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an apex predator that wants more snaks,
and a human that wants the same as well as personal autonomy and actual rights that can’t be taken away on a whim
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The nurses are pissed
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
This is who we are now.
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Ok dipshit 😎
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Green
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
It’s green
January 19, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Why more doctors are billing their patients like it’s the 1920s | Read full article at san.com/cc/why-more-...
Why more doctors are billing their patients like it's the 1920s
Cash-based clinics, or direct primary care, are becoming more popular as health care spending skyrockets and quality of care declines.
san.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Gail Bear is the best!!!!
a bear is standing on its hind legs in the middle of a road .
ALT: a bear is standing on its hind legs in the middle of a road .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
What about Nell, the boob ship from Battle beyond the stars!
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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NEW: Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken.

“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.

The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
We Found More Than 40 Cases of Immigration Agents Using Banned Chokeholds and Other Moves That Can Cut Off Breathing
Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken. “I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold. The government ...
www.propublica.org
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
You have to spittle spray and do crazy eyes or folks will sing along. Best to Einstein the hair too! If you want to make a video ….😎
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
This show impacted my life on so many levels! Do it!!! They almost updated UFO a decade ago. Got to work on some concepts. My childhood wish was to have one of the Eagle landers. Just fix Mayas eyebrows!
Well that’s my ADHD ramble for the morning
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Wasn’t even a question

Sad when they are supporting folks who couldn’t pass the tests to BE a cop

But they have to be perpetually the victims
January 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Ooh try with Alpaca socks! Just got some on Etsy and they are super soft and warm like a kitten hug for your feet
January 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Happened to me with Dutch Bros
That cruel moment of awakening to the capitalist monster!
I was so mad. Taking away points for a free coffee

Last time they got my business
January 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
When is it going to be enough for them. Where is that line? Do those two even have one?
January 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
None!
Other than to take your data and sell it.
Expiring points are the worst! Keep buying to save points!
NO
As with all things, ruined by some MBA only thinking short term profits
January 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Is the Slayer wearing a tank top?
January 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Caturday!

Ok just found out cat bongos are a thing

His safe word is tuna

#caturday
#catbongos
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
You should!
I did not understand the whole Mardi Gras spirt till I got here. It’s going to be weeks long and there are parades and events until the day AND this whole place is green and purple! Also, the king cake baby is frightening
King Cake Baby Thumbs Up GIF
ALT: King Cake Baby Thumbs Up GIF
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
It’s King Cake Season here. Really it’s Madness. We got some from Ayu Bakehouse
And I want to say they were amazing!
All three kinds were unique and delicious! Just wow!
#kingcake
#neworleans
#mardigras

www.ayubakehouse.com
Ayu Bakehouse
A modern New Orleans bakery located on Frenchmen Street that specializes in handmade croissants, sourdough breads, light lunch fare and killer coffee.
www.ayubakehouse.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Do it Samurai!
a man in a video game with the words microtech hydra on the bottom
ALT: a man in a video game with the words microtech hydra on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM