on the inside
February 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is it necrophilia if it's with someone that's dead on the inside
If republican men are the top consumers of trans videos I might as well cash in on the market.
February 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If republican men are the top consumers of trans videos I might as well cash in on the market.
This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is...
February 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is...
If losing sleep was an Olympic sport I'd probably be on the podium
February 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If losing sleep was an Olympic sport I'd probably be on the podium
Mental stability ain't got nothing on laying in bed for 4 hours thinking about all the things you've been yelled at for
January 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Mental stability ain't got nothing on laying in bed for 4 hours thinking about all the things you've been yelled at for
Tap tap is this thing on hi I'm here now
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Tap tap is this thing on hi I'm here now